Opie's mother, is Tyler Durden
10 2014-08-23 by BigEasyGreg
Now that I think about it, I don't think Opie ever had a "mother". In fact, I think his "mother" is actually his alternate personality that he believes is a separate entity. Opie hates himself and doesn't even know it. Yes, Opie's "mother", is Tyler Durden.
21 comments
31 [deleted] 2014-08-23
I am Jack's Philly Crew.
12 thrillated 2014-08-23
His name was Robert Kelly.
3 joshqueens2 2014-08-23
His name was Robert Kelly
2 Tom_Stall 2014-08-23
In Project Philly Crew it is only upon criticising Opie that the show has passed you by.
1st Rule of Philly Crew: Hold on!
2nd Rule of Philly Crew: HOLD ON!
3rd Rule of Philly Crew: If someone calls out Opie's bullshit, that's the bit!
4th Rule of Philly Crew: Trust me. TRUST ME! Opie knows funny, you don't know funny, OPIE KNOWS FUNNY!
5th Rule of Philly Crew: Hold on! Hold on! You're missing some important things. The OpieRadio-FunnyMofos Daily is out!
6th Rule of Philly Crew: Your story is now about Opie.
7th Rule of Philly Crew: Where's Fr. Doris? Is he coming?
8th (and Final) Rule of Philly Crew: If this is your first night of Philly Crew, you have to do the magic circle dance.
15 Punkazzbioch 2014-08-23
Opie gave birth to himself, that's why he's so fucking stupid.
12 Openy 2014-08-23
Well, he did fight a french guy underwater, so it's somewhat plausible.
5 Mitchull 2014-08-23
Sounds pretty cool when you put it like that.
11 [deleted] 2014-08-23
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8 IggysGlove 2014-08-23
Lynsi hasn't been fucked like that since gradeschool. And she wants opie to have her abortion.
7 booderdooders 2014-08-23
How bout I kick your ass
7 fervt 2014-08-23
It'd be more of a Norman Bates scenario, I think.
1 breadmoccasin 2014-08-23
I was about to say!
0 Tom_Stall 2014-08-23
Cool, thanks for sharing.
7 janedoe2893 2014-08-23
His mother is probably a very sweet 78-year-old widow who crochets blankets for each one of her 18 grandchild and never forgets to send a $10 birthday check.
5 [deleted] 2014-08-23
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2 BeerCanThick 2014-08-23
How can that be, though? The bosom means Opie is Robert Paulson.
1 Moxson4 2014-08-23
Speaking of Tyler Durden...whatever happened to that TMZ wanna be? I used to get so fucking sick of that douche's shitty site getting crammed down our throats!
1 The_Teachers_Ass 2014-08-23
Getting ready to kick off Project Mayhem:
http://youtu.be/kgLU_Zlei44
0 FrunkisOA 2014-08-23
that dont make no sense
opie's mother would be opie
2 BigEasyGreg 2014-08-23
Indeed she is...
2 [deleted] 2014-08-23
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-2 cabaretcabaret 2014-08-23
This comma, is unnecessary.
2 BigEasyGreg 2014-08-23
You misspelled "comment"
-10 CUNTYMOM 2014-08-23
worst thing ive ever read at 12:56 am, im literally falling alseep as i wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrorhrprirhprruiuihhuihuuihiuhuihuihiuhuhiuh