Can y'all tell me why you hate Opie so much?

0  2014-07-15 by xjtsx

I think he's great on the radio, I truly do not understand why so many people don't like him! Maybe it's because i have only been a listener since October 2012 (when i discovered the show). I like his evil genius when he sets up situations to cause conflict, it's very strategic. I think he is great at playing people on the radio and leading them into the direction he wants, which ultimately IMO makes the show great. I get it that his jokes are lame compared to Jimmy and Anthony, but he is great at bringing humor out of people by reading them and bringing up topics to push their buttons. Obviously he is not as funny as Jimmy, and not as entertaining as Anthony, but the three of them together really makes a strong show. Honestly I am not as entertained with any of the three individually (except Jim Norton in standup comedy), but together it's freaking awesome!

tldr: obvi ima faggot, i like opie, how come you cunts dont?

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List of things he does that causes hatred:

  • forces burps into the mic like a 12 year old
  • when Vos gets on him, he threatens him with something like "oh, you want to do this?!" yet never delivers the ultimate burn he thinks he has
  • not funny ever
  • when called out, its automatically 'the bit'
  • his hack fucking tee-shirts and photos he sells
  • his obvious lies
  • constantly pointing out he's been in radio since 18 years of age
  • can't read
  • his verbal crutches
  • sensitive faggot

Please add more!

  • Thinks sudoku is maths

Forces awful jokes that no one reacts well to except Sam like Big Show ate it and saying Mars was Mexican.

Didn't say goodbye to his grandmother on her deathbed cause she shouted at him when he was a kid once, so doesn't deserve a goodbye in his opinion.

Makes everything about him.

Don't forget the trademarked Opie Snuffle!

It's when he completes a sentence and the dead air is making him panic, he fills the dead air with an awful douchey nervous sniff. Does it about 50 times a week.

your're obsessed! just tap out...

He's an overly sensitive self centered 50 year old frat boy who interrupts(well, did interrupt) people constantly and tries to be funny with douchy dad jokes. I know all the counter arguments to this - he steers the ship, created the show, is loyal, etc. Fine, if you want to like Opie go ahead, nobody is stopping you.

Also he says taste a lot which gets on my nerves.

....and "envelopes", but i do find it funny when he says someone might have a "taste of the autism spectrum" lol

That's the bit.

He has his moments, but he's overshadowed by everyone else on the show. I think he just has a shitty sense of humor. I know guys like Opie and they'd bust up like he does at the same inane jokes that he makes on air

How much time ya' got, buddy?

can you please point out some examples of why he sucks? is it that intangible?

I think the thing I hate most is the noise-making. He's intentionally obnoxious and irritating into the mic, dozens of times per show. Scream-belching, intentionally bad/loud singing, all the miscellaneous noises. He knows there are people out there it pisses off and he thinks it makes him Andy Kaufman. But he's not Andy Kaufman. He's just an unfunny, unconfident douche.

man i guess i dont listen close enough! I dont seem to notice it. To be fair i am usually working while i listen so i only have half an ear on the show. I really like Jimmy and his Chip bits, especially his play by play with porn videos in chip's voice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34nNTHIFwco

I know I've been listening too long, because just the sound of his voice is like nails on a chalkboard.

His voice to me sounds like .... stupid. I mean it sounds like a physical quantity of Stupid, with a capital S. It's like somebody turned Stupid into liquid form, poured it into a human-shaped container, and named that container Gregg Hughes. And when he talks he shoots Stupid into the mic, through the air, out my speakers, and into my ear. It's a non-stop audio assault.

If you can't hear it yet, isolate his "ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho" laugh, and listen to it in a loop for about 6 hours straight. That should catch you up.

I don't hate him. He does some things that irritate me, just like a lot of people do (ok, maybe a little more than that), but I don't hate him.

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I hate how un-selfaware he is. He interrupts people almost every sentence, when someone is talking you can actually hear him trying to butt in mid word. -He constantly derails interesting conversations that he can't relate to (game of thrones discussion to talk about his kid, stopped ant from talking about his jaguar to talk about his high school). -He is just dumb and has stupid ignorant opinions "man of steel couldnt say superman because of copyrights". Says the news should be edgy and say "shit and fuck" -Lies constantly, does his high pitched "surprised" voice all the time -about 20 other things

He was awful. Anthony and Jimmys cross to bear. Just a true, absolute burden that they were stuck with because he started what was a horrible incarnation of the show 20 years ago.

To those who defend him: if he didn't start the show, and was just someone they brought in for a week to see how he did, do you REALLY think Opie would be on that team based on his talents alone? Do you really think he would be called back? Do you really think Anthony and Jimmy would like him being there?

There's absolutely no chance. He's awful. Not talented, funny, entertaining or interesting...

I don't get it either. Plus: This subreddit is in no way an accurate representation of all the listeners. Most people just listen and enjoy.

I personally find it extremely pathetic to bitch all day about opie or the show in generell, instead of just listen to something else.

I'm just amazed at how quickly this subreddit got back to opie hate. If I hated a third of a show as badly as a lot of the people here do, I wouldn't listen.

I hope opie doesn't read this shit, especially now.

Will you ever write a comment that doesn't contain a spelling error?

good point... it's not my first language.

What is your first language?

love?! punching out... or whatever

Mostly because he's monumentally full of shit almost 100% of the time he opens his mouth. Contradicting yourself nearly constantly is annoying to listen to and a shitty quality in a human being.

What I'll never understand is: these guys (haters) liked the show at some point, right? well, opie was always on board, so how do you know that the show would be better without opie? Ever REALLY watched a LFTC-Episode? It's ok, but nothing compared to O&A.

You're comparing a daily 4-hour nationally syndicated radio show with the live stream of a rich man's home life.

It's a huge factor that you haven't been listening that long, no doubt about it. His bullshit wears on you after enough time.

He has low self-esteem about his comedic and speaking abilities and his general level of intelligence, as he should, and his coping mechanism for it is to be a shit fuck to the show's fans. And that that "IS the bit" allows him to feel like he wins. Somehow.

I have been listening to the show for 16 years, and I like all the of they guys equally. Opie has never worn on me.

All three have unique contributions.

Again: Why listen to something you don't like?

His contributions are only a percentage of the overall show. The good more than makes up for the bad.

That's kind of dishonest..., if it would be 1 %, why even bother? whatever, i made my point, but i stil don't get and find it pathetic.

It's not dishonest, he's explained himself and you've stuck with your nonsense.

of course it is. to say his contribution is like 1 % is just childish. but, as i said before, i can easily just tap out of this idiotic bullshit, while you and your friends will keep posting your opie-hate forever. which is, guess what, pathetic...

I've seen you say before that you're european, so I'll give you a pass on your confusion with English.

Examples of "a percentage" would be 25% or 33% or 98%. I think you misread that as "a percentage point." Not that I understand what you're saying in either case, just wanted to get you straightened out.

Guess we have to agree to disagree. kisses and good night sweetie.

I don't think your comments tried to take the high road enough, please be more condescending when making your un-thought out points.

You get it just fine. That's why you said "whatever" so quickly.

It just bothers you that people have different opinions. Poor baby.

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We like the show and think Jim & Ant are funny but don't like Opie. Why do you give a shit about whether people like him or not? Why don't you take your own advice and ignore these comments which are answering OP's question and move on.

Jim, Ant, and the horde of comics that have made dozens of appearances each, and who made it funnier than any sitcom or radio show in history. It's the only place to go for that specific type of humor in that high of a concentration, and these babies think we ought to cut it out of our lives completely just because we have a problem with one component of it.

It's such a gay old argument and it all comes down to one thing: "WAAAAH I don't agree with your opinion WAAAAAAAHHHHHH stop having your opinion WAAAAAHH WAAAAHH begone from my internets my feelings are hurt now"

Completely agree, imbeciles like yourmumsfox really are unbelievable. It's like saying you don't like one actor on a TV Show. If you like the show, then you're obviously not gonna stop watching just for one actor. And if we even mention we don't like that actor we're pathetic. Righhhht.

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you're right about that.

One thing you have to hand him, he didn't get fired.

No one hates Opie.

It's all just a running gag right guys?

Tsss running gag why was someone chasing after it or sumpthin'? Tsss

he isn't this evil mastermind everyone makes him out to be. the asshole reads some headlines that the staff writes down then basically add "whats up with that?" Then right when the boys are rolling, he takes a call to derail everything, which assholes like you call out as some evil plot for conflict. he's a one trick faggot. Then his story telling is god awful. Its always a 45 minute lie he thinks is funny and 'good radio', which hes constantly laughing at himself to imply that it is in fact a funny story, mostly while ant and jim chuckle along. He also is the 'psycho' who says "jesus" after every funny line from jim and ant. and can we please not forget the recent youtube videos? "YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO APPRECIATE GOOD MUSIC" voice over? How To Chain Your Dragons? how could you possibly not think he is the worst? I'm really excited Anthony no longer has to deal with that dead weight.

Its always a 45 minute lie

Haha that made me laugh really hard. Funny cuz it's true.

In his defense he's not a complete void. I've been loving all the Lady Di shit lately. I give him credit for jocktober and a few other things I could mention, but not in this thread.

Lying! Dang I knew I forgot something. And if you watch the Dragon or Subway videos and actually laugh, I truly believe you are not well in the head.

lol at you calling someone a one trick faggot. Looked in the mirror lately? Pot calls kettle black. Yeah I think so.

yea, i came.

cause he sucks.

lol, your name proves your point!

you really signed up on reddit as Opie sucks? that is hillarious

you new here?