Isn't the artificial sweetener in diet soda is actually worse than regular sugar? So in a way, he's consuming the more unhealthy item and he's being quite the fat trooper.
No excuse for the cup size though. Good luck quenching your thirst with a small soda while eating from a BUCKET of popcorn...
The jury is still out but there is definitely some evidence that it is.
Aside from its carcinogenic properties in mice (yeah, not humans I KNOW THANK YOU FUCKTARDS)
it can lead to obesity over the long term because it actually increases your appetite. Your body reacts very specifically to sugar intake. Artificial sweeteners cause this reaction which is then met with the absence of sugar, which makes you crave sugar more.
Secondly, one of the biproducts of aspartame metabolism is formaldehyde, which is broken quickly into formic acid which is toxic to cells. It's at very low doses but high intake of aspartame which these fat fuckwads tend to do, there is risk for tissue damage.
So, yeah, go ahead and take your ignorant uninformed "no" and fuck off.
You're a dipshit. Aspartame is the most studied food additive in history and it has been proven overwhelmingly safe for human consumption in any reasonable amount a human could consume. Claiming it makes you crave sugar which you will automatically consume and become obese is such bullshit fat logic. That's like saying smoking ecigs makes you crave smoking real cigarettes, thus ecigs will cause lung cancer.
Cutting out sugar and other "fast carbs" (as opposed to slow carbs like brown rice and beans), including replacing soda with diet soda is better for you than consuming regular sugar. In other words, "No." Now YOU fuck off.
Fitch,C., Keim, K.S. “Position of the Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics: Use of
Nutritive and Nonnutritive Sweeteners.” Journal of the Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics. 112.5 (2012): 739-758
Just,Tino, Pau, Hans Wilhelm, Engel Ulrike, Hummel, Thomas. “Cephalic phase insulin release in healthy humans after taste stimulation?” Appetite. 51.3 (2008): 622-627.
S.L. Roy, T.L. Davidson, S.E. Swithers. “The effects of high-intensity sweeteners (saccharin and acesulfame potassium) on food intake and body weight regulation in rats.” 49.1 (2007): 325.
Stellman, Steven D. and Garfinkel, Lawrence. “Patterns of artificial sweetener use and weight change in an American Cancer Society prospective study.” Appetite. 11.1 (1988): 85-91.
Tordoff, Michael G. “How do non-nutritive sweeteners increase food intake?” Appetite. 11.1 (1988): 5-11.
Your turn.
And referencing your own ignorant shithole ass where you pull your logic from doesn't count.
Oh, and you realize that ecigs and regular cigarettes both contain the same nicotine drug right? I'm not sure what you're getting at with ecigs and regular cigarettes. It's not like ecigs contain an artificial nicotine and regular cigarettes contain the real thing. Do you know anything about the world you live in or do you just kinda coast and hope for the best?
so what does that have to do with artificial sweetener? People don't smoke cigarettes for the carcinogens... they don't make the nicotine a more effective drug... never mind, trying to compare ecigs to artificial sweeteners is so a-scientific and inane I can't even find a common ground to begin at.
This is why I don't treat land whales. because they have no comprehension of their own bodies. It's mind-boggling.
No shit. I thought I was tough recently and got myself a regular popcorn. No drink. Within minutes i had the largest coke in my and and sucked down half of it. It was too late, the damage had been done, I couldn't taste for almost a week.
Are you NUTS? I fucking love Florentine. My roommate and I talk like him all day, it's getting to the point that we're severely pissing off our friends/people who don't know the reference. I do a pretty good Florentine.
Listen, if you got a kid, and he likes to talk like Florentine, like it's a bonding thing with your kid, I get that. We're talking about adults here though.
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I get the e-rock joke, and was having fun with it until the twat that really wrote that used "fatphobic" and "victim blaming" and I forgot we were making fun of someone and just wanted to kick a fat bastard in the back of his head for sitting in the aisle.
You left off the part where "an elderly Jewish man walked down the aisle as he sat on the ground being bombarded with food, and rolled up his sleeve to reveal a tattoo "14305". He then said to me amidst the chaos you have it worse than I did in 1944.
It seems very unlikely for all this to happen, but if it did, maybe it will influence the guy to get his fat ass in a gym, eat healthier and not die at 50.
Fitch,C., Keim, K.S. “Position of the Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics: Use of
Nutritive and Nonnutritive Sweeteners.” Journal of the Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics. 112.5 (2012): 739-758
Just,Tino, Pau, Hans Wilhelm, Engel Ulrike, Hummel, Thomas. “Cephalic phase insulin release in healthy humans after taste stimulation?” Appetite. 51.3 (2008): 622-627.
S.L. Roy, T.L. Davidson, S.E. Swithers. “The effects of high-intensity sweeteners (saccharin and acesulfame potassium) on food intake and body weight regulation in rats.” 49.1 (2007): 325.
Stellman, Steven D. and Garfinkel, Lawrence. “Patterns of artificial sweetener use and weight change in an American Cancer Society prospective study.” Appetite. 11.1 (1988): 85-91.
Tordoff, Michael G. “How do non-nutritive sweeteners increase food intake?” Appetite. 11.1 (1988): 5-11.
Your turn.
And referencing your own ignorant shithole ass where you pull your logic from doesn't count.
Oh, and you realize that ecigs and regular cigarettes both contain the same nicotine drug right? I'm not sure what you're getting at with ecigs and regular cigarettes. It's not like ecigs contain an artificial nicotine and regular cigarettes contain the real thing. Do you know anything about the world you live in or do you just kinda coast and hope for the best?
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20 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2014-08-12
Shame on all of you! Give me my dignity! I just came to see "Honk If You're Horny" in peace!
8 noebelity 2014-08-12
Here's another movie suggestion for ya: A Fridge too Far!
7 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2014-08-12
The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, mash the keypad with your palm... now.
3 TaintGribble 2014-08-12
Sir, if you would calm down I'd be happy to treat you to a garbage-bag full of popcorn.
9 majestik6 2014-08-12
"i bought a ticket and started my journey at the concession stand, purchasing a bucket of popcorn and a small diet coke."
I hate it when I see people stuffing their faces while drinking Diet Coke. Just get a real Coke you pussy!
14 [deleted] 2014-08-12
Don't stop at a real coke, get some ice cream in there.
Coke floats in my cup Coke floats in my cup!
3 [deleted] 2014-08-12
I think Diet Coke is nicer than normal Coke, normal Coke is way too sweet.
1 mikelp1973 2014-08-12
This is bullshit there's no way that fat ass drinks diet coke.
-2 CoolerKing37 2014-08-12
Isn't the artificial sweetener in diet soda is actually worse than regular sugar? So in a way, he's consuming the more unhealthy item and he's being quite the fat trooper.
No excuse for the cup size though. Good luck quenching your thirst with a small soda while eating from a BUCKET of popcorn...
8 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2014-08-12
No.
-2 howboutushutup 2014-08-12
The jury is still out but there is definitely some evidence that it is. Aside from its carcinogenic properties in mice (yeah, not humans I KNOW THANK YOU FUCKTARDS) it can lead to obesity over the long term because it actually increases your appetite. Your body reacts very specifically to sugar intake. Artificial sweeteners cause this reaction which is then met with the absence of sugar, which makes you crave sugar more. Secondly, one of the biproducts of aspartame metabolism is formaldehyde, which is broken quickly into formic acid which is toxic to cells. It's at very low doses but high intake of aspartame which these fat fuckwads tend to do, there is risk for tissue damage. So, yeah, go ahead and take your ignorant uninformed "no" and fuck off.
7 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2014-08-12
You're a dipshit. Aspartame is the most studied food additive in history and it has been proven overwhelmingly safe for human consumption in any reasonable amount a human could consume. Claiming it makes you crave sugar which you will automatically consume and become obese is such bullshit fat logic. That's like saying smoking ecigs makes you crave smoking real cigarettes, thus ecigs will cause lung cancer.
Cutting out sugar and other "fast carbs" (as opposed to slow carbs like brown rice and beans), including replacing soda with diet soda is better for you than consuming regular sugar. In other words, "No." Now YOU fuck off.
-5 howboutushutup 2014-08-12
Fitch,C., Keim, K.S. “Position of the Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics: Use of
Nutritive and Nonnutritive Sweeteners.” Journal of the Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics. 112.5 (2012): 739-758
Just,Tino, Pau, Hans Wilhelm, Engel Ulrike, Hummel, Thomas. “Cephalic phase insulin release in healthy humans after taste stimulation?” Appetite. 51.3 (2008): 622-627.
S.L. Roy, T.L. Davidson, S.E. Swithers. “The effects of high-intensity sweeteners (saccharin and acesulfame potassium) on food intake and body weight regulation in rats.” 49.1 (2007): 325.
Stellman, Steven D. and Garfinkel, Lawrence. “Patterns of artificial sweetener use and weight change in an American Cancer Society prospective study.” Appetite. 11.1 (1988): 85-91.
Tordoff, Michael G. “How do non-nutritive sweeteners increase food intake?” Appetite. 11.1 (1988): 5-11.
Your turn.
And referencing your own ignorant shithole ass where you pull your logic from doesn't count.
Oh, and you realize that ecigs and regular cigarettes both contain the same nicotine drug right? I'm not sure what you're getting at with ecigs and regular cigarettes. It's not like ecigs contain an artificial nicotine and regular cigarettes contain the real thing. Do you know anything about the world you live in or do you just kinda coast and hope for the best?
6 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2014-08-12
maaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnn
No shit, buddy. It's the other carcinogens that ecigs mostly get rid of.
-2 howboutushutup 2014-08-12
so what does that have to do with artificial sweetener? People don't smoke cigarettes for the carcinogens... they don't make the nicotine a more effective drug... never mind, trying to compare ecigs to artificial sweeteners is so a-scientific and inane I can't even find a common ground to begin at. This is why I don't treat land whales. because they have no comprehension of their own bodies. It's mind-boggling.
0 mikelp1973 2014-08-12
No shit. I thought I was tough recently and got myself a regular popcorn. No drink. Within minutes i had the largest coke in my and and sucked down half of it. It was too late, the damage had been done, I couldn't taste for almost a week.
9 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2014-08-12
Suicide. Now.
9 [deleted] 2014-08-12
"Ninja Turtles stink. My son doesn't even play wit em, he's FOUR." - WWFS (What Would Florentine Say)
0 DeagleCoinToss 2014-08-12
Did Florentine run over your dog or something?
7 [deleted] 2014-08-12
Are you NUTS? I fucking love Florentine. My roommate and I talk like him all day, it's getting to the point that we're severely pissing off our friends/people who don't know the reference. I do a pretty good Florentine.
2 Touch_Of_Red 2014-08-12
You talk like Florentine? What are you, 12?
1 [deleted] 2014-08-12
"WHY, why would I do daaat..."
1 Touch_Of_Red 2014-08-12
Listen, if you got a kid, and he likes to talk like Florentine, like it's a bonding thing with your kid, I get that. We're talking about adults here though.
1 [deleted] 2014-08-12
Why are you trying to ruin my good time, bra?
1 [deleted] 2014-08-12
Look how much fun we're having. Imgur
1 Touch_Of_Red 2014-08-12
That is a sweet baphomet shirt.
1 [deleted] 2014-08-12
That's Deadguy, you son of a bitch. One of the best hardcore/metal/punk bands of the 90s.
2 Touch_Of_Red 2014-08-12
Cool. The image is still a baphomet.
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1 [deleted] 2014-08-12
Oh sorry. I thought it was/pretty sure it is a band.
9 kgt5003 2014-08-12
Fat-phobic victim blaming? Yuck. Fat isn't cancer. Just move around a little bit and eat a little better and you aren't a victim anymore.
5 mikelp1973 2014-08-12
He also made himself a victim. That's even worse.
2 fishbulbx 2014-08-12
Well, smokers do that too.
7 BeerCanThick 2014-08-12
How do you know it wasn't LeoLardo?
6 Autorotator 2014-08-12
I get the e-rock joke, and was having fun with it until the twat that really wrote that used "fatphobic" and "victim blaming" and I forgot we were making fun of someone and just wanted to kick a fat bastard in the back of his head for sitting in the aisle.
4 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2014-08-12
Check out /r/fatpeoplehate . They don't dance around this bullshit either.
1 Ayevee 2014-08-12
/r/fatlogic is also good.
3 Motorboat_Jones 2014-08-12
Oh, Erock... comment?
3 [deleted] 2014-08-12
Well if it's on tumblrinaction it ACTUALLY happened.
3 Warack 2014-08-12
You left off the part where "an elderly Jewish man walked down the aisle as he sat on the ground being bombarded with food, and rolled up his sleeve to reveal a tattoo "14305". He then said to me amidst the chaos you have it worse than I did in 1944.
1 LairdFatFat 2014-08-12
*slow-clap
2 [deleted] 2014-08-12
This can't be real. His fingers would just be mashing the keyboard.
2 xythin 2014-08-12
I thought this was ERock https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoOMfrOn-nk
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2 drexler57346 2014-08-12
It seems very unlikely for all this to happen, but if it did, maybe it will influence the guy to get his fat ass in a gym, eat healthier and not die at 50.
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1 Ignatius_Oh_Reilly 2014-08-12
"fatphobic" Erock you dissaponted me.
1 stop_trying_so_hard 2014-08-12
Erock, stop commenting.
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1 anonimescu 2014-08-12
This should be a country song.
-5 howboutushutup 2014-08-12
Fitch,C., Keim, K.S. “Position of the Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics: Use of
Nutritive and Nonnutritive Sweeteners.” Journal of the Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics. 112.5 (2012): 739-758
Just,Tino, Pau, Hans Wilhelm, Engel Ulrike, Hummel, Thomas. “Cephalic phase insulin release in healthy humans after taste stimulation?” Appetite. 51.3 (2008): 622-627.
S.L. Roy, T.L. Davidson, S.E. Swithers. “The effects of high-intensity sweeteners (saccharin and acesulfame potassium) on food intake and body weight regulation in rats.” 49.1 (2007): 325.
Stellman, Steven D. and Garfinkel, Lawrence. “Patterns of artificial sweetener use and weight change in an American Cancer Society prospective study.” Appetite. 11.1 (1988): 85-91.
Tordoff, Michael G. “How do non-nutritive sweeteners increase food intake?” Appetite. 11.1 (1988): 5-11.
Your turn.
And referencing your own ignorant shithole ass where you pull your logic from doesn't count.
Oh, and you realize that ecigs and regular cigarettes both contain the same nicotine drug right? I'm not sure what you're getting at with ecigs and regular cigarettes. It's not like ecigs contain an artificial nicotine and regular cigarettes contain the real thing. Do you know anything about the world you live in or do you just kinda coast and hope for the best?