Me too! I been accused numerous times FALSELY. One second ya slip their underpants off, next thing ya know, everybody's tellin tall tales and gettin the police involved.

Fine, since nobody appreciates a Sopranos reference in this shithole.

You pull down their panties and go... where is it? JIM NORTON.

these little tattletales always lying

i just wanted to make her feel good, she was going at it like a hamster sucking a water bottle through the crib bars uhehehe :)

Thanks for the only laugh Ive ever had about this situation.

I avoid being accused by not even talking to women. Although I don't talk to men either, just to be on the safe side. :)

I was never falsely accused of rape...wink.

Thought this was an Opie post.

It's the imaginary black guy that "broke into Opie's apartment in Rochester and thought he was a CHICK!"

I had this Bipolar ex girlfriend who used to falsely accuse me of raping and beating her all the time. It was annoying, but I thought, well if I'm being accused of doing it I might as well do it

/r/pussypass welcomes you with open arms. You're not alone, pal.

Nice details, faggot. Was she a stewardess?

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You just told us that you were falsely accused of rape. I'd wager that you would.

We respect honesty more than anything

Come on creepy, details

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No charges were filed? or were they dropped? Further contact?

The ending is pretty fucked up, sorry dude. Rape is a stain that doesn't wash away, even if you're innocent.

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Well at least you made an impression at your school...popular in a sense

"usss"

huh?

*laugh track*

Oh my god.

Fair enough sir, I remove my insult. Your story was mildly compelling but kinda tapered off at the end there. That can be good and bad since a satisfying shit leaves with a taper, but your story was not quite there. I wish you godspeed on your situation.

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Well you certainly went the roundabout way of doing it, if you don't properly inspire the hate your topic will expire. As for this whole rapist business, fuck do I care, you've admitted you're a family of desgraciada spics. I hope they stick a fruit picker pole up your ass in prison.

Im from England, Im whiter than you

Anyone who falsely accuses another person of rape needs to die.

Go back to mens rights.

good one

Sounds to me like the framus intersects with the ramistan approximately at the paternostra.

EDIT: This is a stupid thread, Anthony would've hung up on this gentleman mumbling the exact same thing. How about some details, did Father Dorris walk in on you?

I hope all youse mothers get cancer of the eyes.