Some place far away amongst the crimson clouds, Patrice O'Neal is holding court amongst the free spirits, regaling them with tales and anecdotes of old.
The gathered crowd listens intently, enthralled as his every word is spoken wise and true. Captivated by his words and at the mercy of his charisma; they remain silent amongst his chorus.
All of a sudden, just as the great man takes a pause to gather his thoughts and soak up the adoration of his enchanted audience, a crisp and clear voice rushes loudly through the atmosphere, piercing and loud it crashes upon Patrice's ears - drawing a twist upon his brow and a scowl from his face...
I dont like the fact I am being insulted by this hack with a flair that attempts to use blue collar sarcasm to conceal his unhealthy addiction to two shock jocks. bites finger KNOCK IT OFF BEFORE YOU EMBARRASS YOURSELF.
I just got DM'd by u/boboxm103nyc. He says he's not dead & he's gonna call into the show. Well that clarifies the matter for me. http://imgur.com/3Rthw2U
Cause they live with a man-child who gets a shit-ton of attention from people around the country? A man-child who begs for tickets to an exclusive event and then falls asleep?
I met him a few weeks ago, and in like 4 minutes I went from mildly starstruck to "Oh my god, I want to kill this motherfucker." No matter what you're talking about, he steers it back to the Mets. I would have to be like "Bobo, I'll be right back, I have to take a piss" or he'd never stop talking. I know this is a real shocker, but when you talk to him in person you can def see that lad's not quite all there.
Bobo was gay and his ultimate fantasy was to be doubleteamed by Patrice and Opie. Patrice and his African girth in the ass, Opie and his bent Irish pencil dick in the mouth.
The sad (? I'm actually pretty sure this is actually great) part is if Daniel "Bobo" Kurlan did pass unexpectedly he would be survived by youtube clips, memes, inside jokes and hecklers inappropriately shouting out quotes at Jim Norton and Rich Vos during live shows. The legend of the most unaware man in the world will never die.
I happen to have a lot of friends that "like" comedy and if there's 5 of them none of them are O&A fans. EVERY SINGLE ONE of them have seen the Bobo/Patrice clip up/down game and it might be their favorite comedy bit ever. Long live BoBo, RIP Patrice.
I dont like the fact I am being insulted by this hack with a flair that attempts to use blue collar sarcasm to conceal his unhealthy addiction to two shock jocks. bites finger KNOCK IT OFF BEFORE YOU EMBARRASS YOURSELF.
74 comments
33 KennethFresno 2014-07-22
Im aloive oalroyte. I'm gonna I'm gonna...I'm gonna call in to da show oalroyte.
30 erockarmy 2014-07-22
I wadded to congratulade lady myeaaah!
13 ebi-san 2014-07-22
water buffaler
7 humblebrag 2014-07-22
Fuck I gotta hear that again.
11 YouAintGotToLieCraig 2014-07-22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=wcVpPeKTq4c#t=3960
1 Djs3634 2014-07-22
What timestamp is it?
1 YouAintGotToLieCraig 2014-07-22
It's embedded in the link, it should auto-jump to that part.
1:06:00
5 alrighthamilton 2014-07-22
The best part was Fauxbo calling in and saying "HithisisBoboI'mnotlyging" without even trying to sound like him.
3 thrillated 2014-07-22
"Uhh, helloI'mnotlyingI'mbobo" was the exact quote if I'm not mistaken and yes, you're absolutely right, it was the best part of that bit.
1 alrighthamilton 2014-07-22
I think you're right. I'll have to give it a re-listen.
-1 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-22
I think you guys are right.
6 ryanasimov 2014-07-22
Your spelling is fucking perfect; I heard that mope's voice as I read it.
7 erockarmy 2014-07-22
It's a talent. I'll just start yelling for Bistuh Baloonigans when I enter my empty house.
3 KennethFresno 2014-07-22
He was complementing me you piece of shit cock sucker mother fucker. I hope you die on your wedding day.
5 erockarmy 2014-07-22
fugh yeww awl-roite!
24 HeyBuddays 2014-07-22
Died of a broken heart. I hope you're happy Sirius XM
23 i_saw_nothing 2014-07-22
God needed a fleshy husk with the brain of a sea cucumber.
8 TheRadicalMan 2014-07-22
Sir, you're insulting the sea cucumber population.
12 DoubleGuns 2014-07-22
Some place far away amongst the crimson clouds, Patrice O'Neal is holding court amongst the free spirits, regaling them with tales and anecdotes of old.
The gathered crowd listens intently, enthralled as his every word is spoken wise and true. Captivated by his words and at the mercy of his charisma; they remain silent amongst his chorus.
All of a sudden, just as the great man takes a pause to gather his thoughts and soak up the adoration of his enchanted audience, a crisp and clear voice rushes loudly through the atmosphere, piercing and loud it crashes upon Patrice's ears - drawing a twist upon his brow and a scowl from his face...
"KNOCK IT OFF, SPADE!!!"
5 bigtayy 2014-07-22
this isn't a slam poetry open mic stupid. shut it.
-2 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-22
That was a really good Colin Quinn impression.
1 bigtayy 2014-07-22
I dont like the fact I am being insulted by this hack with a flair that attempts to use blue collar sarcasm to conceal his unhealthy addiction to two shock jocks. bites finger KNOCK IT OFF BEFORE YOU EMBARRASS YOURSELF.
1 rahtin 2014-07-22
The proper ending was, "Shut up cunts, it's Bobo time!"
11 erockarmy 2014-07-22
I just got DM'd by u/boboxm103nyc. He says he's not dead & he's gonna call into the show. Well that clarifies the matter for me.
http://imgur.com/3Rthw2U
16 Dagidugidai 2014-07-22
thats a fake account, the real bobo is dead, i saw it on the news
6 [deleted] 2014-07-22
Bobo has never spelt that well in his life.
1 erockarmy 2014-07-22
Its probably his sister or mom. They tweet as him a lot of times.
1 [deleted] 2014-07-22
...why?
23 shyduck 2014-07-22
Because like a lot of A-list celebrities, he needs people to manage his social media empire.
3 erockarmy 2014-07-22
He really needs to sign off the tweets that are from him, like the president does (ending in BHO is a tweet by obama) DK is a tweet by Bobo
8 krbin 2014-07-22
Bobo should sign his Tweets with "-FAG" for "Fan of Anthony and Gregg"
-1 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-22
FAWK YEAH
1 erockarmy 2014-07-22
Cause they live with a man-child who gets a shit-ton of attention from people around the country? A man-child who begs for tickets to an exclusive event and then falls asleep?
2 rahtin 2014-07-22
Look at his physical condition. Of course he's falling asleep all the time.
-1 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-22
Stop derailing our fun and merriment with your emotional tirade.
1 [deleted] 2014-07-22
If Bobo was my brother, I'd try to move on with my life without him as much as possible.
-1 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-22
Dat dever happind AWRIGHT!
1 Jockel76 2014-07-22
"... if they let me on the air tomorrow."
6 bigtayy 2014-07-22
Your dying bobo... IM NOT DYING
3 OppositeTalk 2014-07-22
NOIT DOY-ING
5 krbin 2014-07-22
Bobo's lost his Twitter account so many times, I can't even find his real one anymore to see if this is real. Stupid fucker.
3 erockarmy 2014-07-22
This is the current one.
https://twitter.com/boboxm103nyc
But I suggest following BoboEditor to understand what he's really saying.
-4 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-22
Haha BoBoEditor, surely Vos has one as well?
5 Leofan7 2014-07-22
Love ya, miss ya.
4 VeritablyClean 2014-07-22
I feel bad for this retard that still is getting picked on by other retards
4 yadungooft 2014-07-22
a heartfelt Rest In Piss
3 WhipCityUrchin 2014-07-22
Ya kiddin!
1 He11razor 2014-07-22
What happen
3 freeponyrides 2014-07-22
I'm pouring some backwash out for our homie who ain't here no mo.
3 Koolaider 2014-07-22
Has anyone informed his widow Kurt Love?
2 erockarmy 2014-07-22
At this time the whereabouts and condition of Mrs. Kurtlove-Kurlan are unknown.
3 PhilipeNegro 2014-07-22
Is there a way to stick this post on the front page? I feel like news this far-reaching should be much more important than all other posts here.
This should be huge news.
3 [deleted] 2014-07-22
I met him a few weeks ago, and in like 4 minutes I went from mildly starstruck to "Oh my god, I want to kill this motherfucker." No matter what you're talking about, he steers it back to the Mets. I would have to be like "Bobo, I'll be right back, I have to take a piss" or he'd never stop talking. I know this is a real shocker, but when you talk to him in person you can def see that lad's not quite all there.
2 vbfronkis 2014-07-22
How did your retard die?
3 WhipCityUrchin 2014-07-22
Th-that's terrible, I'm sorry.
2 evan9eleven 2014-07-22
Fake and gay
2 getoffmyface 2014-07-22
Is Kurt Love okay?
1 [deleted] 2014-07-22
he's hurtin' ):
2 RzK 2014-07-22
I'm aloooivvve, and i'm going to reach havok on dem
3 erockarmy 2014-07-22
In Nyack of all places, where you wouldn't expect him to be
1 TweetPoster 2014-07-22
@BoboEditor:
[Mistake?] [Suggestion] [FAQ] [Code] [Issues]
1 darkside890 2014-07-22
That fucking sucks man.
1 [deleted] 2014-07-22
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1 DeryDerpette 2014-07-22
Hey look it's another twitter bobo 'bit'
1 FancyAndImportantMan 2014-07-22
He went out the way he wanted, sipping his broth and having a fancy game of croquet with Lady Di.
1 phlammo 2014-07-22
https://twitter.com/boboxm103nyc/status/491676003862056961
1 BruceMittman 2014-07-22
Got my hopes up and shit...
1 bauertime 2014-07-22
Ya kiddin! Howdidithappen? Owe boy.
1 Viking_Lordbeast 2014-07-22
He's going to really die one day and no one will believe it.
1 thoughtcrimeboss 2014-07-22
Why couldn't have been Roland?
1 AntsCamera 2014-07-22
Bobo was gay and his ultimate fantasy was to be doubleteamed by Patrice and Opie. Patrice and his African girth in the ass, Opie and his bent Irish pencil dick in the mouth.
RIP, that guy was gayer than GoGo Harder
1 [deleted] 2014-07-22
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1 AntsCamera 2014-07-22
Is his Mom hot, she sounds like she makes good fuckmoans on the phone.
I want her to scream Malloonigan as I ravage her anus in front of Bobos lifeless corpse.
1 [deleted] 2014-07-22
The sad (? I'm actually pretty sure this is actually great) part is if Daniel "Bobo" Kurlan did pass unexpectedly he would be survived by youtube clips, memes, inside jokes and hecklers inappropriately shouting out quotes at Jim Norton and Rich Vos during live shows. The legend of the most unaware man in the world will never die.
I happen to have a lot of friends that "like" comedy and if there's 5 of them none of them are O&A fans. EVERY SINGLE ONE of them have seen the Bobo/Patrice clip up/down game and it might be their favorite comedy bit ever. Long live BoBo, RIP Patrice.
1 jewy_kikeburger 2014-07-22
I hope he was found with Mr. Maloonigan nibbling on those frustrating cheeks of his.
-6 TheActor_GreggHughes 2014-07-22
I don't know, I just don't think this is funny.
0 [deleted] 2014-07-22
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3 KennethFresno 2014-07-22
He was complementing me you piece of shit cock sucker mother fucker. I hope you die on your wedding day.
-4 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-22
Haha BoBoEditor, surely Vos has one as well?
1 bigtayy 2014-07-22
I dont like the fact I am being insulted by this hack with a flair that attempts to use blue collar sarcasm to conceal his unhealthy addiction to two shock jocks. bites finger KNOCK IT OFF BEFORE YOU EMBARRASS YOURSELF.