Live report from the #OandAProtest

39  2014-07-07 by UncPa57yrzyng

OKAY so it could've been better guys. I got it. The turnout was lackluster and Bobo had me wanting to murder myself, and I hadn't slept for 33 hours, but at least we tried and the people who came cared enough to come, regardless if one was wearing a swastika t-shirt, while a retarded man yelled cock sucking faggots. Look I can't control these people, personally I just showed up in dark green cargo pants and a retro Montreal olympics t-shirt.

When we got there I found 3 guys already there in O&A stuff. We started talking about the show and stuff and then Bobo came and it was hilarious for like 2 minutes and then we all wanted to kill ourselves. He just BABBLES!!!! About nothing! Just "My cousin ray was at the store he bought a fish sandwich and I put it in my mouth and chewed it and ate it and then I had a coke and I met my mothers friend and" it just DOESNT STOP! And he gets really close to you and when you back away a step he takes another step and gets right in your face with his bloated alcoholic nose.

So Bobo brought these thunder sticks (perfect for a thunder head) and just starts banging them. Like really loud banging Mets thundersticks on the sidewalk without saying anything. So I made the mistake of telling him he at least has to say something to which he responded "SIRIUS XM ARE COCK SUCKING FAGGOTS!!!!!" over and over and loudly. Now this whole time security guards were stationed all around us, one guard came up to us and told Bobo to shut up. He was a really nice guy and was a fan of the show and knew Bobo, was really cool and didn't bother us at all. He actually yelled out to us that he saw Stalker Patti coming from across the street. The entire time us 4 assholes were there Sirius had him and 3 other guards watching us, along with a woman in disguise but I'll get to that later.

So Sam and Sal came walking up and they were really cool. I was pretty star struck and didn't say much to Sam because I was on 33 hours sleep and didn't wanna say something dumb. It's weird hearing and meeting someone you listen to everyday cause it's like I feel like I almost know the guy but I don't at all. I kept it cordial and thanked him for coming out and giving us all signed O&A 20th anniversary pix. It was cool to see the way he and Sal talk to Bobo off air, they're really nice to the guy. Sam took pictures with anyone who asked and stood around talking for like 10 minutes. Felt bad because Sal was overlooked because Sam was there. If he had made a separate trip he totally would've gotten the Sam Roberts reaction.

So Bobo just wouldn't start talking, he walked like 4 protesters, a couple, a guy, and another guy. So it boiled down to just me and Bobo. Now the whole time since before Sam came there has been this woman who was standing behind us with a suitcase watching us. She looked kinda homelessy and was paying attention. We didn't think twice about her until we made the Bobo speech video and she came up yelling at us, then I saw that under her shirt was the exact same shirt the other security guard had, and I realized that she was a spy!!!! The security measures really made me laugh because in the end it turned out to be a couple of assholes talking in front of a building for two hours and security probably had a huge meeting and were reading my tweets all weekend.

Anyway, yeah it was a bust but I had a semi-good time. I met Bobo and Patti, Sam and Sal, and I got a cool O&A 20th anniversary poster signed By Ope, Jim, and Ant. Wasn't that bad.

36 comments

The final Super Show.

Pretty much. I was on the train going home and was reading tweets from Lady Di saying she came and couldn't find anyone, so I left at the perfect time.

Thank you for your service

I see what you did there

Too bad it wasn't down the barrel of a gun.

There were more security guards than protesters...How fucking depressing

Depressing or hilarious?

Depressing, hilarity comes in time, like all tragedies. Though I laughed when I saw the Bobo thunderstick video and the other guy not looking impressed.

I did this for you.

it's appreciated (srs)

"I love this post. Should be a bestseller!" - novel reader.

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as long as you had fun that's all that matters.

However i think you should have offered anal sex to Sam, why I don't know but you should have anyways.

Sex for Sam I guess

Your efforts are much appreciated! :)

You're the man. Its funny that after all these years it's you and another guy in a swazi shirt and Bobo the Mets fan. You sure are the last of a dying breed.

Then patti emerges from the shadows like she's the black market salesman in resident evil 4. That's the real head Turner.

Why do you use telly.com?

Stranger, stranger...

Now that's a weapon

I'm kind of jealous. Makes me really wish I was still in NYC. At least we all now know Bobo isn't a character.

Honestly man.. thanks for the effort. If I lived near NYC and could have made it I would have definitely tried. I didn't expect much (Although I didn't expect that little either) We have definitely hit them where it hurts with the lost subs whether they admit it or not. This is WAAAYYY bigger than the last time when they were suspended. They barely had an audience then and I think SiriusXM was surprised by the reaction this time around. Kudos for the effort and a good old "your moms box" for your time.

lol why were you starstruck seeing Sam and Sal?

Yes. Well Sam. Sal eh.

ok faggots, what's next?

this is honestly the saddest thing I've ever read.

I'm gonna go read the Diary of Anne Frank to cheer myself up

The most embarrassing part of this whole story is that you were star struck by sam and sal.

"The security measures really made me laugh because in the end it turned out to be a couple of assholes talking in front of a building for two hours and security probably had a huge meeting and were reading my tweets all weekend. "

They certainly didn't have huge meetings nor were they reading tweets. Do you think they just don't have security on other days?

Do you regret..... Life?

Alright smart guy. What exactly is a thunder head? I know that "dunder head" is an insult used by the show. But a thunderhead is an ominous looking cloud.

So are you calling Bobo a cumulonimbus cloud, or are you just dumb?

Just kiddin, you're doing God's work out there pal.

Dunderhead comes from the German for thunderhead, moron.

lol bunch of losers protesting for a even a bigger loser

Congrats on embarrassing yourself

Thanks Danny!

well that's ironic

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Did you really think there would be an overwhelming respect for your Grade Point Average?

Fair enough sir

Watch out guys, we've got a badass over here.

Most people with autism are book smart. Congratulations. You're the smartest retard.

I'm calling for your firing.

Pretty much. I was on the train going home and was reading tweets from Lady Di saying she came and couldn't find anyone, so I left at the perfect time.

Thanks Danny!

Depressing, hilarity comes in time, like all tragedies. Though I laughed when I saw the Bobo thunderstick video and the other guy not looking impressed.

well that's ironic