Brother Joe saw Ants coattails free up and hopped on with both hands.

Him and Keith the cuck are fighting for the position closest to his delicious Italian hog.

Coattails? Without Joe, Ant doesn't get to where he is today. No Joe, no Rotgut, no OJ Simpson song, no Opie and Anthony. Without Joe, Ant is still cutting sheet metal somewhere.

And without Hitler we wouldn't be here.

Thanks Hitler!

Without my mudder I wouldn't be here today, but I'd never hire her to do my job.

I never like the angry look on your face whenever the topic of your mom arises.

She was a saint on earth.

Why do you get down votes when you speak the truth? People here are fucked up.

Good try Joe, but Ant's talents would not have gone unnoticed.

He had drive to get the fuck out of that shit. You were just there to help him out. Because your no talent ass needed him, because you suck fucking cock.

How can you say "No OJ Simpson Song" when you know that Ant did the whole fucking thing. You aren't witty, you aren't talented, and you certainly aren't funny.

Go fuck yourself, Joe. Go to bed, you have a "recap" show to do tomorrow you greasy fuck.

You're mistaken. I am not Joe.

U mad brother Joe? Found your reddit account did we?

What bar is your cute little cover band playing at next?

No identity of your own, just U2 and your brother, pathetic little manchild.

I couldn't give two fucks about Joe. Just correcting your bullshit.

Bobo is Ants hypothetical infant alcohol syndrome son.

I just wanna have my own podcast awright

So...anyone of us.

People on reddit act so noble. You lying fuckers would be seeking to capitalize on familial successes. Plus the dude has his own gig. Too much hate on bro jo imo

You're a good egg, Mr. Colestie, but I gotta ask: why the fuck are you white-knighting brother Joe?!?

Just being in a tribute band redlines most peoples' douchebag-meter.

And it's not capitalizing on familial success that people have a problem with; it's the attitude he exudes that he belongs behind a mic, and is integral to the doings afoot. He thinks his rightful place is on the dais, when it's really in the kitchen, scrubbin' pots, unclogging drains, and perving on the waitresses.

He says "we" way too much.

You know that Ben Franklin quote about houseguests being like fish; that they both begin to smell after 3 days?

Joe's on his 5th-6th day. He stinks.

If you have any doubts about his awfulness, just watch the clip where he calls into Anthony's show (where even Anthony was weary of him right from the beginning; he was completely deflated when he realized it was Joe), and/or his ACS wrap-up show, and get back to us.

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This thread is what happens when mental patients have access to an internet connection,.

I don't think they'd be able to type; they'd be too busy licking and trying to eat their keyboard. Or thinking it's Jesus.

Brother Joe doesn't irritate me as much as he does some of you. However I've always loathed people who start tribute bands though, write your own shit!! U2 turned to shit years ago, I liked a few songs when they first started, but they lost me right around when Joshua Tree came out. UGH!! It's always made me cringe whenever they would bring up his lame U2 tribute band on the show.

Yeah, tribute bands are the worst of the worst. You'd never think they were the real people, so why bother getting gussied up, and acting/pretending that you are?

A friend of mine is a drummer who played in a Stones tribute band for one show when their regular drummer couldn't make the gig. They would even talk to him between sets in fake British accents. Y'know, to stay in character.

Fuckin' douchebags.

I don't mind cover bands, though; if I'm at a bar, I'd much rather hear a band, as themselves, bang out classic tunes than have them play their own songs, which would more than likely be complete shit, and completely unknown to me.

Someone on this sub made a great comment about how his ex wife was lady Di. She was drunk, unemployed, a waste of space. The clip is around here somewhere.