Not "hot" but closer to "cute". I'd take her to a nice resturant and when ordering food, I'd find out what she wants, then order for the both of us. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice."
The fucking Huffington Post just had an article about how men harassing women over what they decide to eat is the "new abuse". I guess telling fatties they shouldn't eat ice cream is the new "women's rights" issue.
When she was 19 in that leather jacket and weighed about 105 pounds, she was a fuckin knockout. But maybe that's just because I like 'em Jewy. Which is why Glaser fucking Derosa cuts so deep.
That's not even the best photo of her and she still looks better put-together than 99% of the women any of the slobs in this sub could pull in, myself included.
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11 balderoonus 2014-07-25
Hasn't she taken DeRosa's Egyptian porridge? if so, she can't be that hot
8 freeponyrides 2014-07-25
She looks like Hayden Panettiere if she didn't have that Gary Coleman disease.
1 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-25
Hahaha
7 krbin 2014-07-25
Not "hot" but closer to "cute". I'd take her to a nice resturant and when ordering food, I'd find out what she wants, then order for the both of us. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice."
3 kgt5003 2014-07-25
No matter what she wants you always just order the girl a "side salad, no dressing" so that she thinks she is fat.
3 krbin 2014-07-25
The fucking Huffington Post just had an article about how men harassing women over what they decide to eat is the "new abuse". I guess telling fatties they shouldn't eat ice cream is the new "women's rights" issue.
3 kgt5003 2014-07-25
Yuck.
1 Ignatius_Oh_Reilly 2014-07-25
Life must be terrific if that's what you consider abuse.
3 UncPa57yrzyng 2014-07-25
Also keep in mind she banged Joe Derosa.
1 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-25
I can't imagine how low her self esteem must have been
She must have gotten that motherly vibe from Joe's firm supple jugs
3 RealRockTV 2014-07-25
You know, It's okay to have opinions of your own, OP. I think Amy Winehouse was hot and she's generally regarded as hideous.
3 JMueller2012 2014-07-25
I want to see what the Pussy Slayers of the /r/opieananthony sub have to say about this particular female though. I feel nothing without their consent
2 RealRockTV 2014-07-25
you won't get anywhere near this sub's approval on a woman this pubescent.
1 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-25
I thought she was hot until eleven seconds ago when UncPa57yrzyng ruined her for me.
I didn't get that name until I just had to type it out. Now I get it. Suure.
1 RealRockTV 2014-07-25
does it just make her seem more obtainable though?
1 krbin 2014-07-25
Agree, Amy Winehouse was sexy as shit.
1 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-25
She was also a great singer.
Why did I type this? Surely I'll be bludgeoned.
2 krbin 2014-07-25
Aw fuck, we'll both get downvoted to oblivion together.
"Rehab" and "You Know I'm No Good" were good songs. If you like that pop/alt rock-ish stuff.
2 Ignatius_Oh_Reilly 2014-07-25
Eh
I mean I'd fuck her, but I wouldn't brag to my buddies about it.
2 UncPa57yrzyng 2014-07-25
She's comedy hot. Like Sarah Silverman is regular girl 7, Comedy 10.
1 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-25
When she was 19 in that leather jacket and weighed about 105 pounds, she was a fuckin knockout. But maybe that's just because I like 'em Jewy. Which is why Glaser fucking Derosa cuts so deep.
2 WoopEmGangbangStyle 2014-07-25
FAWK YEAH! I'd pinch her asshole between my finger nails!
2 KylePetrAthanasBurke 2014-07-25
Well she let Derosa fuck her, so she can't be that hot.
1 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-25
SHE NEEDED DA FUNNY!
2 JMueller2012 2014-07-25
She has a very mysterious kike nose
1 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-25
Mysterious like Erock, or 'mysterious' like Roland?
1 fattypigfatty 2014-07-25
Yes she is. She looked great on Comedy Underground.
1 scrambler12345 2014-07-25
shes a lovely looking woman and id give her a smooch on the lips for sure
1 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-25
yEr A MAn of loWeR StOCk.
1 no1raniuk 2014-07-25
Sure...she's alright. Easily hotter than the array of 4s & 5s I've banged in my lifetime.
0 AntsCamera 2014-07-25
She is a 6.5 out of 10 at best. I'd fuck her, but would not pay more than 30$ for the date.
1 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-25
Wow, your dates must love the places you take them. Just picking up any old trash you find on the boardwalk?
0 JMueller2012 2014-07-25
I'd say she looks better than most female comedians out there today
-5 captainpissclams 2014-07-25
That's not even the best photo of her and she still looks better put-together than 99% of the women any of the slobs in this sub could pull in, myself included.
Delusional horseshit in this thread.
2 Ignatius_Oh_Reilly 2014-07-25
That's not a measure of her hotness, that's the measure of our sadness
1 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-25
Speak for yourself, fat ass. She's hot for a night.