Earl Douglas Thoughts About Anthony Cumia Debacle

79  2014-07-04 by EskimoEscrow

32 comments

I like black Earl

Black Earl is good people.

Notice he didn't post any of the tweets. Not because we all know what they said but because its damn hard to be the "Black friend" when the dude you're trying to defend is calling people niggers.

GTFOH.

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I feel for anybody who thinks that firing people for saying shit like this makes the country better and more tolerant, because they're going to wake up one day and be completely shocked at the prison they helped build where they reside.

See you're completly wrong. What you have now, and reddit is a great example, is a false sense of entitlement because too many people don't want to have to deal with consequences. See people online and younger people (30 and under) have been so protected and babied that the idea of having to pay for your actions is unheard of. Guess what...in the real world you deal with the consequences of your actions. Payback can and does happen and your boy Cumia is seeing that now. Callling people racist slurs isn't being honest....its being a dick. And at some point if you;re enough of a dick you get straightened out. Cumia got straightened out. Sirius knew the heat that was gonna come their way because of the actions of someone that represents their company wasn't worth it. So they cut out the disease. Thats life. Thats cause and effect. You fuck up....you pay.

So spare me the "end of society" bullshit cause I grew up in a time and area where if you say dumb shit to the wrong person to got an ass kicking. Thats the real world and you and Cumia, not me, just got your wake up call.

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I have never thought, "I wonder what Earl Douglas thinks about this?"

Holy hell is this such an honest and accurate statement it really should be the only comment here.

Well written Earl!

Say Blurred Lines again you dope.

Seeing her naked must be now a drug addict feels when he sees a big pile of heroin. Makes me want to grind my teeth.

Blurred lines. Blurred lines. Blurred lines. Burned limes.

Chocolate rainn

He wrote "blurred lines" every time he passed out from stress while writing this. Also I'm deeply offended that he keeps referencing that rape anthem and demand he lose his job tuning the radio at the hard rock cafe.

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shh don't break kayfabe vlad

After reading that, the image makes sense. I guess the event is too new to make a definitive stand with Ant. It seems this guy did the best he could while remaining somewhat neutral.

Earl has to remain neutral in the article because Ron and Fez are still SXM employees, yet many of their listeners are also O&A fans

I don't know. Ron is old-school loyal and I get the feeling he'd burn down his own career to catch SiriusXM in the flames if it really came down to it.

This aint that though.

Hm, not as good as his report of baby dinosaurs on Noah's Ark.

The lone dinosaur?

Dinosaur!

"Every morning I'd unlock the door

Lay down and I'd sleep a little more

Then I'd put away the bathroom key

Everybody was dependin on me

I eat a chicken wing with lemonade

Lord, give me strength to make another day"

FebrezeForAnthony

Sweet Bajeebi

Well said, Black Earl.

Jesus. 8 paragraphs of beating around the bush. You can tell he supports Ant, but he could have offered more insight into the situation. It doesn't help that he wrote "blurred lines" between every paragraph. You know, to really make you think.

Earl is a blowhard. Every time a celeb dies he has some story about a connection that affects him on a deep, personal level. See: Lou Reed's death and Earl struggling to name songs by him.

Earl could have smashed that whole article into a 140 character tweet and had a better effect, but that's just not who Earl is.

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writes like a middle schooler

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tldr

blurred lines

Who fucking cares what earl Douglas thinks about the situation.

He really is a terrible writer.

Is that the joke? It doesnt load?

"The situation, is, like, complicated and stuff, man."

BLURRED LINES

"Black people were slaves, and that's bad."

BLURRED LINES

"Assaulting a dude isn't cool, though."

BLURRED LINES

"Today is the fourth of july."

BLURRED LINES