Does anyone know what led Anthony and Danny to end their sexual relationship?

15  2014-08-01 by [deleted]

44 comments

big Dick Cumia pink-socked his turd cutter one too many times.

This is the ugliest sentence in the history of language. Congrats.

Sounds legit :)

Ant hated having to ride rollercoasters alone while 'lil Danny watched.

What a roller coaster cuck

Who cares? The show got better with Danny out of the picture.

He probably got tired of his miserable attitude. People like Danny are a drain to be around and they ruin the mood of everyone they're in contact with. As Ant said he was a "miserable fuck" and he probably just got tired of his constant negative attitude.

Yeah, and we all agree, Ant is in no way a miserable fuck, right?

STOP WITH THIS makes angry yapping motion with right hand

It ended once they figured out they can't dock because BOTH men are uncircumcised.

I thought you needed to be uncircumcised?!

Nobody really knows how it works. We have some theories but it's pretty much a mystery to science.

danny is a(very self hating)heeb.

The plus one thing where Danny tried to bring a porn star got him fired. That means Ant "didn't stick up for him" even though everybody on the staff including Opie hated Danny and likely angled for Danny's firing at least once and Ant probably saved the guy's job 5 times a year for about a decade.

I think their bromance was on the verge of a dudevorce even before that.

Cute words

Yeah I think the rumblings were there for a long time, Danny had given up his in-studio job several months before finally getting fired, Danny volunteering to not be on air was totally out of character.

Oh and fuck him, Sam's not the greatest but he's a thousand times more entertaining than "I'm really really good at Google!" was.

I do, but I'm not going to tell you

But why?

Danny got tired of repeatedly being asked to recreate Selma Blair's "Fuck me, nigger" scene.

Ant didn't go to bat for him(in lil dannys opinion) so he went all oa.net on him(linger longer)

Really? Where are you seeing this?

They talked about this. Danny brought some shady dude over, he stole money from Ant's room.

Oh man I almost remember this now, is there a clip of this online?

Yes I heard it the other day. Find it yourself, cunt.

OPIE FUCKING SUCKS!

Danny got tired of needing a cane to walk after a night of lovemaking with Anthony.

Danny wanted to come out with their homo relationship. But Ant denied him. Also his asshole blew out

Blew out, huh? What imagery.

I can see Keith the cop going down the same rodent road as Danny,they seem like similar cunts.

Ant boarded up his doggy door.

Hahaha

I think Danny jizzed in his weave...

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It came from a very nasty argument they had over how they were going to split their share of the late "Fancy Jim" Norton's estate.

Am I alone in thinking there's never enough negative Danny or Opie threads?

Yes. Die.

OPIE FUCKING SUCKS!

My guess is that Danny didn't feel like Ant fought for him when he was being fired, which is absurd because of the dumb moves Danny made when being fired. And then I honestly believe this subreddit had a lot to do with it. Danny has made plenty of really personal comments on here. And Ant was offended because the truth hurts.

If you think this sub had anything to do with it then you are retarded.

Any links?

Perfect!

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Bullshit thread

Come on Danny

Cute words

Yeah I think the rumblings were there for a long time, Danny had given up his in-studio job several months before finally getting fired, Danny volunteering to not be on air was totally out of character.

Oh and fuck him, Sam's not the greatest but he's a thousand times more entertaining than "I'm really really good at Google!" was.