I watched it in 3D and found it pretty cool. It was a date night with my girlfriend, she knew nothing about spiderman and enjoyed it so it might be worth a date.
This is my thread. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My thread is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My thread, without me, is useless. Without my thread, I am useless. I must post in my thread true. I must post straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must post about him before he posts me. I will...
My thread and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...
My thread is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my thread clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My thread and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!
So I just took this animal spirit quiz and it turns out my AS is a spider. I suppose the life of a spider isn't too bad (though living and eating on something that comes out of my asshole doesn't sound great), but I think this means my spirit is destined to be squashed beneath some schlub's boot. Naturally, I'm a tad disconcerted.
I have "Oh Dara" stuck in my head because some twat just posted it. A few days ago I couldn't stop the line "chain hang chain hang to my dingalang" from replaying in my head all day long.
I just accidentally fapped to a dead porn star. I'm feeling a bit weird about it, but think I have just stumbled upon a new fetish...life is not going quite as well as I'd hoped.
49 comments
4 PanzerSmanzer 2014-07-03
Anyone catch any good movies lately?
6 i_saw_nothing 2014-07-03
I'm going to see this tomorrow. Fuck this heat. The trailer looks awesome.
6 DoubleGuns 2014-07-03
They just give the whole movie away from the trailer.
4 i_saw_nothing 2014-07-03
The stupid industry does this for everything, but I'm a sucker for special effects. It's not stopping me.
2 NewarkChevelle 2014-07-03
Recently watched Enemy. Weird ass movie, had to read some spoilers to get it. It's pretty good
1 PanzerSmanzer 2014-07-03
Oh man, I've been meaning to check that out. Thanks for the reminder.
2 Moh7 2014-07-03
Spiderman was pretty cool I liked it
1 PanzerSmanzer 2014-07-03
I just can't get into the new Spiderman movies. Maybe I need to take another look to see if it holds true.
2 Moh7 2014-07-03
I watched it in 3D and found it pretty cool. It was a date night with my girlfriend, she knew nothing about spiderman and enjoyed it so it might be worth a date.
2 JessicaMessica 2014-07-03
No, but thank you for reminding me that I need to send back the netflix DVD I've had for the past 3 months.
2 rumpumpumpum 2014-07-03
The RoboCop Remake looks like fun.
2 [deleted] 2014-07-03
I saw the Illusionist on youtube. It fucking sucked.
2 EdmundRice 2014-07-03
Blow-Up, Red Desert and the Amazing Spiderman.
1 [deleted] 2014-07-03
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1 YouAintGotToLieCraig 2014-07-03
I tried to, but I had a hole in my net :(
4 PanzerSmanzer 2014-07-03
This is my thread. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My thread is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My thread, without me, is useless. Without my thread, I am useless. I must post in my thread true. I must post straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must post about him before he posts me. I will...
My thread and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...
My thread is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my thread clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My thread and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!
3 [deleted] 2014-07-03
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/Full-Metal-Jacket-bathroom-590x350.jpg
2 humblebrag 2014-07-03
Spoken like a true whackbagger.
3 PanzerSmanzer 2014-07-03
Spelling wackbag like whackbag is hilarious...see, because it's whack. Good one.
1 humblebrag 2014-07-03
I actually meant no offense, but yeah. I am showing my age.
2 PanzerSmanzer 2014-07-03
Oh jeez, I thought you did, so I was being defensive. My humblest apologies, sir.
Reset the fucking clock!
4 PanzerSmanzer 2014-07-03
So I just took this animal spirit quiz and it turns out my AS is a spider. I suppose the life of a spider isn't too bad (though living and eating on something that comes out of my asshole doesn't sound great), but I think this means my spirit is destined to be squashed beneath some schlub's boot. Naturally, I'm a tad disconcerted.
1 [deleted] 2014-07-03
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3 PanzerSmanzer 2014-07-03
You ever get a song stuck in your head for days? I've had the New Order song Ceremony bouncin' around the ole' noggin for a while now.
3 JessicaMessica 2014-07-03
I have "Oh Dara" stuck in my head because some twat just posted it. A few days ago I couldn't stop the line "chain hang chain hang to my dingalang" from replaying in my head all day long.
5 PanzerSmanzer 2014-07-03
My condolences.
4 JessicaMessica 2014-07-03
Endless days turn into sleepless niiiiiights :(
2 Opprobriousness 2014-07-03
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7XZpgmZFEU
1 PanzerSmanzer 2014-07-03
Oof, that's a rough one to have stuck in your head. Suddenly my earworm predicament seems a whole lot better.
2 Opprobriousness 2014-07-03
The "fine romance" is a nice image. In these trying times, we could all use a little love.
2 [deleted] 2014-07-03
This Must be the Place by Talking Heads has been in my head for a week.
3 TexansAndMavericks 2014-07-03
I started coming here last November, has there been any event in past that has caused this much activity on this subreddit? This is getting nuts.
6 PanzerSmanzer 2014-07-03
Yeah, my personal thread is really catching on.
2 TheActor_GreggHughes 2014-07-03
Philly Crew
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1 [deleted] 2014-07-03
The Philly Crew needs their own thread
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2 [deleted] 2014-07-03
This thread is hilarious.
2 Scoop216 2014-07-03
YANKEES, Haya Doin'? how-Haya Doin'? YANKEES, Haya Doin'? how-Haya Doin'?
1 Opprobriousness 2014-07-03
Philadelphia Crew.
11 TheActor_GreggHughes 2014-07-03
That's not how we do it.
1 tibber2 2014-07-03
How DO we do it, Philly Crew?
2 tibber2 2014-07-03
Has the Philly Crew abandoned us in our time of need?
1 PanzerSmanzer 2014-07-03
I just accidentally fapped to a dead porn star. I'm feeling a bit weird about it, but think I have just stumbled upon a new fetish...life is not going quite as well as I'd hoped.
0 PanzerSmanzer 2014-07-03
Philly Crew
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-2 PanzerSmanzer 2014-07-03
Well, my day's complete.
0 mynu 2014-07-03
Philly crew, how do you do it?
1 [deleted] 2014-07-03
The Philly Crew needs their own thread