Anthony is Apparently Part of SiriusXM's Most Wanted

83  2014-07-13 by RchrdJ28

https://twitter.com/AnthonyCumia/status/488417544848433152

This appeared on Ant's Twitter feed. I don't think they could have made this anymore awful if they tried.

If only someone could replace all of these posters with identical ones that just have Vos' picture instead of Ant's.

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The same flyer is passed around preschools.

Can you blame them? Ant recruits young.

thanks greedy.

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I love this sub because we kill you for shamelessly tagging a good comment, unlike 98% of the losers on the rest of this site.

In Child Protection Services circles, they call it 'grooming'

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I wonder how many janitors will be hassled at the front desk

bwahaja

If they made one for Vos, it would be a least wanted poster.

faawk yeahhh

if this is real its the funniest thing iv ever seen

Not real. They didn't use comic sans.

Gooooood mornin. Welcomeeee aboardddd

Now he should sneak into the building with a box of cocks!

The staff could have made it as a goof

Erock comment?

Anthony needs to make this into a t-shirt for his new site!!!

It's horrendous to think that the building that is keeping Anthony out is the same building that allows Bobo, Lady Di, and Sandy Kane in.

It looks like the goddamm Walter white have you seen my dad poster. I hope it's fake. Looks like fucking breakfast eating Flynn made it.

It has to be fake, or else they would've used a more current pic. One sans facial hair.

Not necessarily. That may be his old pic from his ID that's on file already.

A fan may've put it up.

It's probably hyper-cunty SXM corporate security or executives, who intended it for the building security people who check the ID badges at the main entrance. Surprisingly not unusual for NYC companies to act like every fired employee is a potential threat. It's been that way since 9-11. (Not every company acts this cunty, but plenty of them do.)

Considering this is SiriusXM, they're guaranteed to act cunty.

Yes. If there's a cunty companies club, they're in it.

ex employees are a corporations biggest threat, so all companies should treat them that way.

Where is fucking tweet bot? I can't see this image without his or her help.

What a bunch of fucking cowards.

He has a gun.

So do millions of other Americans...

Yeah, but Sirius's legal department doesn't care and they don't care Ant is responsible and not going to shoot up the place. They're probably not putting that out because he owns a gun, but to lighten the lawsuits should he or anyone that was fired shoot up the joint.

Is quite normal to do this for any terminated employee in corporate America. They do this where I work for everyone that is terminated.... It's handed from HR to the security department, who controls admittance.

And has nothing to do with ownership of firearms.

I had a coworker that got fired while I was in a meeting, and by the time I got back to my desk there cubicle looked like they'd never even been there. No name on the cubicle, no computer, no pictures, it's was wiped clean. It was like they were never there.

wow damn

Likely fake. The reason I know this is because if I tried to make as goof it would sound exactly the same. 'Notify supervisor.'

I feel if it was fake and intentionally done by a fan, the creator would be unable to resist throwing in some kind of reference to the show.

If it's a goof, not adding "for the foreseeable future" is a crime against comedy.

Ant Qaeda.

This is hilarious.

Good thing Ant never forgets his badge

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Jimmy should wear a 5.11 hat and fake stache to see if they notice.

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If this is real, this makes it even more bizarre.

Are any of the board members or upper management of Sirius a black women? I can't think of anyone else that would cause Sirius to act like he's a murderer.

you can never trust a black board member thats for fucks sure

If it's a goof, not adding "for the foreseeable future" is a crime against comedy.