Optimistic timeline
0 2014-07-05 by [deleted]
SiriusXM bosses put Dummy in charge for the holiday.
Dummy, who doesn't know the difference between Anthony Cumia and Sam Roberts, make knee-jerk decision to fire Ant.
Fans cancel in droves, obviously.
Real bosses get wind of this, tell Ant that Dummy was wrong, and Ant is totally not fired. But you gotta delete your tweets, all of them.
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Show returns as normal on Monday.
10 comments
5 YourOldPalHoward 2014-07-05
That press release came from high up and was very damning.
2 krbin 2014-07-05
Yep. With his Twitter feed disappearing, I would say under normal circumstances he could have reached some deal and could be returning after an apology, but the press release from SXM was pretty black and white. You don't hire back somebody you called "abhorrent".
My guess is that he was supposed to get paid $x dollars until his contact ran out in October and with his continual ranting SXM lawyers threatened to fuck with that unless he shut up. Or the black 'prostitute' did get her own lawyer and is going after him.
1 angryfetis 2014-07-05
I suspect an sxm threat. I'm not sure any legal action could have started on July 4th, but who knows.
4 Your_Hero 2014-07-05
You're right, that is optimistic.
1 UncPa57yrzyng 2014-07-05
Let us pray.
1 ScoleriBrother 2014-07-05
I leave everything in the hands of our lord dennis falcone
1 ArkL 2014-07-05
Ant isn't coming back for anything less than a lordship and for every member of management to kiss his guinea ass.
1 UncPa57yrzyng 2014-07-05
A lordship from the King of Media, inventor of everything, and father of bullshit?
1 LizardKingRumsfeld 2014-07-05
I'd say it's more 'special' than optimistic, but you run along and play now cutie.
1 wifflebb 2014-07-05
I need to know how old some of the people are coming up with these asinine theories. This is literally the most retarded one yet. Do you understand how companies work? They don't put different people 'in charge' during holiday weekends. And if they did, those people certainly wouldn't have the power to fire people and issue highly publicized press statements. You sound like a child.