r/opieandanthony: The 8 Rules of Philly Crew

The 8 Rules of Philly Crew

21 2014-08-24 by Tom_Stall

1st Rule of Philly Crew: Hold on!

2nd Rule of Philly Crew: HOLD ON!

3rd Rule of Philly Crew: If someone calls out Opie's bullshit, that's the bit!

4th Rule of Philly Crew: Trust me. TRUST ME! Opie knows funny, you don't know funny, OPIE KNOWS FUNNY!

5th Rule of Philly Crew: Hold on! Hold on! You're missing some important things.

The OpieRadio-FunnyMofos Daily is out!

6th Rule of Philly Crew: Your story is now about Opie.

7th Rule of Philly Crew: Where's Fr. Doris? Is he gonna come?

8th (and Final) Rule of Philly Crew: If this is your first night of Philly Crew, you have to do the magic circle dance.

In Project Philly Crew it is only upon criticising Opie that the show has passed you by.

36 comments

41 turdthief 2014-08-24

9th rule: Get cucked by Bam Margera

22 isperfectenuf 2014-08-24

10th rule: Pay Bam to come in the day after the allegation to deny it and never have him on the show again. And make sure when he denies it that he only mentions not remembering it happen just so you have an airtight defense!

7 stevie_janowskii 2014-08-24

Totally all in with this.

1 Tom_Stall 2014-08-24

Balls deep?

6 turdthief 2014-08-24

the 7th rule needs to be the #1 Rule

4 BeerCanThick 2014-08-24

Bam was a face saving one and done, likely a paid appearance. He's been off the show for over 6 years now.

3 teaparty88 2014-08-24

I need to know more about the bam incident. Can you direct me? There's a video??

2 isperfectenuf 2014-08-24

just the on-air fight of ant joking about it, your gonna have to do a bit of reading to learn as much as you can

7 AntsCamera 2014-08-24

Opie watches that tape with his wife every Friday, why do you think he needs off.

He lets the kids watch too, look at what a filty whore mommy is, and look how turgid I am.

11 AntsCamera 2014-08-24

12th rule, find someone funny who can do impressions to get rich off of, then get raving jealous of him once you get married and huck out sproglets.

10 [deleted] 2014-08-24

11th Rule: Find juice

5 TriplH 2014-08-24

[Pause between 11 - 12] Hold on.... I'm feeling nauseous. I need to get a bight to eat.

9 PigsArePunished 2014-08-24

There are only two rules of the Philly Crew.

The first rule of the Philly Crew is you talk about the Philly Crew.

The second rule of the Philly Crew is YOU TALK ABOUT THE PHILLY CREW.

8 breadmoccasin 2014-08-24

The OpieRadio-FunnyMofos Daily is out!

I've clicked that like 9 times when it was unsure if Ant would get fired and I still don't know what that is, why it exists, and what the purpose of it is.

6 schmoegreene 2014-08-24

Can someone explain this Doris thing to me? And please no humorous responses, I don't go for that type of thing.

10 Tom_Stall 2014-08-24