I just hope someone hires Fake Roland.

Fake Roland has real talent and has proven to be just as good a booker as the real one. I hope he succeeds, unlike the real Roland, who I hope gets the measles.

Roland is a booker, he can find a job with another radio or tv gig. Erock is exec producer of a big radio show, he has prospects. Sam can do WWE gigs and c-list radio. Not sure what travis does exactly..

Not sure who Travis is exactly...

Oh no!

Erock isnt an Executive Producer. Sam is. Steve C was the last exucutive producer and they never actually fired him, they eliminated the position of executive producer until this year with Sam. And yeaaahhh... Steve C sure had alot of job "prospects" after O&A.

And Sam does not have what it takes to go on the road 300+ days a year with the WWE. We all wish he would though, so his wife could bed a new peckah 300+ days a year.

Sam can be scorches side kick

Hawk becomes Opie's personal assistant or goes and works as a producer for Scorch.

Sam becomes a fluffer for the WWE.

Travis becomes a drifter traveling the southwest on a motorcycle solving mysteries.

Roland files for unemployment and eats himself to death on government cheese.

I think they all will find other Jobs even Troy, I think Club Soda Kenny is the only one who might have a hard time.

Giant Ex-cops with decades of experience as road manager / bodyguards don't have trouble finding work trust me.

Club Sody Kenny is not a SiriusXM employee. He's employed by Opie & Anthony through there corporation. I'm sure Jimmy has a different deal worked out with him. Plus Kenny collects a pretty wealthy police pension from what I understand.

Kenny has a 30 years of service police pension & does the road with Jim. He'll be ok

Plus he knows like 50 fucking tricks, which he does without any treat reward. And he can be a nanny/maid/cook like he is for Opie. He will probably just move in with Opie and live in a linen closet.

Sleeping standing up with his hands crossed on his chest.

<lurchvoice>You rang, GH?</lurchvoice>

I hope Roland eats himself to death, fat piece of shit. Back to extra large hamburgers and extra large fries and extra large Frosties from Wendy's, fat poor mysterious fellow.

Who is Roland and why do people hate him?

Sam and Erock will be shifted to elsewhere in the company.

Roland comes from a wealthy, we'll-connected family. He won't be reading in his gourmet gastropub fare for Top Ramen.

I figured Kenny didn't make much and it was more of a hang out for him. He'll continue to be Jimmy's tour manager. Maybe he'll pick up another comedian now that he has free time but I'm sure his wife would like to him to take it easy and enjoy retirement instead.

The staff (erock, travis, troy, sal, sam, etc) is employed directly through SiriusXM so when the show ceases they will most likely be moved elsewhere with in the company. Probably producers on different shows. I assume a couple of them will get shit canned most likely Sal.

If the company won't buy Opie a new chair, I suspect they'll look at all of their paychecks, and decide to save some money.

A chair is a little different. They'll most definitely replace the channel and content with something else, plus I'm sure people leave the company and they'd rather hire within than find someone else. They always need channel programmers and producers. There's plenty of places the staff could be moved. I do expect at least a couple of them to get canned though.

You don't get how corporate america works, do you? They sweep everything under the rug, or get rid of it. They don't want anyone associated with Ant working there. It makes them look bad. Better to just get rid of them. There's millions of people who will work for half of what they make - gladly. The radio market is rough as it is.

I'm completely serious when I say they all better be punching up their resumes this weekend. They ALL have a big red target on their backs. I guarantee the suits and the lawyers have discussed this all, and they have a plan to wipe the company of any O&A references, the only thing stopping them from doing it now is Opie's contract.

Besides, lets be realistic. Erock is the only one with any real experience outside of the show, he knows what's expected, and has to know how good he had it working for them. They don't even bother with staff meetings or show prep. Sam doesn't know how to do at leafs half of the job he has. You really think anyone wants him?

I tend to think Sam's radio days are over, unless he takes a lower position at a place like Scorch's station, or as a towel boy at the WWF.

I have a good idea how it works and they kept Troy after pretty big mess that upset a lot of high level executives and on air talent like the out q guys. These rants were made by Anthony an independently contracted employee. The staff had nothing to do with it. They'll land somewhere else in the company. Erocks wife works for the company too I guess they'll shit can her for her association right? Dennis Falcone? Fired. Jenny Hutt? Fired. I think you're being extreme here.

I think you're being a little cunt, who doesn't like being told he's wrong.

Jenny Hutt? Really? You had to stretch it that far, to make your dumb point?

Oh literal princecharmin you didn't take the Jenny Hutt comment seriously did you? The staff will be fine for the most part. No one is going to care if Sal lands a job programming other channels.

That sucks, Sal tries hard at his dumb job.

Erock is the one who I really hope lands on his feet.

And where does this leave The Erik Nagel Show?

Erock has numerous podcasts and movies to work on. He'll be fine. The Consumerist will be a media icon, someday.

Fuck Sam. He'll probably move back home with mommy and daddy and bore his neighbors to death with stories of how he was a radio star.

Travis...I don't know much about Travis. Or is it Troy? Does he still work there, but can't be on air? Or is that Travis?

I hope Roland dies of a massive coronary when he's forced to eat "pedestrian" food again. They'll find his massive, bloated corpse in a Manhattan alley with a "Will blow you for a cronut" sign, clutching a 7-11 hot dog with a grimace on his fat, greasy face, his other hand clutching a big, fat baloney man tit.

Roland keeps his gig because XM always needs talent bookers. Sam ends up working on some top 40 show. E-Rock gets the boot because he makes six figures and Sirius is cheap. What does Travis do, anyways? Fired, so fired.

Yes, the irony is that the most loved person on the show (E-Rock) is the one that gets fired, and the most hated (Roland) skates through.

Welcome to Corporate America.

Uh, no. Roland only has a job there, because O&A insisted on it.

Buh bye, Roland. Would you like your severance in cronuts, or bbq?

Not worried about travis. He can always practice medicine.

Damn it might be game over for my boy Sam

We can only hope that Sam will move over to Ron & Fez. I would love to see Fez and Sam slap fight each other every day.

They are employees of Sirus/XM, not contract talent. They will be reassigned to another channel.

They get buried with Ant and his trinkets

They're canned unless O&J stay on with Soder or another comic or O&A do a terrestrial show where they have a budget to hire them.

And fucktards assume Monday its going to be "The Opie and Dan show". "And why didnt Bill Burr say anything on twitter about Anthony? Hes like Louie, too famous foe the bbbboys"

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. God if 1% of you redditors werent funny assholes i REALLY would never be here

I was sad at first for them but they have no balls and have not mentioned this at all. Fucking stand up for one of the guys who's made you famous and fucking do something.

I think you're being a little cunt, who doesn't like being told he's wrong.

Jenny Hutt? Really? You had to stretch it that far, to make your dumb point?