This pretty much sums up Ant's new show

27  2014-07-19 by [deleted]

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Ol' DayCare Lady head

Ol tumbleweed hair.

MY HAIR IS DRYYYY

Just look at those individually placed follicles.

Harvest from the pubis.

I would take that over a shoe shine any day

But I would probably shave mine cuz I'm broke

his rancid rat like Twitter followers are doing their job as enablers.As long as the rodents get ReTweets they will tell Ant that everything is fantastic.

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What?

Funny how this was NEVER played..

On the air? It was, but didn't have the legacy it deserves..

nice they could get all his subscribers in the same room

Three black guys?

Anthony's hair looks like sun dried broccoli

They sun dry broccoli? Who the fuck does that? Where can I buy it.

google

Ol' Unraveling Wool Cap hair.

Ol Rug hair shotgun face piano teeth Cumia.

So who the heck is Anthony's black friend?

That's his slave

Marsellus Wallace

But he looks like a bitch.

Just in one scene...

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His name is Solomon

Well, bring out the Gimp.

Grandma?

Some hard pipe hittin niggas havin a beer moment.

The website issues are annoying.. I registered and the email went right into the spam folder... that kind of stuff isn't going to help

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How I wish Ant's show will be the one to finally bring him to old school Howard Stern level in some way. If not, at least when the SiriusXM contract is up, Ant, Opie and Jimmy band together to finally create the ultimate Opie and Anthony (and Jimmy) show.

Here's hoping those Ant hanger-ons are actually talented. And keep brother Joe in the band, not in the show.

What if Opie and Jim don't want to?

If Jimmy gets a chance at renewing a contract, you know he'll take it. It's really up to Ope now. I don't see them putting that much time into a podcast that would be bring in nowhere near the amount of money SXM is giving them.

opie and jim wnat to.. Ant .. i am not sure.. i think he wants to go alone for a while

Are they planning a Very Brady Episode?

They weren't allowed to drink at Sirius?

How much superglue does he use on those pubes?

At first glance I thought Carlton was giving him the thumbs down.

Can't wait

Who is bitchtits on the left?

It looks like it's gonna be great! I mean not $6 a month great. But great!

Yes. This sums up a show that hasn't aired yet. Go tell Opie you done good.

What's up with the nigger and the Mexican landscaping guy?

I thought this Cumia dude was rascist?

I see he's having some of Beavis' piss.

Oh literal beer snob!

Never could stand bud light. It's like sugar water. Budweiser. And no it doesn't give me headaches. The key is to buy a six pack and drink it in the car as it warms up. It'll buzz you good and no headache.

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I maybe should point out that it's in my driveway. I've driven almost 3 million miles so being safe is extremely important to me. I'm a long way from civilization, as is evidence by the way I talk..

It makes me feel safer.

Always a sign of a cultureless vacuum american when they hold up that coyote piss. Come to Europe and discover a thing called beer.

Been there, no thanks I'm good. Calm down, you down own the rights to make beer even though you think you do. You have mistaken your distaste for all things American. What you are feeling is envy.

Lol no mate, bud fucking sucks full stop

I'm just sayin! In all seriousness I've had a lot of beer. I prefer budweiser most of the time because of the beechwood aging process they use. I am a truck driver and I have hauled their beer from St Louis so I've gotten to see a good bit of the process. Many American beers are very light however things have changed a lot since the advent of micro Brewers. The craft beers are the stuff. I was stationed at Raf chicksands in the southern UK for a few years. Trust me I've had good beer. And red stripe blech. I also got to visit Amsterdam and enjoyed that town. (as a true American I ate at Mac Donalds while I was there). I have said though that the best beer in the world is Guinness foreign extra stoudt. Fixin to go get some.

For me, I love the German Weisbeers and the lagers from Munich...I forget the name, but there's one that is so soft on the back of the throat...goes down nice and smooth...it's named after an old guy...

Yeah microbrewerys are good, but I find American (and German) stuff is always fizzy, we like flat beer in the UK too.

I like a good amount of foam with a dark beer. Really coats the mouth with flavor. I like Guinness draught for this but the beer lacks flavor. Their foreign is much much better. Flat beer though I'm not sure I could handle that. I defend ant but I would respect Miller lite more because it does retain some flavor at least. Bud light is a beer I just don't understand. It sucks why do people drink it? Marketing I guess.

Why does he always have to be holding a beer up for the photo? It's not cool to be or appear as an alcoholic.

have you ever seen any pictures of anyone in bars? they always hold their fucking drinks up for the picture. Christ man, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Does he look like he is in a bar you dumb cunt? And if it's a bar at your house yes it's still fucking dumb. Wow look at me drinking every second of the day, Amazing!

anytime someone poses for a picture with a drink in their hand they hold up the drink you stupid godless shithead.

Luckily he's not holding up a beer.

He doesnt know what to do with his hands.

Who says he's trying to appear or be cool?

Alright it might not be trying to be cool but it's for a purpose. So what purpose is it that could be justified as not dumb?

It's to facilitate the non-stop-party atmosphere he imagines he needs to make the show watchable.

Yeah maybe he can bring back the wiffle ball bat challenge, so extreme!

Is there a bigger Uncle Tom than Carlton? What are his thoughts on eugenics?

Is there a bigger shithead than DugoutDoug? I'm personally opposed to eugenics, but I would make an exception in your case.

Why do you continue to post in the opie and Anthony sub reddit and listen to the show if you don't like it and hate the hosts? I'm curious.

Ant broke his heart, now he's a scorned balding midget.

Grow up and get laid

Good one, you really nailed me.

What are his thoughts on eugenics?

I suspect they're whatever Ant wants them to be, given the conditions that any African-American would have to fulfill in order to be allowed into his circle.

If Jimmy gets a chance at renewing a contract, you know he'll take it. It's really up to Ope now. I don't see them putting that much time into a podcast that would be bring in nowhere near the amount of money SXM is giving them.

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Does he look like he is in a bar you dumb cunt? And if it's a bar at your house yes it's still fucking dumb. Wow look at me drinking every second of the day, Amazing!

opie and jim wnat to.. Ant .. i am not sure.. i think he wants to go alone for a while

I'm just sayin! In all seriousness I've had a lot of beer. I prefer budweiser most of the time because of the beechwood aging process they use. I am a truck driver and I have hauled their beer from St Louis so I've gotten to see a good bit of the process. Many American beers are very light however things have changed a lot since the advent of micro Brewers. The craft beers are the stuff. I was stationed at Raf chicksands in the southern UK for a few years. Trust me I've had good beer. And red stripe blech. I also got to visit Amsterdam and enjoyed that town. (as a true American I ate at Mac Donalds while I was there). I have said though that the best beer in the world is Guinness foreign extra stoudt. Fixin to go get some.

That's his slave

Marsellus Wallace

His name is Solomon