never have florentine in studio again please

0  2014-07-17 by howboutushutup

Fucking guy is one of those plow callers in person. How many fucking times are you going to talk over the hosts of the fucking show you cock? Christ every time they are getting on a roll he'll talk over them to respond to the caller's dumb statement or make some hole-esq comment like "yeah, well, you have tons of money opie... so... yeah... you wouldn't need to sell the ball..." GET RID OF HIM FUCK

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How long before you delete this op?

delete what? the topic? your post? what the fuck are you talking about you gamushi fuck.

Florentine's got that douche voice, Roland mumbles, Sam sounds like a hyena, Voss is pretty much a cartoon character with that speech impediment and verbal dyslexia, Opie can't read, Kenny sounds retarded and Jim stutters. That show is a mess. Still love it though. But you're right, Florentine stinks.

yeah florentine and sam can start their own show and call it NPR 2.0 where they can talk in their stupid voices about stupid shit with 0 laughs for hours. it'll make a killing amongst the elderly cotton heads all over the planet. christ i fucking hate those two.

he's hilarious

I like Florentine, but for fuck sakes he's a curmudgeon.

yeah he's too cool to eat shitty food. that dude is a fucking rockstar, he hates ketchup, holy shit that's edge material. And Californication sucks asshole. Sure it was funny to watch some selfish asshole get away with whatever he wants and mope about how much it sucks to be a famous writer for about 1 season. If that show wanted to be at all believable hank moody would've been beaten to death with a brick by the third episode.

I gave up on that show 4 years ago, so obviously I didn't see his guest appearance this season (or last, whenever it was on). I just don't understand how these seemingly successful people, in terms of wealth and celebrity, have so much anger and discontent toward such benign activities. (ie. eating cake or putting ketchup on your fries). I must be an asshole in Florentine's eyes because I love my boardwalk fries covered in vinegar, salt and ketchup.

#standwithflorentine

You stink and I don't like you

replace him with bob levy!

Florentine's great. Levy, on the other hand, I can take him or leave him

Fuck you