Anthony is Apparently Part of SiriusXM's Most Wanted
83 2014-07-13 by RchrdJ28
https://twitter.com/AnthonyCumia/status/488417544848433152
This appeared on Ant's Twitter feed. I don't think they could have made this anymore awful if they tried.
If only someone could replace all of these posters with identical ones that just have Vos' picture instead of Ant's.
43 comments
132 [deleted] 2014-07-13
The same flyer is passed around preschools.
-22 BadIdeaSociety 2014-07-13
Can you blame them? Ant recruits young.
12 Chip--Chipperson 2014-07-13
thanks greedy.
5 [deleted] 2014-07-13
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4 Happy_ScrappyHeroPup 2014-07-13
I love this sub because we kill you for shamelessly tagging a good comment, unlike 98% of the losers on the rest of this site.
2 rahtin 2014-07-13
In Child Protection Services circles, they call it 'grooming'
1 [deleted] 2014-07-13
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85 -11811 2014-07-13
I wonder how many janitors will be hassled at the front desk
2 bucketfullofwood 2014-07-13
bwahaja
35 hdjoe 2014-07-13
If they made one for Vos, it would be a least wanted poster.
21 frostiitute 2014-07-13
faawk yeahhh
27 Moh7 2014-07-13
if this is real its the funniest thing iv ever seen
17 [deleted] 2014-07-13
Not real. They didn't use comic sans.
16 breadmoccasin 2014-07-13
Gooooood mornin. Welcomeeee aboardddd
12 DeafandMutePenguin 2014-07-13
Now he should sneak into the building with a box of cocks!
9 runningofthefools 2014-07-13
The staff could have made it as a goof
8 TriplH 2014-07-13
Erock comment?
7 D00bage 2014-07-13
Anthony needs to make this into a t-shirt for his new site!!!
6 sukotsuto 2014-07-13
It's horrendous to think that the building that is keeping Anthony out is the same building that allows Bobo, Lady Di, and Sandy Kane in.
6 IggysGlove 2014-07-13
It looks like the goddamm Walter white have you seen my dad poster. I hope it's fake. Looks like fucking breakfast eating Flynn made it.
5 Phrunkis2 2014-07-13
It has to be fake, or else they would've used a more current pic. One sans facial hair.
8 Sentinel_Event 2014-07-13
Not necessarily. That may be his old pic from his ID that's on file already.
7 Phrunkis2 2014-07-13
A fan may've put it up.
5 Ojisan1 2014-07-13
It's probably hyper-cunty SXM corporate security or executives, who intended it for the building security people who check the ID badges at the main entrance. Surprisingly not unusual for NYC companies to act like every fired employee is a potential threat. It's been that way since 9-11. (Not every company acts this cunty, but plenty of them do.)
7 sukotsuto 2014-07-13
Considering this is SiriusXM, they're guaranteed to act cunty.
0 Ojisan1 2014-07-13
Yes. If there's a cunty companies club, they're in it.
0 thefirebuilds 2014-07-13
ex employees are a corporations biggest threat, so all companies should treat them that way.
Where is fucking tweet bot? I can't see this image without his or her help.
4 [deleted] 2014-07-13
What a bunch of fucking cowards.
-4 rahtin 2014-07-13
He has a gun.
7 Fat_Head_Carl 2014-07-13
So do millions of other Americans...
-3 RKO36 2014-07-13
Yeah, but Sirius's legal department doesn't care and they don't care Ant is responsible and not going to shoot up the place. They're probably not putting that out because he owns a gun, but to lighten the lawsuits should he or anyone that was fired shoot up the joint.
5 Fat_Head_Carl 2014-07-13
Is quite normal to do this for any terminated employee in corporate America. They do this where I work for everyone that is terminated.... It's handed from HR to the security department, who controls admittance.
6 Fat_Head_Carl 2014-07-13
And has nothing to do with ownership of firearms.
1 majestik6 2014-07-13
I had a coworker that got fired while I was in a meeting, and by the time I got back to my desk there cubicle looked like they'd never even been there. No name on the cubicle, no computer, no pictures, it's was wiped clean. It was like they were never there.
3 greenlightning 2014-07-13
wow damn
2 [deleted] 2014-07-13
Likely fake. The reason I know this is because if I tried to make as goof it would sound exactly the same. 'Notify supervisor.'
2 RchrdJ28 2014-07-13
I feel if it was fake and intentionally done by a fan, the creator would be unable to resist throwing in some kind of reference to the show.
0 anonimescu 2014-07-13
If it's a goof, not adding "for the foreseeable future" is a crime against comedy.
2 Jockel76 2014-07-13
Ant Qaeda.
1 [deleted] 2014-07-13
This is hilarious.
1 cottagecheese0 2014-07-13
Good thing Ant never forgets his badge
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1 Sentinel_Event 2014-07-13
Jimmy should wear a 5.11 hat and fake stache to see if they notice.
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-10 [deleted] 2014-07-13
If this is real, this makes it even more bizarre.
Are any of the board members or upper management of Sirius a black women? I can't think of anyone else that would cause Sirius to act like he's a murderer.
-2 wizardnug 2014-07-13
you can never trust a black board member thats for fucks sure
0 anonimescu 2014-07-13
If it's a goof, not adding "for the foreseeable future" is a crime against comedy.