I usually sleep to an O&A episode, but last night that wasn't doing it. Verses started going around in my head. I put them in my phone, woke up and realized they weren't half bad. Polished them very slightly, this is the result:

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                                             Optober

October'll come

And Op will quit.

It's all hack shit.

But that's the bit.

Just make it quick

But please hold on

What's up with Snowy?

He's on the phone

On Opie's hate

I wasn't keen

New stuff I heard

Now I'm all in

Just one small man

A narcissist

Wish he'd shut up

Hope with a fist

The douche chill is

From Philly crew

A few dance moves

And one big "boo!"

Please close your eyes

And say goodbye

It's plain the show

Has passed me by

Lie, cheat and mock

In mind a hit

Should be like Craig

Shinkel 'bout it

Bid thee farewell

Is what I'll do

Just one last time

Opie: fuck you

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Feel free to give me shit about it, I just wanted to share it with you sick and lovely motherfuckers.