Sam will bring up some Roland bullshit whenever he can in order to get the fat fuck in the studio. Then Opie immediately jumps on board with a "What happened? I gotta hear this" and next thing you know we get to hear 20 minutes of Roland weaving some amazing adventure he had with that velvety smooth baritone voice of his.
     Reviewing movies and shit is a great way for Sam to weasel back to the microphone instead of whatever it is that Sam does for a job to help the mumble mouth form complete sentences.  And Opie finally gets to not be the lamest idiot in the booth for once.


    Sam is the opposite when it comes to E-Rock, always stepping on E-Rock's stories and jokes and trying to start arguments. I can almost see the flop sweat form on his forehead when Mr. Eric Nagel starts running circles around the professional broadcaster with some actual professional broadcasting. 

     Bring back the fuckin' Consumer! Eric  should get a daily segment. Hearing him tell us what he ate yesterday is one of the best parts of the show.... Just throw Dennis in to pare a music selection together with the latest food and drink that was consumed.