Latched on to something I was pretty much typing and then went to agree with because yeah that basically sums up the photo. Faggot. Aids. Die. Fuck off.
Oh yeah that's right I forgot the only way you can agree with someone now is by upvoting them. I just thought it was funny that someone else had the exact same thought after seeing that photo because that photo does sum them up pretty well. Sorry for you know making some conversation. I know its a pain anytime an Opie & Anthony fan has to actually read.
Does it not annoy you when other people say stuff like "I came here to say that" or "This."?
To you, the writer, it may mean something and you probably feel like you're contributing because you actively participated, but to the reader what you said amounts to an upvote. We would have gotten the same out of your comment if you just copy and pasted what you were replying to.
Basically, people don't care who you are and if you agreed with the person; I know that might be a hard concept to grasp, but it's the truth. You only matter as a number next to the person's name.
Note: This is all null and void if you actually contribute an additional thought to the thread.
Yea because in real life you never relate to someone by saying you had the same parallel thought too especially over something funny. Sorry for communicating that. Figures a bunch of reclusive cunts would react negatively to such a thing. I guess next time I'll just upvote. I know reading is to hard.
Do you realize how much those parallel thoughts happened in this post alone? I guarantee it was very many, except most people didn't comment and realized that what happened wasn't special, unique, or interesting for anyone else but themselves.
Okay I have to know. Are you serious, or are you making a joke like calling someone a fat Brad Pitt? I have no clue as to whether or not Schumer used to be fat, and the chick in that video is such a land whale I can hardly even see a resemblance.
nah I'm not serious I just thought she kinda resembled Schumer and I think I remember her saying she used to be heavier. My little joke bombed judging by the downvotes.
Oh yeah that's right I forgot the only way you can agree with someone now is by upvoting them. I just thought it was funny that someone else had the exact same thought after seeing that photo because that photo does sum them up pretty well. Sorry for you know making some conversation. I know its a pain anytime an Opie & Anthony fan has to actually read.
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39 Koolaider 2014-07-20
Calmo...
28 -mrcoxie 2014-07-20
This sums both of them up pretty well.
4 Spokker 2014-07-20
I agree. spawns 30-post argument
1 -mrcoxie 2014-07-20
It escalated very quickly. Hell, I gave the guy an upvote cause he agreed with me. But then it just got out of hand.
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-52 [deleted] 2014-07-20
Upvoted. I was going to make the exact same comment you did.
4 Crookedllama 2014-07-20
THANKS FOR YOUR INPUT!
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-46 [deleted] 2014-07-20
I'm being downvoted for saying I had a similar thought as the guy getting upvoted. Reddit makes no sense.
20 jimmybrite 2014-07-20
You didn't contribute, you just latched on, that's why.
-44 [deleted] 2014-07-20
Latched on to something I was pretty much typing and then went to agree with because yeah that basically sums up the photo. Faggot. Aids. Die. Fuck off.
16 Antroh 2014-07-20
Don't get pissed because you left a completely meaningless comment and got called out on it.
Stop being a whiney bitch and realize karma means nothing
-34 [deleted] 2014-07-20
Oh yeah that's right I forgot the only way you can agree with someone now is by upvoting them. I just thought it was funny that someone else had the exact same thought after seeing that photo because that photo does sum them up pretty well. Sorry for you know making some conversation. I know its a pain anytime an Opie & Anthony fan has to actually read.
7 Antroh 2014-07-20
Cry like a bitch much?
-14 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-20
Wow you're the internet's toughest fighter
6 Antroh 2014-07-20
Yeah that's me, the toughest guy around. I spend all day pointing out stupid worthless comments to morons.
5 Viking_Lordbeast 2014-07-20
Does it not annoy you when other people say stuff like "I came here to say that" or "This."?
To you, the writer, it may mean something and you probably feel like you're contributing because you actively participated, but to the reader what you said amounts to an upvote. We would have gotten the same out of your comment if you just copy and pasted what you were replying to.
Basically, people don't care who you are and if you agreed with the person; I know that might be a hard concept to grasp, but it's the truth. You only matter as a number next to the person's name.
Note: This is all null and void if you actually contribute an additional thought to the thread.
-7 [deleted] 2014-07-20
Yea because in real life you never relate to someone by saying you had the same parallel thought too especially over something funny. Sorry for communicating that. Figures a bunch of reclusive cunts would react negatively to such a thing. I guess next time I'll just upvote. I know reading is to hard.
5 LarkSquire 2014-07-20
Okay faggot! What's next?
2 Viking_Lordbeast 2014-07-20
Do you realize how much those parallel thoughts happened in this post alone? I guarantee it was very many, except most people didn't comment and realized that what happened wasn't special, unique, or interesting for anyone else but themselves.
1 Fat_Head_Carl 2014-07-20
If you have the same thought, say so, and maybe add to it...that would make it unique, and therefore would add to the overall submission.
I'm not trying to down on you...just trying to help.
1 Happy_ScrappyHeroPup 2014-07-20
Finally you say something smart.
4 jimmybrite 2014-07-20
Well at least I didn't call you names, hell I didn't even downvote you initially.
2 Happy_ScrappyHeroPup 2014-07-20
Came here to say this!
19 AtomicCow 2014-07-20
I think this is the first time I've realized how big Patrice was.
8 PanzerSmanzer 2014-07-20
He was a big guy, but it also helps that Jimmy and the girl are tiny.
12 somuchoriginal 2014-07-20
FOR YOU
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4 ryanasimov 2014-07-20
Jimmy is very short. I think he's only 5'6".
6 BargeMouse 2014-07-20
When he's got high heels on
10 Threkin 2014-07-20
Mommys shoes
1 [deleted] 2014-07-20
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-1 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-20
Pete Rose would like a word with you.
3 Chip--Chipperson 2014-07-20
she was about to find out as well.
3 scrambler12345 2014-07-20
he was huge (yeah i know vos, norton, and hart are like 5 feet tall but still
1 Viking_Lordbeast 2014-07-20
Jeez, I never realized he was so fucking tall. I guess only seeing him on a stage you never have anything to compare him to.
1 felixfortis1 2014-07-20
I spot Oakerson, Patrice, Norton, Vos, Florentine, Hart and Robinson, shitting on everyone.
1 Haystacks_Calhoun 2014-07-20
i didnt think Vos was that short. imagine how small his hands must really be
-4 kalleesi 2014-07-20
At 2:19 you see fat Amy Schumer! I would trow her one.
1 paradin 2014-07-20
Okay I have to know. Are you serious, or are you making a joke like calling someone a fat Brad Pitt? I have no clue as to whether or not Schumer used to be fat, and the chick in that video is such a land whale I can hardly even see a resemblance.
-1 kalleesi 2014-07-20
nah I'm not serious I just thought she kinda resembled Schumer and I think I remember her saying she used to be heavier. My little joke bombed judging by the downvotes.
1 JanssonsFrestelse 2014-07-20
Yea holy shit, just look at the size of that fucking head.
0 Moh7 2014-07-20
Jimmy's probably 5'6 so patrice has goto be 6'6?
2 CarlosDanger007 2014-07-20
6'4"
2 PanzerSmanzer 2014-07-20
Yeah, he was right around there. I'm 6'5'', and when I met him after a show he was about my height.
8 CarlosDanger007 2014-07-20
Brazil?
6 donniedorko 2014-07-20
Nice fawkin tits.
5 StripedTiger711 2014-07-20
Looking through the album, I didn't know that this was a real picture. I thought it was a Photoshop...
http://jimnorton.com/comedy/wp-content/uploads/random-pictures-of-my-life/p1020638.jpg
1 [deleted] 2014-07-20
Who's the fat pig on the left?
4 breadmoccasin 2014-07-20
Jimmy looks so fucking weird when he's staring at a girl with lust.
3 yadungooft 2014-07-20
best expression ever on patrice. holy shit haha
3 drexler57346 2014-07-20
Let's play guess the ethnicity of the girl. I'll go first. I have no idea.
3 cssafc 2014-07-20
Brown
1 [deleted] 2014-07-20
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1 datmohtingting 2014-07-20
Indian
1 dannoomg 2014-07-20
man
2 DeadSol429 2014-07-20
Who's the girl in the picture anyway?
47 packitchofsositch 2014-07-20
Jim Norton
-1 crimshaw83 2014-07-20
Perfect
-4 Chip--Chipperson 2014-07-20
Predictable
2 TemporalGrid 2014-07-20
Jim may very well be just as female as "she" is.
1 packitchofsositch 2014-07-20
I did wonder if all those upvoters had the ability to do simple math.
2 (-)1 (+)1 = 2 penises
1 [deleted] 2014-07-20
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2 BottleOfAon 2014-07-20
Epic pic, but I'm guessing not as epic as one taken two seconds later after Norton has nosedived into her tits.
1 [deleted] 2014-07-20
What a great shot. Encapsulates them both perfectly.
1 testas22 2014-07-20
I'm assuming Patrices briefcase of dildos was in the room.
-7 FancyAndImportantMan 2014-07-20
That black person in the picture has big tits.
-10 cajunbander 2014-07-20
Dude, tag it NSFW. I almost had to have a really weird conversation with my fiancée and her grandmother.
14 FancyAndImportantMan 2014-07-20
Who gives a care?
6 BottleOfAon 2014-07-20
They'll just see Patrice and realise you need some side.
1 [deleted] 2014-07-20
stop being a loser
-13 [deleted] 2014-07-20
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1 LarkSquire 2014-07-20
So original
-27 Ginger_Slayer 2014-07-20
This sub should just be named after Patrice because that's all that's ever posted.
21 FancyAndImportantMan 2014-07-20
Oh go to heck, you piece of garbage.
5 SoulSonick 2014-07-20
Language !
-21 Ginger_Slayer 2014-07-20
Cool.
-52 [deleted] 2014-07-20
Upvoted. I was going to make the exact same comment you did.
-34 [deleted] 2014-07-20
Oh yeah that's right I forgot the only way you can agree with someone now is by upvoting them. I just thought it was funny that someone else had the exact same thought after seeing that photo because that photo does sum them up pretty well. Sorry for you know making some conversation. I know its a pain anytime an Opie & Anthony fan has to actually read.
4 Spokker 2014-07-20
I agree. spawns 30-post argument
1 packitchofsositch 2014-07-20
I did wonder if all those upvoters had the ability to do simple math.
2 (-)1 (+)1 = 2 penises
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