Every Regular Caller Is A...

19  2014-08-19 by BeerCanThick

Cunt. Especially Snowy in Michigan, who is shitting up Ron and Fez now, too.

41 comments

Let's go to Snowy in Michigan, a long time fan of the show. Snow-AYYY!!!

I got mad just reading this

Guys, I've already cracked this case wide open. Snowy is actually the guy in the middle of the circle jerk.

See, the Philly Crew gave each other nicknames. Gregg, of course, remains Opie. But there is Snowy (Mostly because he is in the middle of the Crew's circle-jerk and enjoys a little Bukakke).

Snowy is from Michigan, but like Opie, he travels to Philly to get all crazy with his bros...so they can bro-down...and do butt-stuff

I've been studying the Philly Crew for a while now. I'm getting close to learning all their secrets

I wrote Dr. Michio Kaku an email in hope he can explain the physics behind douchbaggery, and how entire clans of 40 + year olds can still participate in shit that would embarass high school students.

He responded....I swear he did...

You see, douchbags are like a jellybean, if you drop it in water it will stay whole for awhile, but it will eventually melt, After time, the water becomes cloudy, and begins to smell like shit.

Much like Opies lies, it was ok for awhile, but the water became cloudy when sirius fired the phony filter.

No one can like only a "little" Bukkake.

But there is Snowy (Mostly because he is in the middle of the Crew's circle-jerk and enjoys a little Bukakke).

Shouldn't his nickname be "Soggy?"

I prematurely exited out of that link from sheer embarrassment. Maybe when i'm a little older, a little stronger, I'll try to watch it again.

Snowy is definitely a virgin

Even worse, he is a trucker.

Fuck Snowy.

One of the first signs that Stern's show took a major turn for the worse about 12 years ago is when he started having regular callers on all the time to kiss his ugly ass and add nothing. Instead of just picking up a line and listening to random weirdos and freaks like he did back in the 90s.

Sam and Opie clearly agree it makes for great radio to listen to bootlickers.

Oh that is fantastic.

That whole show is amazing

Where did Snowy come from? Out of no where he became a "regular". Who does he know that he's abusing to get featured nearly every day?

Nobody else is calling.

Totally. Whenever I call the show I'm amazed how quickly I get on.

He is one of 3 callers that call into Sams show.

Snowy makes me embarrassed to say I'm from Michigan and a fan, don't want to be confused for that doucher.

Well take solace in the fact that he travels all over the country, so he's not %100 from Michigan. In fact, he's sort of a modern day Johnny Douchelseed.

this sub needs a line of the day; dat Johnny Douchelseed.

Snowy needs to cut the shit. It's obvious he's a coke head

Eric the superfan?

I make 7 dollars an hour making hoagies and rooting for a shit for brains hockey franchise, I am so wound up!!!!!!!! All I have is this show, and the fact Sam is so hard up to take my calls.

Yayayyyyyyy attention.

I gotta go, a customer just ordered an italian sub with mayo, my boss is mad at me for sitting on hold to the show all day every day.

Fuck Philly and anyone who is proud to be from there.

Double show killer

Triple. The other day he wrapped up the shit show and then was the first caller on the Opie show.

Save some of your hatred for the BIRDMAN!

On Ron's show, he said 'More than a Feeling' is the greatest song ever.

And ronnie promptly shit on him

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I hate Footer the most.

I have no idea who that is, but his name alone is annoying the living shit out of me.

That's honestly probably a good 75% of why I hate him too, but he also ACTS like a Footer.

gift from god

Would you prefer Larry the evangelical religious nutbag?

I would listen to his show over sams asskissing, ballwashing clip show.

I was just thinking about Larry, whatever happened to him. I don't hear much from him lately. Although admittedly I don't listen to the pre-show.

He's busy picketing soldiers funerals.

Larry the Theological Boob who thinks he's Karl Barth or Paul Tillich with these deep insights makes me wanna hurl.

Buncha rubes

I hate most callers period. ESPECIALLY regularly callers. Most of the time they get way too much time to talk, and they have to somehow validate their self worth by 'being a part of' the radio and calling 2-3 times a week. Sonny Forelli was the worst, every time I heard that goddamn annoying shitty Boston accent on my radio I would get mad. I never though he was funny either.

Even worse, he is a trucker.