Rundown: Live From The Compound Show [08/15/2014]

146  2014-07-10 by aftershave

Hour 1

  • 2 minute slideshow promo is played with public domain music
  • SiriusXM rant. Stock price is discussed. It is down another 0.3%. Broadcasting is being redefined. Brother Joe suggests it's a "Revolution" then plugs his gig.
  • The chat window is closed due to number of ASCII swastikas being posted
  • Audio problems
  • Drinks are consumed

Hour 2

  • More drinks are consumed
  • Caller is unhappy with SiriusXM Talk, says it's not the same
  • 5 more callers remind him they cancelled the subscription to SiriusXM
  • Extended gun discussion. Extended clip discussion. Concealed Carry rant from an ex-cop from Arizona.
  • Ant leaves to deal with the parking situation outside his home
  • Brother Joe takes a call. Talks about some of the past gigs he did then plugs his latest gig

Hour 3

  • Ant is back and channel surfs to BET. Nothing interesting is found
  • Diversity talk with Brother Joe. Brother Joe plugs his gig at a local bodega
  • Bobo trips on a wire, the stream is offline

Hour 4

  • Lady Di calls in

Hour 5

  • Ant leaves the studio and hands the mic over to Big A
  • Brother Joe is practicing scales.
  • Caller unhappy with format, says he's done with the show.
  • Ant comes back to yell at fans, visibly drunk and belligerent. Says he doesn't need their money
  • "Community" talk. "Libs" are cunts. New York crime stats are broken down by race.

Hour 6

  • 2nd Amendment Talk followed by Karaoke. Fans request zany song titles
  • Back to the phones. Caller does a Chip impression
  • The Ustream video resets
  • Celebrity guest is in the studio - it's that guy from twitter
  • Anthony talks about his pool temperature and taxes
  • 15 more Chip impressions. Phones are turned off
  • Brother Joe plugs
  • Ant blocks some followers on twitter
  • Basement is now empty; Ustream still running

Hours 7 - 10

  • Live shot of the compound.

$5.99

80 comments

47  SteepedinFolly 2014-07-10

"it's that guy from twitter"

Holy shit, I'm dying

41  Deacon46 2014-07-10

The scary thing is that this will likely happen.

24  BottleOfAon 2014-07-10

Is it confirmed that brother Joe is going to be a fixture on the show? That's enough to sink the whole thing right there.

12  DocWheatley 2014-07-10

That would be absolutely horrendous. Joe is boring and unfunny. Say what you will about Opie, but at least he doesn't have the Philly Crew calling in to plug shit.

14  Opieisanigger 2014-07-10

Maybe you havent heard of a little restaurant FH Rileys or some of the other god awful shit Op has plugged for his brothers.

Both of them let their family on to try help them out.

Now James P. Norton is a man who doesnt allow family members to shit up the show with their inane bullshit.

3  [deleted] 2014-07-10

True but at least Opies plugs feel a bit more "natural". Brother Joe has destroyed an entire segment of a show just to call in for a shitty plug. Its extremely uncomfortable and you can tell it bugs Opie everytime he calls in.

3  sdpcommander 2014-07-10

Im always amazed when I remember Jim has a sister, and we know nothing about her. He never talks about his family.

2  LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-10

He doesn't have a family. He once did before all the trannies led him astray.

1  Sawta 2014-07-10

Or the fact that he apparently knows Russian.

1  DocWheatley 2014-07-10

You know what, I stand corrected. I forgot about all of that. His brother hasn't called the show in a while so it totally slipped my mind.

1  HANKKKINGSLEY 2014-07-10

Brother Elmo is selling shirts!

1  BumbiBestie 2014-07-10

*O&A Original Cast Member Joe

1  drexler57346 2014-07-10

It cracks me up how there's some characters/fringe associates of O&A who EVERYBODY unites against. I guess Brother Joe is one, Roland is one, Bob Levy, anybody else?

1  LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-10

Sam. Fucking mullato mongrel.

16  lebronhypeisntreal 2014-07-10

the idea of a 10 hour podcast in which ant is drunk for over half of it is hysterical

1  LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-10

It's less hysterical than you think unless you're Intern Derek.

15  [deleted] 2014-07-10

This is brilliant, I've never really understood Live from the Compound. It's a guy filming his home life. When it was free, I could see it as just a hobby that Ant likes doing, but asking people to pay to see his home life is mental.

1  majestik6 2014-07-10

Hugh Hefner throws a lot of parties at the Playboy Mansion. I've always wondered if the place is just a glorified brothel. Basically why would anyone want to hang out at the Playboy Mansion unless there's lots of hot girls around and they're DTF?

5  Dre013 2014-07-10

Except at LFTC there are usually old fat balding guys, Ant's ugly sister, and a couple young butterfaces wandering around, damaged goods looking for daddy.

8  Lasagna_Hat 2014-07-10

Yeah, the Long Island version of the Playboy Mansion

1  LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-10

Queens Motor Inn?

1  [deleted] 2014-07-10

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1  LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-10

Haha what a fantastic line

13  pfgposter 2014-07-10

This was fantastic.

12  jimmy_mcgigglebutts 2014-07-10

"Ant comes back to yell at fans, visibly drunk and belligerent. Says he doesn't need their money"

burp SIR, SIR, NO YOU LISTEN, SIR

3  WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2014-07-10

"I'M FUCKING A MODEL!!"

10  weenus 2014-07-10

Who else is hyped for that live shot of the compound?

10  Mitchull 2014-07-10

Lol at Joe practicing scales.

6  Lasagna_Hat 2014-07-10

I died at this one....

I picture a version of public access crossed with a telethon. Anthony comes from out of camera shot and goes "Wow, that was great Joe" and Joe throws up Dio-horns and a lopsided, Special-Needs grin

2  LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-10

But enough about Joe's Bobo impression

2  LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-10

That made me cringe. I believed it so hard.

9  majestik6 2014-07-10

Biggest laugh I've had all day

8  boogsuge 2014-07-10

The future looks dark for us boys.

1  ThunderLungs 2014-07-10

Whenever I start to panic that I'll have nobody good to listen to without O&A, I just do a sort of Arya Stark-esque mantra to myself to calm myself down...

"Joe Rogan, Bill Burr, Marc Maron, Vos and Bonnie..."

They aren't O&A (and Yimmy), but... but at least I won't be alone in my own head. :(

... I know. I can already hear Opie yelling at me like a bitchy porn actress who didn't like her pictures. "BOO HOO! BOO HOO!"

8  antiph3d 2014-07-10

"Brother Joe plugs his gig at a local bodega" You got an explosive LoL from me on that one!! I actually pictured Joe in a thin aisle standing next to a few cases of Goya Malta.

2  LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-10

by that point, believing this was real, I became severely depressed.

7  cc1945 2014-07-10

Brother Joe really is an absolute fucking zero. I always hated how they could never smash him for his lame band and long, boring stories on the phone because he was Anthony's brother.

His greatest achievement in life is being in a shitty cover band doing bar gigs and he talks about it with the pride of someone who is actually successful in a real band.

1  LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-10

Your greatest achievement in life is coming here, blathering, so what's your point?

1  DontSassMeParilla 2014-07-10

Brother Joe?

6  TheActor_GreggHughes 2014-07-10

Fucking amazing post!!!

5  Phrunkis2 2014-07-10

Just remember fellas, it's only until October.

3  [deleted] 2014-07-10

It seems like Ant is gonna take this installment of LftC more seriously. fingers crossed

3  mnseats 2014-07-10

yeah but brother joe posting that announcement about "this is the future" why is he involved?

3  LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-10

I think OP's assessment is right on the mark. Joe is involved now.

2  [deleted] 2014-07-10

The DJ whiles Ants taking a break? Should I grasp at more straws?

3  BruceMittman 2014-07-10

Sponsored by Pizza D'Lusso and The Commack Motor Inn.

3  phaseMonkey 2014-07-10

And Manfreddi Autos of Staten Island!

2  wizardnug 2014-07-10

bravo sir

2  [deleted] 2014-07-10

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2  hbk72777 2014-07-10

Throw in some Central Islip stories, and I'm down with it.

2  prennis 2014-07-10

Hours 7-10 - Edgar

1  LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-10

Hour 7 - Edgar's teeth are dry Hour 8 - Edgar's teeth are wet Hour 9 - Appril phalls

1  SHUT_UP_STUPID 2014-07-10

HAHAHAHA dude I am crying hahahaha!

1  jeffrose20 2014-07-10

Am I the only one who thinks this sounds awesome?

1  LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-10

Yes.

1  FancyAndImportantMan 2014-07-10

If Brother Joe is on the show, can we at least have a live performance of "Dara"?

1  eduvallim 2014-07-10

Freakin' Perfect! Laughing my ass off!

1  ChunkArcade 2014-07-10

I dunno if this is what I want to see or not, but it made me lol heavily.

1  frrunkis 2014-07-10

I thought this was real. Funny stuff, I lost it at 'bobo trips on a wire...'

1  dandruffissexy 2014-07-10

So the few weeks delay is obvious...Ant is getting a shitload of cosmetic surgery to look 25 again so the visual element doesnt torpedo the show. It was all part of the plan, hence the new teeth early, cant pull that off in a week or two. Rumor is main sponsor will be Brother Joes Reverse Tanning Spray "For getting a whiter shade of pale"

1  LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-10

Aw, dude, this isn't real? I bought this completely. I'm a dum-dum.

But your descriptions were so specific and realistic... I'm STILL buying it.

1  WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2014-07-10

Hour 4 sounds like a pisser

1  CUNTYMOM 2014-07-10

couldnt have said it better myself, have been saying it all along, ant is one of the funniest people ever to grace a mic on radio, but he cant run a show for shit

0  Mabepossibly 2014-07-10

Bravo sir, bravo.

0  justinferrell 2014-07-10

As much as I love Ant and LFTC.. I hope that chubby unfunny guy isn't on a lot. I forget his name... The one that's always at his parties and sitting in the studio... The alleged comedian.

2  TheBobWhookidSamShow 2014-07-10

Joe Currie?

-1  justinferrell 2014-07-10

That's him!

1  LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-10

You sure it wasn't Bawby Kelly?

1  [deleted] 2014-07-10

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1  [deleted] 2014-07-10

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1  WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2014-07-10

He said chubby, not morbidly obese.

1  Sawta 2014-07-10

Better than expected

-13  Edgeplant 2014-07-10

Hour 4 Lady Di calls in

Oh god

1  LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-10

That made me just plain sad. I hope Ant never has to deal with Di again. Nobody deserves that fate.

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15  kgt5003 2014-07-10

I think the point of the post was to be funny. It worked.

3  phaseMonkey 2014-07-10

I Downvoted this post, not because it's not funny, because I fear it might be true....

3  LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-10

It's eerily accurate.

1  phaseMonkey 2014-07-10

He needs to hire the bitch who attacked him in Time Square as a sidekick. Give her 6 figures (I forget who recently said that's the going rate, TI or WhoKidd?) and then he can say anything, and have a hole to keep him on track...

wait... no that's a BAD idea.

I'm beginning to think none of the O&A crowd could be a standalone cakehorn.

1  Mitchull 2014-07-10

What did it say? I must know.

7  kgt5003 2014-07-10

Something to the effect of "I love these idiots who spend so much time making pointless posts."

I guess he didn't have the balls to just take the downvotes.. Gotta cherish those fake karma points.

1  LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-10

Really. If you say something dumb and everyone hates you, at least have the balls to just never visit that particular page again and pretend you didn't notice.

7  kgt5003 2014-07-10

Something to the effect of "I love these idiots who spend so much time making pointless posts."

I guess he didn't have the balls to just take the downvotes.. Gotta cherish those fake karma points.