Miles away, somewhere near a turnpike in Northern New Jersey, Chip Chipperson was flipping through the channels, looking for something good to watch. Lamar and his Mom were in her room, fixing the floorboards, as usual, and little Chip needed something to entertain him.
Then, suddenly, after flipping past a News Station, the most wonderful thing came on. It was a man, a very funny man, doing stand up comedy. He was called the King of Clean Comedy. He was so funny, so original, and so cool! Chip new from that day forward, that he wanted to be a stand up comedian.
Many a years later, when Chip would be struggling to get by, paycheck by paycheck, he had a little portable DVD player, and on it, he had the set he watched that inspired him to pursue comedy. He would watch it over and over again, in the back of his white van that Uncle Paul let him borrow.
And now things have come full circle. Our little Chip is a comedic powerhouse. All thanks to a very special man selling a cleaning product.
I actually thought he was fucking hilariously funny because there was no context whatsoever. I would like to see the real, unedited show to see if it gets any laughs that way.
This made me question almost everything. I was mesmerized and bewildered, though I have to imagine those women would react the same watching me laugh and applaud an Uncle Paul bit.
He's killing! This is one of the most fascinating things I've ever seen.
34 comments
26 Phrunkis3 2014-07-30
Good clean hewmuh.
Also, on a non-Chip note, that clip isn't from the late 80's, it was taken in Branson, Missouri in 2009.
6 phaseMonkey 2014-07-30
Branson Missouri exists in a temporal time rift (as per e-rock's movie script) and therefore this video was taken in both 1989 AND 2009.
6 Lasagna_Hat 2014-07-30
BRANSON: 1989....dun dun dunnnn.....ALL THE TIME
then Yakov Smirnoff promos repeat until you slowly seep into complacent insanity.
It's a big plot point in E-rock's movie
2 ValleyChip 2014-07-30
It's the edgiest show in Branson.
22 i_dont_give_a_care 2014-07-30
I've never seen so many unfuckable women
12 RIPAnthony23 2014-07-30
Miles away, somewhere near a turnpike in Northern New Jersey, Chip Chipperson was flipping through the channels, looking for something good to watch. Lamar and his Mom were in her room, fixing the floorboards, as usual, and little Chip needed something to entertain him.
Then, suddenly, after flipping past a News Station, the most wonderful thing came on. It was a man, a very funny man, doing stand up comedy. He was called the King of Clean Comedy. He was so funny, so original, and so cool! Chip new from that day forward, that he wanted to be a stand up comedian.
Many a years later, when Chip would be struggling to get by, paycheck by paycheck, he had a little portable DVD player, and on it, he had the set he watched that inspired him to pursue comedy. He would watch it over and over again, in the back of his white van that Uncle Paul let him borrow.
And now things have come full circle. Our little Chip is a comedic powerhouse. All thanks to a very special man selling a cleaning product.
11 JCP_1975 2014-07-30
What? It was refreshing to see something hilariously funny without having to be vulgar. It's humor for everybody.
6 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2014-07-30
I don't go for that kind of toilet humor.
4 [deleted] 2014-07-30
Is he right, gang!?
7 cc1945 2014-07-30
Tss guy's fuckin great
1 TimTim3000 2014-07-30
fuckin' hilarious!
4 thatsnotwhatimsaying 2014-07-30
Andy Kindler's long lost mentor
3 bambonk 2014-07-30
Holy fuck. Did you see the audience? Your nose hairs would catch fire from all the old lady perfume
3 jewy_kikeburger 2014-07-30
All joshing aside, I don't see how that suitcase would work without plumbing.
2 [deleted] 2014-07-30
It works like a woodchipper.
6 Tempo119 2014-07-30
Whussat?
3 [deleted] 2014-07-30
Fuckin home run, Aslett!
3 CaptainPaintball 2014-07-30
I actually thought he was fucking hilariously funny because there was no context whatsoever. I would like to see the real, unedited show to see if it gets any laughs that way.
2 Anton_Lemieux 2014-07-30
Why not try the book?
1 CaptainPaintball 2014-07-30
Oh, my God...Why did you do this to me?
3 cascadianfarmer 2014-07-30
This made me question almost everything. I was mesmerized and bewildered, though I have to imagine those women would react the same watching me laugh and applaud an Uncle Paul bit.
He's killing! This is one of the most fascinating things I've ever seen.
3 DeagleCoinToss 2014-07-30
He said "nude"!
Not clean, booooo!
Edit: spelling is hard
1 [deleted] 2014-07-30
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3 dooogie 2014-07-30
That fella is a true delight.
3 billisinthefridge 2014-07-30
My penis actually inverted after seeing this.
2 vapeandcoffee 2014-07-30
Yep. I'm with you.
3 not_your_guy_buddy 2014-07-30
I watched that for way too long waiting for some kind of payoff.
2 ValleyChip 2014-07-30
The payoff was all the good clean humor. It was there from the beginning.
2 snoopkhat 2014-07-30
cunt has a vacuum museum.boing
2 Crackin_Claws 2014-07-30
OMG, I thought that you just found a random museum of clean.. until I clicked on the about..
http://museumofclean.com.s158603.gridserver.com/history/
2 LouisCGhey 2014-07-30
I heard he has the death sentence on 12 systems.
2 [deleted] 2014-07-30
Eurgh.
2 [deleted] 2014-07-30
"His name is-a "Pumpkin," or something like that. He's touching everything; Im gonna have-a heart attack over here..."
1 freeponyrides 2014-07-30
I'm crying.
1 fullyhalfempty 2014-07-30
Tss...yeah, clean. He cleaned his fingers off wit his tongue after he dug around in their coochies. Every one of 'em. Tsss...
2 ValleyChip 2014-07-30
The payoff was all the good clean humor. It was there from the beginning.