Conspiracy Theory: Scorch and Bobby Slayton are the same person

11  2014-07-30 by LowKeyMike

MIND FUCKED

15 comments

Scorch is funnier.

Honestly, how much funnier would the show have been today with scorch on 3rd mic?

I'd like to see Scorch have to take a phoner from Lady Di, and see how long he lasts with her before bailing.

THERMITE PAINT!

Sib Hashian was an inside man!

Lord Dougman W Godspeed was in the grassy knoll!

GRASSY KNOLL?!?

Do you expect me to believe everything I see on "weird news?" "Weird News" are patsies for the government.

Back...and to the left. Knowhutimean?

I was thinking the same thing as soon as I heard his voice

The smoking gun will be whether or not both of their clothes are covered in dog hair and dog piss. It's the only real way to know.

Bobby Slayton sounds like Jimmy's not as good as Anthony's impression of Scorch.

He sounds like Scorch and Vinnie Brand mixed together.

All I think of when I hear him talk is that part he has in Ed Wood, where he plays "Skip Slipoopvitch, Seeker Of Adventure."

"I...beg to DIFFERRR!"