Beavis melts a million hearts on CuteEmergency

63  2014-07-17 by freeponyrides

29 comments

Absent from that post is the follow-up pic where Beavis holds his right paw ominously upwards.

The general public's favourite Cumia.

Not like the no good-doer other Cumia. Bad egg.

Ne'erdowell and scoundrel.

Yeah, that asshole Joe!

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I hope a cat claws your stupid fucking eyes out.

Well at least he isn't wearing that shirt of his...

If only they knew that the owner is a racist, alcoholic Nazi-sympathizer

not just the owner, but the cat himself.

Yeah, he kinda has that look of the mountain creatures from South Park.

Cute on the outside, blood lusty satanic rapist on the inside.

But enough about Anthony, we're trying to discuss Beavis ova hee.

J.G. Wentworth playing in the background.

You shut up. I won't have the good name of gentle J.G. Wentworth sullied by, and dragged through the mud that is 'Cumiagate.'

You have to admit it, it's a cute cat.

Should have used the mommy's shoes picture.

But he didn't wear Mommy's shoes!

The bit that broke the guinea's back.

When is someone going to make a parody account for Brother Joe? The guy is a fucking bum

Barnacle Joe on the S.S. Anthony Cumia

Hohoho 'Barnacle Joe'

I'm never gonna NOT call him that, now.

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too bad someone can't reply enmasse to the cuteemergency upvoters with a splitscreen image of nypost cover of ant "fired!" and him cuddling with beavis

Fucking adorable.

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All this time, this is what opie tries for and wants...one of his pictures or videos to get exposure. Ant doesnt really try and it happens

Cause Opie is doing it wrong. If you want attentiin you need to either post cute animal crap or racist ramblings and Ant got both of those covered.

Good point.

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I hate people, they are all assholes.

But cats are fucking awesome. If a cat hates you, it means you are an asshole. Fuck your dogs, stinky assed animals, my cat shits in a box, no training, just show it the box, it knows to shit in it.

Not like your dumb assed dirty dogs, they shit anywhere, then lay in it.

Fuck dogs.

I invite you to put some black-light bulbs in your lamps. It will give you a better idea of just how much piss is being deposited all over your house by your filthy douchebag cat.

It isn't black light that does that, but it's a fair point.

But black lights will just show you where tiny white clothing fibers and tiny balls of lint have gotten.

Yeah, he kinda has that look of the mountain creatures from South Park.

Cute on the outside, blood lusty satanic rapist on the inside.