I bet he set his phone down, squinted into the distance with a satisfied smile, and said to himself, "Take that, you stupid hater....bobbing his head up and down...take that"

Well how else was he gonna do it?

In fetal position, while his wife scratches his back, making cooing sounds to soothe him in between his sobs...

"SHHHHH it's okayyyy....They are just haters, babe.....Well, they don't have a super-cool Philly Crew, do they?....See? You are better than them, sweetie....I agree, ass-juice is, uh, ahem, hilarious....?"

That's exactly how it went.

I wish we still had a Philly Crew, so they could show us how they do it. :(

Or he texted a quick thank you to Rich Vos for giving him a comeback. And then Vos sent him five more shitty ones. And they were all spelled wrong.

And they were all spelt wrong.

FIFY

Teaches him, thinking he can mess with The Psycho^TM

Triple Threat: The Psycho, The Destroyer and The Opester. Truly the Mick Foley of radio.

THAT SHOULD BE A T-SHIRT!

Mrs. Hughes' Jam-Breasted Baby Boy

I hate Opie as a standalone person. What a goof.

Florentine complementing Opie on destroying twitter peeps is gonna make Opie go overboard now.

"WHY, why would dey say daaaat...."

"I'm not 12, I don't use twitterrrrrr."

"I'm not some kid craving attention from a ton of strangers, why twitterrrr"

"Oooh...I got 4 favorites and 6 retweets. Is that what they're called? Yaaaay. No thank you."

3 days after a Florentine appearance, Opie is still emulating his cadence and "That's dumb because I'm better than that" attitude

I don't think he could handle an actual compliment

Opie's two greatest loves: 1. Ron Bennington 2. Florentine's podcast

Hey, did you know Florentine's podcast is one that Opie still follows. It's one of the few. One of the few. One of the few that he still follows. Regularly.

He's ALL IN with Florentine's podcast.

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But there isn't really a show called that???

Basically implying he's been fucking his girlfriend while at the same time insulting her.

OHHH I get it. That's hilarious!

I'm not sure if Opie tries too hard or doesn't try hard enough.

I think you're giving him too much credit that he has either of those options.

Oh, duh, I'm a retard. Opie clearly goes for option three, be an unfunny cock.

I don't think I've ever read a more spot-on assessment of Opie.

What did he even say that was so bad? Certainly not anything that merits screaming about a stranger's girlfriend like that.

He is ripping off Anthonys twitter style (hoo hoo)

Maybe he will drop an N bomb and join Ant, then finally we get a Jim Norton Show! thumbsup

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Agreed. Wasn't he just making a Mimi Beardsley Song reference?

The opester is a sensitive boy

This is going great

@ConorMJG:

2014-08-05 21:44:24 UTC

@OpieRadio gf was asking what u call the show now ants gone, told her "opie with jim" she burst out laughing & said "worst name ever!" 😐

@OpieRadio:

2014-08-05 21:49:09 UTC

. @ConorMJG sorry the name sucks BUT Opie with Conor's girlfriend's giant cunt and gaping asshole in the morning, was taken already.

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Made me laugh (not joking)

Does anyone really think Ant wants anything to do with Opster anymore?

Fuckin' destroyed em'. Take us out E Rock.

I feel like I got hit a little bit with that one

Jim and Ant also suck at fighting with people online. With Ant it's not as surprising because he gets angry so easily but Jim seems like he should be as good at talking shit on twitter as he is to callers. Kurt Metzger is the undisputed god of internet fighting.

You guys should have seen Opie tweet to another celeb a day or 2 after philip seymour hoffman died.

It was so edgy Opie even admitted he had to take a while off of twitter after it.

As someone who doesn't use twitter it always looks so annoying and difficult to follow all these conversations.

Just because he's 50 doesn't mean the edge is dull, haters!

51

He wishes.

THE DESTROYER FAWK YEAH!

Is he saying that Jim Norton is that guy's girlfriend's cunt and asshole?

"Heh. Conor's girlfriend's cunt is probably gaping from getting fucked by the cast of Jackass. Wait..."

It was just a one time double dicking from rake yohn and Raab himself. Ryan Dunn watched. She wasn't invited back.

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Is there a video of this anywhere? Just wondering if it's been confirmed or what

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edgy opie

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Opies best tweet ever...

what a fucking man-child.

Pwned!

If you look at his timeline you can really see how frustrated he is, this reaction was totally uncalled for.

Words hurt*

What boy wouldn't want to be humiliatingly destroyed by his hero.

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This was funny, good one V-boy!

What did he do before addressing all his haters on twitter?

NO ONE dared to mess with the Destroyer.

Those who did...didn't live to see Twitter.

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Man, he's edgy.

Has anyone noticed how Opie has a fuckload of twitter followers now. 324,000. Scan just showed he has 69% fake users and only 8% that can be validated. Compare that to Ant - 21% fake, and 29% validated users. I would guess it's anti Opie users trying to make him look like a discredited twitter buying hack but then again buying twitter users is the douchiest thing you could do, & opie is chilling right now

This jump happened the same night the Bobo follower count got bumped up by like 250,000.

Ant has probably blocked more real people than follow Opie.

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Occam's Razor would suggest that Opie bought them. He likes to check the numbers, he never said anything about the legitimacy of said numbers.

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So the negotiations with Sirius are going well, then?

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When he retweets a compliment and adds a :) to the end I get heavy douche chills

I hope Conor's girlfriend gets killed!

I'd tune in to that.

Oh Opie... will you ever win?

Opie took his toaster to the toaster repair shop to get his toaster repaired. Toaster.

But when he got there, they were closed.

oh, opie. you're the worst!

Yeesh.

New Gawker story tomorrow...

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Is this all you do? Just nitpick everything he does?

What else is there now for O&A fans? Ant's show is crazy and I can't even download it to listen in the car, Opie's show is awful and he is fuming with frustration that he wasn't the star of the show after all, and he's awful at holding the spotlight, and all those fat fucks on twitter who have been exposing everything he already hated about himself are ever louder.

Reported.

Opie the social media hack. Watch game of thrones you lazy hacky fuck.,

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I sure OP was exaggerating