All of those nice people in the stands have no clue that the reason this dunce is throwing the first pitch is because he has had his mutilated genitals poked fun at and experimented with on a radio show on multiple occasions.
Holy shit. How can you be that uncoordinated. He watches upwards of over 100 Met games a year, you'd think he'd at least have the basic motion down, lol. His lower body threw like a lefty, and his upper body threw like a right handed 5 year old girl.
I was watching a Sports Science segment on YT earlier on Aroldis Chapman, a pitcher for the Reds who has the capability to throw a 106 mph fastball just an hour ago. Then here's fuckin' Bobo with his 3 hopper to the plate from the bottom of the mound. I have no words for this.
fuckin Bobo...he couldn't even give the player a proper handshake. the guy barely gets close to him, and Bobo is already turned sideways so he can get a picture. IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU, BOBO!
I'm surprised by how much of a retard he comes off as in the way he walks and throws the pitch, because all things considered, as far as retards go he's quite highly functioning.
You keep harping on and on endlessly about Bobo raping someone. Is this just a failed, unfunny bit on your part, or have you got some kind of deep seated emotional rape scars from Bobo?
"some 28 years ago, i left my mother's womb with several bad genes and a dream to throw out the first pitch at a cyclones game...and i thank god that dream came true."
I was at that game...buddy of mine scored me sum awesum seats...he gets tix to all the games...go to the Muckdogs, Scrappers, Renegades etc. games all the time...got pic with Bobo and partied with the head of security there...hooked me up with free ice too...
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35 ChunkArcade 2014-07-31
He actually threw it worse than I thought he would.
7 Misinformed_Larry 2014-07-31
He threw better than Boy Gary.
-5 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-31
Wow, that's really clever.
6 jizz_lobber 2014-07-31
It did go over the plate.
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28 TexansAndMavericks 2014-07-31
That actually made me smile with happiness for the little guy. Seriously. Not a joke.
11 bimpy 2014-07-31
Yeah, im usually an emotionless shell of a human being but that made me feel something. Good for Bobo.
0 iamfromreallife 2014-07-31
Don't worry, nobody thought that was a joke.
-4 RedditSucksBlackCock 2014-07-31
He's a fucking rapist in waiting. Don't bother.
-2 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-31
what's he waitin' in, a rape kit asumpthin? Tsss
-2 DonTheHandsumTrucker 2014-07-31
More like the crawl space. Amirite?
27 rumpumpumpum 2014-07-31
So I thought this would just be some generic fuckup, but no, it really was Bobo!
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27 Openy 2014-07-31
All of those nice people in the stands have no clue that the reason this dunce is throwing the first pitch is because he has had his mutilated genitals poked fun at and experimented with on a radio show on multiple occasions.
12 pootsforever 2014-07-31
Yeah, all two of them.
20 Anton_Lemieux 2014-07-31
Good for him, dumb little guy.
19 tokeabow 2014-07-31
The organ playing "Ta-Da" after that incredible throw is the best part.
16 keytoitall 2014-07-31
Holy shit. How can you be that uncoordinated. He watches upwards of over 100 Met games a year, you'd think he'd at least have the basic motion down, lol. His lower body threw like a lefty, and his upper body threw like a right handed 5 year old girl.
46 donniedorko 2014-07-31
to be fair, he's retarded.
8 Hacklehead 2014-07-31
I think thats the point many of these dolts don't get
2 tibber2 2014-07-31
Looked like he was going for Josh Collmenter and didn't quite get it.
1 VeritablyClean 2014-07-31
you would think the guy might be retarded or something
12 YouAintGotToLieCraig 2014-07-31
First Bobo goes palling around with Howard Stern, now he goes ripping him off. Hoo Hoo
9 opieanthonyjim 2014-07-31
He watches baseball like it's his job. How is this the first time he's ever thrown a ball? I'm assuming it is, right guys?
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7 Anton_Lemieux 2014-07-31
Jesus Christ, I love you animals on this sub.
8 rumpumpumpum 2014-07-31
For an idiot he really has a way of falling into semi-cool activities. He should be called Forrest Chump.
-2 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-31
Tsss
7 Skizz1979 2014-07-31
I was watching a Sports Science segment on YT earlier on Aroldis Chapman, a pitcher for the Reds who has the capability to throw a 106 mph fastball just an hour ago. Then here's fuckin' Bobo with his 3 hopper to the plate from the bottom of the mound. I have no words for this.
7 Chokondisnut 2014-07-31
Bullshit, your lying, he died almost a year ago.
-1 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-31
Nuh, no iybe dot loying awright dat never happind
6 YouAintGotToLieCraig 2014-07-31
Is he a season ticket holder?
http://www.brooklyncyclones.com/tickets/season/
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6 d3rtbag 2014-07-31
fuckin Bobo...he couldn't even give the player a proper handshake. the guy barely gets close to him, and Bobo is already turned sideways so he can get a picture. IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU, BOBO!
-2 RedditSucksBlackCock 2014-07-31
He's an entitled cunt.
1 Happy_ScrappyHeroPup 2014-07-31
He's retarded...
4 breadmoccasin 2014-07-31
He loves baseball but he doesn't even know how to pretend to throw a ball?
4 Phrunkis3 2014-07-31
I'm surprised by how much of a retard he comes off as in the way he walks and throws the pitch, because all things considered, as far as retards go he's quite highly functioning.
8 [deleted] 2014-07-31
He's a literal Rain Man, he can rattle off statistics, but he's got the coordination of a mound of jello.
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-4 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-31
Your, commas are, not, really working right,
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2 charliemccarthy 2014-07-31
Cut him some slack. This is a post about a retard, after all.
4 [deleted] 2014-07-31
"I, uh, I uh I uh should getd firstd in day line because I'm Bobo from O&A!"
When will the entitlement from this little fucker ever end?
2 RedditSucksBlackCock 2014-07-31
When he gets arrested for raping some dumb fan chick that ends up in a room alone with him.
-1 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-31
You keep harping on and on endlessly about Bobo raping someone. Is this just a failed, unfunny bit on your part, or have you got some kind of deep seated emotional rape scars from Bobo?
Are you his fabled brother?
4 BruceMittman 2014-07-31
At least he throws better than 50 Cent. Usually I'm indifferent about Bobo, but that was pretty cool.
3 EskimoEscrow 2014-07-31
Now, let's see your dick!
3 monsterchuck 2014-07-31
I love how he tips his cap like he's walking off to a standing ovation
5 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-31
In his mind, he is.
3 [deleted] 2014-07-31
He walks and moves like Derek.
2 [deleted] 2014-07-31
wow, kid is fucking plumb dumb.
2 [deleted] 2014-07-31
Haha look at his little retard steps
2 JMueller2012 2014-07-31
God love him
2 pfgposter 2014-07-31
I love Bobo, but he's the definition of "aggressively awkward."
2 DreadfortReek 2014-07-31
tips baseball cap m'umpire
2 fervt 2014-07-31
Maybe he's a lefty and just doesn't realize it.
2 doppeljr 2014-07-31
Special Needs Day at the park. Nice.
2 vapeandcoffee 2014-07-31
42 dick surgeries and he's able to still stay active. Good for him.
2 racecartitty 2014-07-31
"some 28 years ago, i left my mother's womb with several bad genes and a dream to throw out the first pitch at a cyclones game...and i thank god that dream came true."
2 regis69 2014-07-31
Watching this made me happy for him. I laugh my ass off at him on the show, but it was actually kinda nice to see him not being abused.
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1 snoopkhat 2014-07-31
gawd
1 NiceBreakfast 2014-07-31
Here comes the pre....ball one
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1 RchrdJ28 2014-07-31
I'll tune in for his redemption pitch on Jimmy Kimmel.
1 DonTheHandsumTrucker 2014-07-31
I was at that game...buddy of mine scored me sum awesum seats...he gets tix to all the games...go to the Muckdogs, Scrappers, Renegades etc. games all the time...got pic with Bobo and partied with the head of security there...hooked me up with free ice too...
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1 Dannyprecise 2014-07-31
I thought it was a retarded lad and then my assumption was confirmed at the end...
1 anonimescu 2014-07-31
Whoever paid for Bobo's fake twitter followers,please,Sir/Madam,could you make this go viral?
1 Anarox 2014-07-31
The disgusted look by the catcher in the end is priceless
-1 jameskane33 2014-07-31
I miss the bbbbbbboys I canceled my sub.
-1 AntsCamera 2014-07-31
People like that is why eugenics was invented.
Too bad they cannot diagnose Aspies as good as they can retards. Give em the ol' clothes hanger, and hoover....
Then try again...
-3 RedditSucksBlackCock 2014-07-31
Enough of this fucking creep.
1 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-31
Enough OF YOU asshole
-1 RedditSucksBlackCock 2014-07-31
Run out of Chip lines, you show referencing dullard?
4 DonTheHandsumTrucker 2014-07-31
Fuckin' home run RSBC!