Cronut inventor has new Sam Roberts phimosis-inspired pastry

0  2014-08-11 by shaqfan99

http://gawker.com/is-dominique-ansels-new-pretzel-thing-a-dick-or-what-1619048978

so if they run out of material next week, here's a good four hours of filler.

4 comments

8  freeponyrides 2014-08-11

Surprise surprise. Gawker lesbo doesn't know what a dick looks like.

5  PigsArePunished 2014-08-11

It just looks like a lobster tail.

2  HenryjamesHutley 2014-08-11

If my cock looked like that I would cut it off.

1  shyduck 2014-08-11

Yes I know, fuck Gawker blah blah, but that's a penis shaped pretzel and they're not the only media outlet calling it that