Jocktober Stern on the way out

17  2014-07-30 by jamieblake

If Opie and Yimmy are going to leave in October then go out in style

35 comments

or re-sign and jockober ant

That would be hilarious.

I don't think Jimmy would ever do that. He's been really careful with the situation so far. I might be able to see Opie doing it though. And Sam would be a company man and go along with it if it was going down.

Being a company man would involve not bashing Howard, you fool.

Go fuck yourself. I should have said loyal to the program, fair enough, but no need to call me a fool. I'm not spreading idiocy all over the board.

Sometimes it's hard to remember they're on the same team now with the animosity that lingers between them.

Fair enough and go fuck yourself in the same comment. You must be fun at parties.

The guy called me a fool, do you expect me to give him a chest bump?

If I had it again, I'd have just said "hey now" and left it at that.

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That's perfect, nice one.

I actually hope they do that cause I guarantee Ant has way more stories that'd bash Opie than Opie and Jim have that could bash Ant. Opie is the biggest hack outta those three by FAAARRRR.

Ant is a borderline pedophile. And was catfished by a dude

And he admitted to that shit so it wouldn't be shocking and neither of those things are "hack radio." Opie makes up stories that aren't even funny and he can't read. He talks about doing "real radio" and then makes up stories about outwitting lawyers during jury duty.

They're both embarrassing.

For different reasons. One is a maniac which leads to funny on-air stories. The other just makes up stories to try to direct the convo in his favor.

Right. One's insane and the other pretends to be insane on the radio. I'd much rather have Opie.

Well you can have him. He's the candy kid, after all.

They desperately want a new contract so nope

I get the impression that Opie is shooting his pants big style about it. He will do anything to re sign.

OK I have to know what "shooting his pants big style about it" means? Is that an actual saying or did you just have a mini stroke?

I googled it, it's gibberish, This guy doesn't know how to keep his cakehorn shut.

It's cakehole you returd.

shitting...spellcheck

Oh. That makes a bit more sense. I guess I've just never heard anyone use the "big style" part before.

I'm British mate...common saying.

There is the last piece of that puzzle. Cheers.

As he should, getting paid actual money is pretty cool.

I can't imagine that they would be allowed to get past the first couple of minutes before the suits march into the studio and physically unplugged the board and mics.

Get Master Po and Jesse Ventura in to fight them off, it would be like the Seinfeld finale where all the stars show up again. A feel good moment for all the family to enjoy.

"THANK YOU FOR YOU SERVICE"

They're not going anywhere

Oh that would be great

It would be great if they jocktobered one of Opie's stories. Like "candy kid" or "jury duty" and he just came out and admitted that he was lying and made fun of himself.