i watched one porn video that actually brought me here on this topic. the girl in it i think it's pao because it really looks like her, has curves and even accent. idk could i post link here but if anyone want to check it out type> Hot Horny Sister Wakes Her Brother Sucking his C*ck
That Russ guy wasn't a Mormon? I may be wrong about that but I know that Pao was marrying that Russ guy who wore a cowboy hat. I thought he was a Mormon cause he was acting like a pussy when they were in the hot tub that one time.
I am wrong too. I thought the guy that was supposed to marry Pao was a Mormon but I guess he wasn't. It was the dude who wore a cowboy hate, named Russ. I was told he isn't Mormon though.
Ciggy breath wasn't dating PAO!... Ciggy breath was dating the control freak Russian. PAO! was dating the Oklahoma dude that likes to eat testicles... Literally. I thought the fine ass bitch from Brazil would break up with the Mormon first... I was wrong..
Im not just saying this because im incredibly intoxicated but I'd eat pao's shit just to stick my meat whistle in her and blow potatoe flakes all over her stomach
Why are you getting downvoted for this?! I'm not drunk and I'd let her use my face as toilet paper just for a chance to politely grab whichever tit is the lesser tit.
102 comments
25 freeponyrides 2014-07-20
She's a hoo-ah, with a stanky pussah.
1 [deleted] 2014-07-20
Lol im gonna buy some otto DVDs
23 Moh7 2014-07-20
Just so everyone's aware. This just so happened to be right as PAOs modelling career is starting to take off. Just sayin.
24 WayneRooneysHairPlug 2014-07-20
You misspelled porn career.
29 donniedorko 2014-07-20
Let's all hope.
19 PhilipeNegro 2014-07-20
God I hope you're right.
1 Phrunkis3 2014-07-20
Wait, is she actually doing porn?
0 Moh7 2014-07-20
We can only dream.
I have the biggest crush on her.
1 [deleted] 2014-07-20
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1 drexler57346 2014-07-20
I like those big ol' titties too, but I think the brazilian girl who was marrying the mormon with the man sandwich loving mom is even hotter.
2 Moh7 2014-07-20
PAO is a girl I wanna fuck.
Kirlyum is a girl id want a lovely relationship with.
2 drexler57346 2014-07-20
I'll agree with that. The Russian girl who married ciggy breath is really good looking too.
2 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-20
She looks grizzled mentally though.
0 krbin 2014-07-20
Kirlyum seemed a little cold to me. But that might just be the way Russians are.
1 vladykn 2014-07-20
i watched one porn video that actually brought me here on this topic. the girl in it i think it's pao because it really looks like her, has curves and even accent. idk could i post link here but if anyone want to check it out type> Hot Horny Sister Wakes Her Brother Sucking his C*ck
10 devilsadvocate33 2014-07-20
Do you blame her?
Assuming you're a straight dude, would you stay with the female equivalent of that closeted, hayseed dork, and live in Oklahoma?
15 LatinoComedian 2014-07-20
You mean... OKLAHOMO!
5 Koolaider 2014-07-20
OHHHHHHHHHH!!!
-2 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-20
Oh no he ditint.
7 PhilipeNegro 2014-07-20
If you look at the times on her twitter feed, something got fucked up in the 11 hours between golf and her shoving her green card up Russ' ass.
Jesus Christ…latin women, am I right?
18 shameofyou 2014-07-20
that's rusty trambone the I wish I knew how to quit you variety moe, not ciggy breath
6 theabracist 2014-07-20
trambone.
1 shameofyou 2014-07-20
what, did i play in high school band, do i amuse you?
18 kgt5003 2014-07-20
Ciggy breath wasn't the guy that was gonna marry pao though. Pao was going to marry the Mormon guy.
12 numba13 2014-07-20
NO, mormon guy was marrying the brazilian model
3 kgt5003 2014-07-20
That Russ guy wasn't a Mormon? I may be wrong about that but I know that Pao was marrying that Russ guy who wore a cowboy hat. I thought he was a Mormon cause he was acting like a pussy when they were in the hot tub that one time.
24 breadmoccasin 2014-07-20
Russ was the mysterious one who was kind of a redneck and a dork.
Brazillian girl was marrying religious guy.
Ciggy breath was with Russian broad.
Normal guy was with gross Filipina.
2 kgt5003 2014-07-20
All I fucked up in my head was confusing the mysterious guy with the religious guy. They're both the same to me.
2 BenjaminRCaineIII 2014-07-20
The mysterious guy also had a pretty strong Christian background, if I remember correctly.
1 racecartitty 2014-07-20
let's be honest here, "normal guy" isn't quite an accurate descriptor for someone who has to go the mail order bride route.
4 breadmoccasin 2014-07-20
True, but in the context of "I'm describing something from memory that I don't really care about with as few words as possible." I think it fits.
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3 krbin 2014-07-20
Normal guy = fat, poor guy
Wait, that's pretty normal I guess.
1 JeanVanDeVelde 2014-07-20
But he didn't. They met at a party when Okie boy was working in the Colombian oil fields
5 [deleted] 2014-07-20
You are correct. My post is SIF. It's the mysterious guy who giggled while eating bull testicles.
1 kgt5003 2014-07-20
I am wrong too. I thought the guy that was supposed to marry Pao was a Mormon but I guess he wasn't. It was the dude who wore a cowboy hate, named Russ. I was told he isn't Mormon though.
1 majestik6 2014-07-20
Remember the gay dude that was using a giant pickup truck, a cowboy hat, and a Colombian with big tits to cover up his thirst for cock?
Yeah, that was the one.
12 schmoegreene 2014-07-20
Pao's body is insanely hot. She should be wearing a spandex suit at a euro-trash speedway.
9 packitchofsositch 2014-07-20
Speaking of "ciggy breath", holy shit does Jimmy have a fascination with the air that comes out of people's lungs.
Ya think he might have gotten a bad egg or two?
3 PhilipeNegro 2014-07-20
My favorite was always "bad bread breath". I have no clue how he can get so worked up over bread smell.
8 UncPa57yrzyng 2014-07-20
I heard Ant's single now too, could be a new reality show?
8 TimTim3000 2014-07-20
I'm thinking first guest on the new show.
2 krbin 2014-07-20
Ant liked that Russian chick. Opie liked Pao with her big BABAZOOS.
0 Phrunkis3 2014-07-20
She's way too old for him.
7 BottleOfAon 2014-07-20
No surprises there, she was an egotistical scumbag, if you couldn't see that then god help you.
12 VanDamme79 2014-07-20
Most women are. That's why Russ went back to men
5 ScoleriBrother 2014-07-20
Pao pao pao!
1 donniedorko 2014-07-20
How dare you. She's perfect and I love her!
6 Jockel76 2014-07-20
Soon on a webcam site of your choice. Pow!
6 donniedorko 2014-07-20
"Russ" is almost certainly a queeb/quay
3 VanDamme79 2014-07-20
I wouldn't mind having a MMF threesome with those two
2 Crackin_Claws 2014-07-20
Too bad Pao would just keep ruining it for you.
1 [deleted] 2014-07-20
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1 Phrunkis3 2014-07-20
Or mo.
3 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-20
He's mysterious like Roland.
5 janedoe2893 2014-07-20
Maybe he'll come out of the closet now.
1 [deleted] 2014-07-20
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4 dochattan 2014-07-20
A reality show relationship failed? Call the media, this is huge news!
4 [deleted] 2014-07-20
You're kidden?!
When did this happen...
1 sway_usa 2014-07-20
When the hell did this happen??
1 [deleted] 2014-07-20
Oh god love him.
4 Ojisan1 2014-07-20
Ciggy was the guy with the Russian chick who hated him, not the sexy PaoPao and her "mysterious" Russ.
3 CoSOggy 2014-07-20
Here is every episode if anyone's interested.
3 whidzee 2014-07-20
perfect timing. hopefully she makes her way onto the Anthony Cumia show
1 FresnoJefferson 2014-07-20
thinking the same thing.
0 krbin 2014-07-20
Ant did get that hooker who was sleeping with or allegedly sleeping with Cory Booker so anything is possible.
3 [deleted] 2014-07-20
Can we sign a petition to convince Pao to do porn?
2 Phrunkis3 2014-07-20
The reality show couple from a show about mail order brides broke up, no way!
2 frrunkis 2014-07-20
What happened to the broad that went with the Mormon fuck
1 Ojisan1 2014-07-20
https://twitter.com/Kirlyam_/status/481847307709599745
1 Moh7 2014-07-20
Ooooh now what happened to ciggy breath and the bitch that gets easily jealous.
1 frrunkis 2014-07-20
Oh god thats disappointing....but also gives me hope.
1 Icon_Crash 2014-07-20
You mean the Mormon broad who meet the Mormon fuck through the Mormon church?
2 antfan 2014-07-20
Ciggy breath wasn't dating PAO!... Ciggy breath was dating the control freak Russian. PAO! was dating the Oklahoma dude that likes to eat testicles... Literally. I thought the fine ass bitch from Brazil would break up with the Mormon first... I was wrong..
1 wp9215 2014-07-20
yeah, Pao was with the quay
1 TweetPoster 2014-07-20
@pao8705:
[Mistake?] [Suggestion] [FAQ] [Code] [Issues]
3 TimTim3000 2014-07-20
Paola Mayfield @pao8705 · 9h Yes guys I broke up with RUSS, he chose wrong we will pay for it.. .no more russ and pao! Fuck you russ
She can really turn a phrase huh?
3 shaqfan99 2014-07-20
wow....she's very angry - is there any way that guy cheated on her?
4 Phrunkis3 2014-07-20
Yeah, with another dude.
3 TimTim3000 2014-07-20
He probably just got tired of buying her shit. She seemed pretty high maintenance.
1 TimTim3000 2014-07-20
Quite oblivious of the howling error she has made.
1 [deleted] 2014-07-20
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1 keytoitall 2014-07-20
lol, why would you take a woman (who doesn't golf) golfing. You're just asking for trouble.
3 krbin 2014-07-20
GOLF = gentlemen only, ladies forbidden
Am I right guys or what?
2 Holzmann 2014-07-20
Absolutely, just don't let the wife catch me agreeing with you!
1 VanDamme79 2014-07-20
Mannn, you really know women...
1 barrruuuch 2014-07-20
Saw that coming when she started posting workout pictures
1 [deleted] 2014-07-20
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1 numba13 2014-07-20
She deleted the tweets. Maybe they're back together.
0 Icon_Crash 2014-07-20
That's odd, I guess he must of dumped the almost cute Russian chick and started banging Pao.
1 OnAPartyRock 2014-07-20
Lucky guy.
-2 AntsCamera 2014-07-20
Because we all believe in fairy tales.
I mock all of you including O and A for buying into these shitbag reality shows.
2 devilsadvocate33 2014-07-20
who bought into them? wasn't they mocking and exposing them?
-9 [deleted] 2014-07-20
About as legitimate as any Cumia relationship since his homely wife
7 VanDamme79 2014-07-20
Why must you make everything about cumia? This thread has nothing to do with him. Go on craigslist and find yourself another sugar daddy already
-10 [deleted] 2014-07-20
The execs at Rockstar are worth a lot more than pockmark
6 VanDamme79 2014-07-20
Thats something a bitch would say
1 SHUT_UP_STUPID 2014-07-20
Something tells me this is definitely not Danny
1 majestik6 2014-07-20
It's someone who knows the show well, and absolutely hates the fans.
Could it be Opie? Nah, Opie isn't that funny.
Could it be Ant? Nah, he doesn't hate himself enough to trash himself in the third person.
Could it be Jim? Nah, too busy.
Could it be Sam, Roland, etc? Nah, I don't think they hate the fans that much.
I seriously think /u/DugoutDoug is either Danny Ross, Ben Sparks or Rick Delgado.
My money is on Ben.
1 SHUT_UP_STUPID 2014-07-20
I haven't gone through all his comments but does he really have inside info? Like has he said anythi.......wow I don't give a fuck anymore.
Fuck whoever runs it.
0 Icon_Crash 2014-07-20
You would know.
1 MrTimSmith 2014-07-20
You're not though.
-11 [deleted] 2014-07-20
Im not just saying this because im incredibly intoxicated but I'd eat pao's shit just to stick my meat whistle in her and blow potatoe flakes all over her stomach
7 puddleofaids- 2014-07-20
will ya
3 VanDamme79 2014-07-20
I'm sure that's her only prerequisite too. Eat my shit to fuck.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2014-07-20
Why are you getting downvoted for this?! I'm not drunk and I'd let her use my face as toilet paper just for a chance to politely grab whichever tit is the lesser tit.
8 TimTim3000 2014-07-20
I'm thinking first guest on the new show.
1 TimTim3000 2014-07-20
Quite oblivious of the howling error she has made.
24 breadmoccasin 2014-07-20
Russ was the mysterious one who was kind of a redneck and a dork.
Brazillian girl was marrying religious guy.
Ciggy breath was with Russian broad.
Normal guy was with gross Filipina.
3 TimTim3000 2014-07-20
Paola Mayfield @pao8705 · 9h Yes guys I broke up with RUSS, he chose wrong we will pay for it.. .no more russ and pao! Fuck you russ
She can really turn a phrase huh?
1 [deleted] 2014-07-20
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1 Phrunkis3 2014-07-20
Or mo.
0 Phrunkis3 2014-07-20
She's way too old for him.
3 VanDamme79 2014-07-20
I wouldn't mind having a MMF threesome with those two
2 krbin 2014-07-20
Ant liked that Russian chick. Opie liked Pao with her big BABAZOOS.
2 Crackin_Claws 2014-07-20
Too bad Pao would just keep ruining it for you.