That story was captivating!! Clasic opster, did you hear the house was a hundred feet away?! What a wild man! He is always getting into wacky adventures, like the time when he went to the movies and was slowly opening a bag of candy to limit noise and an old woman he didnt know got up, grabbed it out of his hands, opened it quickly, gave it back to him and yelled "HERE"! He's crazy!!
Or when he bonded with the illiterate black man on jury duty. He made eye contact with the old man and gave him a knowing smile as if to say, "white people be crazy!" And then he totally nailed the lawyer with his quick wit and the judge had to order a retrial.
At least Sam said "The whole ticket situation seems highly improbable" and called Opie "Opie Max." That was the closest I've heard somebody calling bullshit on one of his stories in years.
The "I went black twice" bullshit story is on again. "they were very aggressive in bed, I was way out of my league", then a minute later "it was just a dry humping." it's such bullshit you can hear Glaser smiling in disbelief asking him questions.
A tremendous amount of times. I remember hearing it as it happened and Opie being mocked as Beach-Shitter and Captain Oceanshits and all that. He talked about it for around a month.
The Youtube video is harder to find than a rooster's teeth. I wonder where that gem went?
He also forgot if he was alone or not when he went to the one black club in his life where he met the black chicks that wanted to fuck him (even though all they did was dry hump him) and when pressed for more information, like "how did you bag them black chicks up?", his response was "ugh, you know, just being me."
Oh, the one where he took a shit in somebody's house and the shit went down his legs and out the bottom on his pants like some Rube Goldberg device? That one is HEINOUS.
I'll tell you one thing, his FANS sure haven't. Every goddamn picture he posts of a beach, 172 "Hey Opie, did you take a dump out there? LOL" post in the fucking comments section. Because they apparently couldn't scroll up to two comments prior, when some dumb fan just said it.
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28 fuckinPECKAHS 2014-08-30
PECKAHS
15 BRUTAL_ANAL_RAPE8888 2014-08-30
That story was captivating!! Clasic opster, did you hear the house was a hundred feet away?! What a wild man! He is always getting into wacky adventures, like the time when he went to the movies and was slowly opening a bag of candy to limit noise and an old woman he didnt know got up, grabbed it out of his hands, opened it quickly, gave it back to him and yelled "HERE"! He's crazy!!
12 hansel4150 2014-08-30
His whole life is like an episode of Seinfeld.
9 CookieHaid 2014-08-30
LOL...I was gonna post "He's OUR Kramer!"
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16 KingGeorgeIVE 2014-08-30
Opie is Benya
5 Sudley 2014-08-30
Opie is Joel Horneck. https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=7x3knxMBHco#t=137
3 schmoegreene 2014-08-30
Nah he's a phony like Mike Moffit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZidUzpou4kI
2 mikelp1973 2014-08-30
I know! Remember air force?
8 schmoegreene 2014-08-30
Or when he bonded with the illiterate black man on jury duty. He made eye contact with the old man and gave him a knowing smile as if to say, "white people be crazy!" And then he totally nailed the lawyer with his quick wit and the judge had to order a retrial.
Just a day in the life of the Opster.
7 hookahreed 2014-08-30
Was that before or after he crumpled up the ticket the cop gave him?
4 BeerCanThick 2014-08-30
At least Sam said "The whole ticket situation seems highly improbable" and called Opie "Opie Max." That was the closest I've heard somebody calling bullshit on one of his stories in years.
6 mikelp1973 2014-08-30
The "I went black twice" bullshit story is on again. "they were very aggressive in bed, I was way out of my league", then a minute later "it was just a dry humping." it's such bullshit you can hear Glaser smiling in disbelief asking him questions.
4 AntsCamera 2014-08-30
Fucking edgy, we should all be like him. the only father at his daughters graduation with a colostomy bag.
4 Leeham721 2014-08-30
Then everyone else started clapping, he bowed then did a victory lap of the theatre.
14 alexreleases 2014-08-30
And then he named it Hudson.
1 [deleted] 2014-08-30
Really?
10 schmoegreene 2014-08-30
ob dot loyig!
11 BeerCanThick 2014-08-30
Does anybody have that video where this dullard pondered over the ineffable mystery of water for about 15 minutes?
Opie is just a dumb man.
3 krankle 2014-08-30
If ya think about it, water is pretty crazy, maaaan!
5 BeerCanThick 2014-08-30
LIKE YAAAAAH!
8 AntsCamera 2014-08-30
I remember when Opie came up with Box of Cocks.
I remember when he used to let Jim work his magic during the "Raaaammmone" interviews.
I remember when he did just what he wanted and fuck the bosses.
I choose to forget married, job preservation Opie.
He is a real cock softnah,.
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6 WoopEmGangbangStyle 2014-08-30
Then remember when Burr, Norton, and Cumia shat all over him for doing so?
Boy did that bit backfire.
3 zoot123 2014-08-30
was louis CK in studio too? i am looking for the link
2 WoopEmGangbangStyle 2014-08-30
No, I heard it on a best of so I'm not really sure how to find it.
7 natkingcoleoverhere 2014-08-30
Anthony is Kramer for other reasons.
6 bobbyb1508 2014-08-30
God. How many times did fucktard Opie bring up that story.
7 BeerCanThick 2014-08-30
A tremendous amount of times. I remember hearing it as it happened and Opie being mocked as Beach-Shitter and Captain Oceanshits and all that. He talked about it for around a month.
The Youtube video is harder to find than a rooster's teeth. I wonder where that gem went?
2 mikelp1973 2014-08-30
Captain oceanshits, lol.
5 equinoxexistential 2014-08-30
Didn't Bob Kelly ask him what he whipped with and he just said he forgot?
14 [deleted] 2014-08-30
There's no need to wipe when it didn't happen.
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10 guccimanelaflare 2014-08-30
He forgets about the intricate details a lot. Strange.
5 Dannyprecise 2014-08-30
He also forgot if he was alone or not when he went to the one black club in his life where he met the black chicks that wanted to fuck him (even though all they did was dry hump him) and when pressed for more information, like "how did you bag them black chicks up?", his response was "ugh, you know, just being me."
Yuck.
4 [deleted] 2014-08-30
My favorite lyric from that Regina Spektor song.
4 AntsCamera 2014-08-30
Dude I remember this one time I drank like 4 Coors lites and played a game of scrabble.
Man we were fucking extreme in college.
3 RattAndMouse 2014-08-30
Another classic Hughes story @11:49
6 [deleted] 2014-08-30
Oh right, the shit nugget story. That one so badly didn't happen that I'm amazed he would even think that.
5 CookieHaid 2014-08-30
"This is a true story, man" = "This is not a true story, MAAAAAHN"
4 BeerCanThick 2014-08-30
Oh, the one where he took a shit in somebody's house and the shit went down his legs and out the bottom on his pants like some Rube Goldberg device? That one is HEINOUS.
3 Muted_Post-Horn 2014-08-30
I never understood how it bounced off his toe if it came out of his ass...
3 BeerCanThick 2014-08-30
Remember that one time Opie lied? Oh, that was every "pumped up" story he ever told? Carry on, then.
2 cabaretcabaret 2014-08-30
Anyone got a link then?
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I'll tell you one thing, his FANS sure haven't. Every goddamn picture he posts of a beach, 172 "Hey Opie, did you take a dump out there? LOL" post in the fucking comments section. Because they apparently couldn't scroll up to two comments prior, when some dumb fan just said it.
-3 joshqueens2 2014-08-30
so what that's fuckin funny
-8 UnwarrantedArrogance 2014-08-30
It is SUCH a who gives a care story! It's really irrelevant if it happened or not.
5 opiesucks 2014-08-30
Back off, this ain't your show!