We love him because he is bad, and true to himself, by always delivering predictable content.
Now ask why we hate Opie and Love Scorch? Scorch is always true to himself, Opie is like water, he shapes himself to whatever mold he is in, he likes this one day, hates it the next.
Scorch is true to himself, and not phony, even if he is hacky.
Scorch is a big phony and a liar. He thinks that people like him, but he is just another hack. He cannot even keep his lies straight.
His radio personality is from 1991. His bits are "borrowed" and reworked to be worse than the original he stole them from. The worst part about him is that he will do anything to be the center of attention.
They'd probably hate Scorch before too long if he got a permanent position on the O & J show. It'd be funny as hell (which we know is hilarious) for a while and then people would start wanting him dead.
13 comments
11 PacoBoy 2014-08-20
"I love doing what I do, and I want you guys to turn around (at the bar), I love doing what I do 'cause of you guys!" - Scorch 2009 to his PFGciples.
2 CookieHaid 2014-08-20
"...in this business that is 'show'."
2 brution 2014-08-20
Kingdom of Nakedness
2 PrinceNagel 2014-08-20
"No, I said I love doing what I do 'cause of you guys!" slightly louder applause
6 MonsteRain 2014-08-20
weird thank you
3 pfgposter 2014-08-20
I love him so much it hurts inside.
6 [deleted] 2014-08-20
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3 [deleted] 2014-08-20
I wish he used more all caps & exclamation points to drive his feelings home.
-1 humblebrag 2014-08-20
Fucking enough! I'll say it. I don't understand the Scorch thing. I just don't get it. Please explain
2 AntsCamera 2014-08-20
Scorch is jocktober personified.
But he is not being phony, he is dead serious.
We love him because he is bad, and true to himself, by always delivering predictable content.
Now ask why we hate Opie and Love Scorch? Scorch is always true to himself, Opie is like water, he shapes himself to whatever mold he is in, he likes this one day, hates it the next.
Scorch is true to himself, and not phony, even if he is hacky.
That is why we love him.
2 humblebrag 2014-08-20
Well.... Pretty well laid out argument right there. I'll just have to keep that in mind in the future.
1 theronskier1 2014-08-20
Scorch is a lot more than jocktober personified. Scorch is a way of life.
1 pfg-sciple 2014-08-20
Scorch is a big phony and a liar. He thinks that people like him, but he is just another hack. He cannot even keep his lies straight.
His radio personality is from 1991. His bits are "borrowed" and reworked to be worse than the original he stole them from. The worst part about him is that he will do anything to be the center of attention.
-2 drexler57346 2014-08-20
They'd probably hate Scorch before too long if he got a permanent position on the O & J show. It'd be funny as hell (which we know is hilarious) for a while and then people would start wanting him dead.