I say we pool our cash and hire Lil' Chippy D. The Italian Ice Guy will take care of everything.

"Make him an offer that no-one refusesssss."

You want some Italian ice???

Ah! Forget about it chippy!

We tell him U2 needs a white trash guitarist. Then we invite him to an empty room with the chairs up.

Ohhhhh no.

Book him for a tour of Afghanistan.

Who the hell would believe brother Joe is wanted outside of NY.

Just sacrifice him for the greater good.

we need a plan guys.

Assassin's Creed style. Take the 4 fans + Bobo that were doing the protest out front of Sirius. Hide the assassin in the middle of the group. Walk up looking totally non-threatening. Wait til he walks back on his familiar path, and go for it. But watch out for the guards on the roof.

It won't work.

Anthony is a avid video game player and very aware his brother sux a bag of boring limp crooked dicks.

then why is he giving him such a prominent role in the creation of this new LFTC?

Because it's hard to let family members down gently.

Trust me Anthony is trying to figure out a way to keep Brother Joe in the picture without him being in the picture but Brother Joe can still feel like he is in the picture.

It's complicate yo

Trust me Anthony is trying to figure out a way to keep Brother Joe in the picture without him being in the picture

I love when fans speak like they know exactly what the fuck is going on behind the scenes

dude I have a internet connection. So trust me I know shit.

Who says he's going to be a big part of the new show? Isn't he on tour with his U2 knock off band most of the time?

Is it to early to find that guy selling Christmas tree lights in the Home Depot parking lot? Surely he knows somebody.

Can't we get one of his cover bands sued by the actual band?

I think thermitepaint chairs is the way to go.

If it worked for 9/11 it should work for Brother Joe

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Get Lady Di to give him a bear hug while wearing a bra rigged with switchblades.

He does have the Cumia ticker

what did i miss? why do we want brother joe dead?

All you need is a few buckets of KFC. He has to be borderline for a heart attack.

...Danny?

You spelled midget wrong.

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brother joe has a band that tours around the world. he will NOT be a full time assistant. relax people. hes leaving for FL right now for a week. ant isnt retarded

I didn't know around the world was consistent with northern long island

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Take him on a fishing trip and ask him to show you his Hail Mairy trick.

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Brother Joe is a guy you want pouring your concrete driveway, not trying to entertain you.

Ohhhhh no.

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