BoBo throws the first pitch at a Cyclones game

55  2014-07-31 by [deleted]

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He actually threw it worse than I thought he would.

He threw better than Boy Gary.

Wow, that's really clever.

It did go over the plate.

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That actually made me smile with happiness for the little guy. Seriously. Not a joke.

Yeah, im usually an emotionless shell of a human being but that made me feel something. Good for Bobo.

Don't worry, nobody thought that was a joke.

He's a fucking rapist in waiting. Don't bother.

what's he waitin' in, a rape kit asumpthin? Tsss

More like the crawl space. Amirite?

So I thought this would just be some generic fuckup, but no, it really was Bobo!

genetic fuckup

All of those nice people in the stands have no clue that the reason this dunce is throwing the first pitch is because he has had his mutilated genitals poked fun at and experimented with on a radio show on multiple occasions.

Yeah, all two of them.

Good for him, dumb little guy.

The organ playing "Ta-Da" after that incredible throw is the best part.

Holy shit. How can you be that uncoordinated. He watches upwards of over 100 Met games a year, you'd think he'd at least have the basic motion down, lol. His lower body threw like a lefty, and his upper body threw like a right handed 5 year old girl.

to be fair, he's retarded.

I think thats the point many of these dolts don't get

Looked like he was going for Josh Collmenter and didn't quite get it.

you would think the guy might be retarded or something

First Bobo goes palling around with Howard Stern, now he goes ripping him off. Hoo Hoo

He watches baseball like it's his job. How is this the first time he's ever thrown a ball? I'm assuming it is, right guys?

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Jesus Christ, I love you animals on this sub.

For an idiot he really has a way of falling into semi-cool activities. He should be called Forrest Chump.

Tsss

I was watching a Sports Science segment on YT earlier on Aroldis Chapman, a pitcher for the Reds who has the capability to throw a 106 mph fastball just an hour ago. Then here's fuckin' Bobo with his 3 hopper to the plate from the bottom of the mound. I have no words for this.

Bullshit, your lying, he died almost a year ago.

Nuh, no iybe dot loying awright dat never happind

Is he a season ticket holder?

Anyone who pays in full by December 15th will have the chance to throw out a ceremonial first pitch before a 2014 Cyclones game (One per account).

http://www.brooklyncyclones.com/tickets/season/

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fuckin Bobo...he couldn't even give the player a proper handshake. the guy barely gets close to him, and Bobo is already turned sideways so he can get a picture. IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU, BOBO!

He's an entitled cunt.

He's retarded...

He loves baseball but he doesn't even know how to pretend to throw a ball?

I'm surprised by how much of a retard he comes off as in the way he walks and throws the pitch, because all things considered, as far as retards go he's quite highly functioning.

He's a literal Rain Man, he can rattle off statistics, but he's got the coordination of a mound of jello.

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Your, commas are, not, really working right,

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Cut him some slack. This is a post about a retard, after all.

"I, uh, I uh I uh should getd firstd in day line because I'm Bobo from O&A!"

When will the entitlement from this little fucker ever end?

When he gets arrested for raping some dumb fan chick that ends up in a room alone with him.

You keep harping on and on endlessly about Bobo raping someone. Is this just a failed, unfunny bit on your part, or have you got some kind of deep seated emotional rape scars from Bobo?

Are you his fabled brother?

At least he throws better than 50 Cent. Usually I'm indifferent about Bobo, but that was pretty cool.

Now, let's see your dick!

I love how he tips his cap like he's walking off to a standing ovation

In his mind, he is.

He walks and moves like Derek.

wow, kid is fucking plumb dumb.

Haha look at his little retard steps

God love him

I love Bobo, but he's the definition of "aggressively awkward."

tips baseball cap m'umpire

Maybe he's a lefty and just doesn't realize it.

Special Needs Day at the park. Nice.

42 dick surgeries and he's able to still stay active. Good for him.

"some 28 years ago, i left my mother's womb with several bad genes and a dream to throw out the first pitch at a cyclones game...and i thank god that dream came true."

Watching this made me happy for him. I laugh my ass off at him on the show, but it was actually kinda nice to see him not being abused.

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gawd

Here comes the pre....ball one

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I'll tune in for his redemption pitch on Jimmy Kimmel.

I was at that game...buddy of mine scored me sum awesum seats...he gets tix to all the games...go to the Muckdogs, Scrappers, Renegades etc. games all the time...got pic with Bobo and partied with the head of security there...hooked me up with free ice too...

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I thought it was a retarded lad and then my assumption was confirmed at the end...

Whoever paid for Bobo's fake twitter followers,please,Sir/Madam,could you make this go viral?

The disgusted look by the catcher in the end is priceless

I miss the bbbbbbboys I canceled my sub.

People like that is why eugenics was invented.

Too bad they cannot diagnose Aspies as good as they can retards. Give em the ol' clothes hanger, and hoover....

Then try again...

Enough of this fucking creep.

Enough OF YOU asshole

Run out of Chip lines, you show referencing dullard?

Fuckin' home run RSBC!