Ummm... I didn't expect Dan Soder to look like this.

2  2014-07-23 by [deleted]

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2013-05-03-images-dansoder4725hp.jpg

I expected him to look more like Big Jay Oakerson and/or some kind of other fat Ogre. He looks... dare I say, normal?

34 comments

15  xxcandybuttsxx 2014-07-23

He's a hot piece of ass

0  Alienmonkey 2014-07-23

I read all your posts in fat Bob Kelly's voice.

Assuming that he would impersonate a woman on reddit with that username makes sense to me and gives me a small amount of solace in my cube.

Thank you.

1  xxcandybuttsxx 2014-07-23

I don't know why anyone would want to impersonate a woman on this subreddit. We get a lot of "shut up hole" and "prove you're a woman" comments.

6  Alienmonkey 2014-07-23

"You know what dude, I don't know why anyone would want..."

See, so easy.

3  xxcandybuttsxx 2014-07-23

Good tip!

Now I read all my posts in a fat bob kelly voice. Thanks.

0  Lasagna_Hat 2014-07-23

tits...or get the fuck out

-3  [deleted] 2014-07-23

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9  TEDS_CAKE_EMPORIUM 2014-07-23

Soder rules.

7  no1raniuk 2014-07-23

He looks a little bit like the Colorado cinema shooter.

0  erockarmy 2014-07-23

Is that a reference to the fact that Soder's from Aurora, Colorado where that happened?

4  rottengymshorts 2014-07-23

No its the other Colorado theater shooting.

4  Buzz_Killington_III 2014-07-23

Oddly, I agree. I had him pictured as a longer-haired, bearded fat man.

1  WiretapStudios 2014-07-23

No, that's Jay Oakerson. (who I love, don't get me wrong)

3  CowsAreCurious 2014-07-23

Before I saw what he looked like I pictured him looking like Andy Dwyer from Parks and Rec.

3  wp9215 2014-07-23

I met him a couple weeks ago at comedy cellar. He's very tall. I think that's why he has a touch of the giant voice.

3  TheSmileyCactus 2014-07-23

I think he sounds just like Jeff bridges

1  [deleted] 2014-07-23

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2  packitchofsositch 2014-07-23

Closer to tiny lil Chris Hardwick than big Jay.

2  janedoe2893 2014-07-23

I'm not kicking him out of bed for eating crackers.

2  DerpSherpa 2014-07-23

I pictured him as this guy from Northern Exposure: http://www.imdb.com/media/rm89495552/nm0179173?ref_=nmmi_mi_all_sf_112

1  nylonpen 2014-07-23

Nobody on that show looks like they sound minus opie. Especially Voss but I fucking hate him. Sodor is the man though, I want him over Jim any day.

4  [deleted] 2014-07-23

You want...Dan Soder...over Jimmy...(methodically loads bullets into magazine)

2  Crackin_Claws 2014-07-23

By bullets you mean jizz, and by magazine you mean your open mouth.

-1  [deleted] 2014-07-23

That doesn't work in any allegorical or metaphorical fashion.

1  Crackin_Claws 2014-07-23

Excellent retort, but doesn't make my reply any less true.

1  [deleted] 2014-07-23

I disagree. I think it takes away all credibility and bearing of the statement. I say good DAY sir.

1  jaysilentbobbls77 2014-07-23

I pictured him having glasses for sone reason I dont know

1  oklolol 2014-07-23

He's very beautiful. I thought he was around Norton's age but he looks like a highschool kid.

1  erockarmy 2014-07-23

He's Jimmy Vulmer without the congenital defects. Wow What a great audience!

1  Markygeo 2014-07-23

I thought he was the guy from the chevy trucks commercial. Shocked he is not

1  [deleted] 2014-07-23

I know I'm alone on this but his voice reminds me of Fred from Scooby Doo so that's how I always picture him.

1  TossyMcSalad 2014-07-23

his range of impressions makes me believe, he looks like the real people

1  TimTim3000 2014-07-23

Not what I expected either. He has one of those big, booming fat guy voices.

1  barrruuuch 2014-07-23

I really expected him to look like Ari Shafir the first time I heard him

1  LarkSquire 2014-07-23

I remembered he had a bit of his stand up from a late night show blow up on reddit a while back, got a good amount of views. Listened to him on the show and realized it was the same guy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRIsC764Nn4

0  Gerneral_Disdain 2014-07-23

You can tell he is perpetual, chronic, stoner. Check out his eyes, those are the eyes of a total stoner. Not that there is anything wrong with that!