Giraldo vs Leary

I remember a Tom Waits interview, on MTV of all places, that he did from a bar, iirc. He said he liked to hear music "wrong".........songs that would be playing in the next room, and you think it's something else, and your subconscious is filling in the words/melody with something different than is actually being played.

The Giraldo/Leary thing is one of those things I want to remember wrong.

The way I remember it, Leary was acting like a total rockstar/cocaine-cunt with mirror aviators on (I distinctly remember his arrogant feet up on the table). He made a stupid point, Girlaldo called him on it, got in a nice shot, and Leary got butthurt about it.

Uncle Cully literally had to put his foot down between them.

Fuck! Now I gotta youtube it.

It was a truly priceless moment, and you're remembering it correctly. Leary is a first class d-bag. I'm kinda torn on the fact that Blobby is on his new show. On one hand, I love Bobby and want to watch it but on the other? Fuckin Leary...

Ok, they were tinted sunglasses, not mirrored aviators, it was Lenny Clarke's feet up on the table, and Giraldo got in three nice shots.

But don't bother youtube-ing the clip: it's just 6:00 of a close-up of Lenny Clarke's gunt.

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Here's the clip- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymltNm4p2VY

He also puts Greg Proops in his place. http://youtu.be/aZ9KnVLqDIc?t=7m56s

The whole episode is great btw.

The last one with Patrice, Dipaolo, Giraldo, Norton and Keith.

Patrice & Pat Cooper

Any one with Vos (extra credit if you find the one with his hot daughters)

Patrice and Pat Cooper was hilarious. Literally no one could get a word in over them.

I saw recently on youtube Vos's teeth from 1990 something and if his daughters recieved at least 1% of vos's teeth genes his daughters would have to pay me to cum on them.

He had a pic on twitter recently. They are both unbelievably attractive.

Link????

Yeah, its called twitter

as much as I like rich vos I don't feel like digging through his twitter feed

a small amount of plastic surgery goes along way sometimes.

A chin tuck would actually work great on Jim. Jim is skinny now but his side profile is atrocious. Even though it's pretty fixable.

Don't know why this is downvoted. A girl I go to school with has a moderately cute face and hot body but a double chin. It's kind of sad. Sometimes plastic surgery is for the best.

Tough crowd is on youtube guys, as stated on the topic, start linking shit

you are being too logical.

It will never work here.

fuck, my bad

My favourite one is the one with Patrice, Norton, Omid Djahili and some one else.

I just love Patrice's line to Omid - "You look like Darth Vader with his helmet off."

It was Norton who said that line:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PC9_jw3S_m4

that guy looks like a swollen dave attell

Sorry my bad, I just remember Patrice laughing so much after it. I got the wording of it wrong too, fuck. But that and calling him "Donald Pleasence" made me laugh so hard.

we get it youre mad that you didnt get to deepthroat patrice before he died

Well that's a perfectly reasonable comment.

Aren't we all?

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I loved the one where Patrice trounced Colin in a game of basketball.

The one where Colin stutters through the monologue.

I just tried watching Patrice vs. Jeff Garlin and I couldn't get past the very beginning after Patrice got a laugh and Jeff put some bass in his voice and said 'Hang on, listen to me!'

I realized the scope of the beating to come and I cringed into singularity

People talk about Giraldo vs Leary a lot but Patrice vs Jeff Garlin is extremely underrated. Patrice burned Garlin after a terrible line and Garlin tried to get all tough with him and Patrice's reaction is priceless. Garlin then continued to bomb for the rest of the show and further perpetuate how he is one of the most unfunny people in the world.

I don't buy Greg Giraldo as a funny comic. I think he's one of those people who only gets called great because he's dead. His appearance on O&A gave me douche chills. He was trying to talk really fast and erratic like "Woah, hey, look out, it's the crazy drug using tortured artist guy"

If anyone can link to even one joke by him on Tough Crowd or in a live show that actually makes you laugh OUT LOUD, then I will eat my hat.

Ill just stick to the roasts- Gary Busey- "You look like Nick Nolte fucked a Clydesdale" Gilbert Gottfried- "You look like you smell like pee" Jerry Springer- "You were an aide to Bobby Kennedy. And your here with David Hasslehoff. What is it with you and people whose careers end on a hotel floor"

You sir, have no idea what you are talking about.

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Patrice, Jimmy, Keith, Nick, Pat Cooper. CQ takes the bench and Jimmy takes over for a segment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fbn90fN-UQ

The best moments were when an unfunny comedian gets offended. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJxOktyHxgU

i love a lot of the comics, but the show itself wasn't good.

maybe Dennis Falcone is more your speed.

i.m.o.

I saw Tough Crowd when I was like 14 back in early 2000s I guess. Colin Quinn in my mind has only survived on his ability to achieve mediocrity in front of millions 14 years ago. So what is the best episode of that sad shit?

If you don't like it why ask what's the best episode? Stop trying so hard, stupid.

I am drunk with a internet connection.

How that == trying hard is just another dummy with a interconnection who can reply to me.

I don't hate it. I was just joking for the most part although that is all I know Colin Quinn from and O&A.

I have tried hard in this subreddit before but I honestly did not try hard with this Colin Quinn thing but thank you for thinking I tried hard on it anyways.

tryhard/blowhard...aka shut it.

I bet you don't even have the hat