A jimmyism from today....

13  2014-07-22 by [deleted]

"Any black man holding a towel is about to do something incredible."

11 comments

Like Ford Prefect?

I was a fan of "you know you blew a great load when you can fall asleep while on fire"

Yeah, like dry off or sump'tin

That wasn't even a joke, Chip.

TELL US HOW YA REALLY FEEL

Like shower?

Water slide

Like storm fort Wagner?

Yeah, but he's just in it for the Glory.

Clean up something I spilled?

Didn't he say "any fat man holding a towel..."? Because he would be doing something that would make him all sweat? I don't know, I'm kinda dumb anyway...