My theory on what really happened...
0 2014-07-03 by SlipperyWeasel99
Completely hypothesized, possibly fictionalized theory as to what really happened...
Like the creeper picture of the woman from behind, he took an ass shot of his attacker. But because he was under the scaffolding, his flash went off (or was more prominent in a semi-enclosed place, or the shutter was louder, whatever...), giving him away. She whirled around, pissed, leading to the first photo we saw of her wagging his finger at him. After that, things devolved quickly.
I just don't see him taking an obvious face shot of a woman, white or especially, black. He's just not that ballsy.
Yeah, I have way too much times on my hand.
Eta: Yeah, something like this
33 comments
7 pekingoose 2014-07-03
I think the worst thing is that Ant is being labeled a creeper by all the bloggers.
LOL
6 weenus 2014-07-03
He is a creeper. He's made a career off of dating teenagers when he's well into the 50s.
He's living the creeper dream.
6 pekingoose 2014-07-03
Racist old Creeper, and proud of it!
1 Spokker 2014-07-03
If you have the money, why wouldn't you bang an 18-year-old?
0 weenus 2014-07-03
Not my thing. I've always preferred closer in age or older.
The last person on earth I'd want to talk to is a teenaged bimbo who would fuck a 50 year old.
3 Spokker 2014-07-03
You pump 'em and dump 'em.
-1 weenus 2014-07-03
Unfortunately not my thing. I dunno why. I'd rather have the car for a while and enjoy it as opposed to rent it for a night and crash it into a wall.
3 Ignatius_Oh_Reilly 2014-07-03
People don't age like Shelby Mustangs (I'm talking the real ones from the late 60s), they/we age like Ford Fiestas. You can't blame someone for wanting to enjoy a better ride.
0 weenus 2014-07-03
There's no guarantee that an 18 year old is better.
0 Ignatius_Oh_Reilly 2014-07-03
To each their own. I'm an aesthetics and energy guy, I like feeling that instinctual rush more. I have no interest in fancy new positions. Porn star sex isn't a selling point to me, too complicated.
-1 pervyjeffo 2014-07-03
I don't even have money and I'm banging an 18 year old. I'm only 30 and not 50 though.
3 pekingoose 2014-07-03
yeah,but who wants to bang teenage boys.
1 JimmyCartersBalls 2014-07-03
It sucks because we all know how outrageous this is ironically due to Ants deep seated racism. Unfortunately this wouldnt be a good counter point since thats the reason hes being put on blast now. Guess he has to take the plea deal and settle with perv instead of racist . . . unless we can somehow prove that hes an avid contributor to /r/candidfashionpolice
0 ScoleriBrother 2014-07-03
He did say a few days ago that he takes pictures of people in their apartments, which is a bit creepy
5 cronuts 2014-07-03
Makes no sense. He literally said he'd rather blow a dude than sleep with a black chick in a tweet yesterday, so certainly don't know why he'd be trying to bag creepshots of one.
2 JohnQNo1 2014-07-03
methinks the guinea doth protest too much
1 Phrunkis2 2014-07-03
Link to tweet?
3 cronuts 2014-07-03
https://twitter.com/AnthonyCumia/status/484282434360340480
1 SlipperyWeasel99 2014-07-03
Or this one, which proves otherwise.
1 peatbog_mystery 2014-07-03
Larry Craig
3 [deleted] 2014-07-03
People don't buy 3,000$ lenses to use flash in city streets
1 SlipperyWeasel99 2014-07-03
Right...why I gave myself the out with the shutter sound. Regardless of what it was, I think he was found out somehow taking a picture of her from behind.
1 weenus 2014-07-03
We are talking about Ant here. He would throw 3,000$ at a pillowcase if someone told him it was the best.
2 [deleted] 2014-07-03
70-200 is one of the best lenses Canon makes. It's really good. Ant also knows about cameras.
It's also strong enough to survive a street beating.
0 weenus 2014-07-03
I don't doubt that the lens is top notch. That's not really what I meant. I just meant Ant buys a lot of frivolous shit. This is a guy who has a dinosaur statue in his backyard and a theater, studio and karaoke bar in his basement.
1 [deleted] 2014-07-03
well at least most of it is useful, the dinosaur... yeah that's a bit much
2 weenus 2014-07-03
I would like to see the original pic that started the dispute. The picture circulated featuring her in full frame is clearly after the dispute began. She's already gesturing towards him and jawing. I get the feeling Ant was taking photos of her initially in a mocking way rather than for some sexual nature.
Do we know if the picture of the woman from behind took place before the beating, or did he take that afterwards to prove a point?
Ant doesn't strike me as the kind of guy who would be taking creepshots of people on foot. He's more like the kind of guy who would sit in his tinted Escalade or spy on his neighbors with his drone. He's usually more aware of his own safety.
3 Opprobriousness 2014-07-03
Agreed.
I got the feeling he was taking pictures of trashy women out late on the streets.
That other chick looks great from the back.
1 weenus 2014-07-03
The timing of when he shot that other pic is important for the context of pretty much everything.
If he shot that prior to the beating, he really was just getting some creeper shots of women who were out and about at that hour. If it were after the beating, he shot the pic to prove a point and it's not really proof that he was shooting creeper shots prior.
I personally think he was probably shooting the woman who beat him for a site like n_mania (to talk shit) as opposed to /r/creepershots (to beat his nasty pud).
1 SlipperyWeasel99 2014-07-03
Exactly my point (about seeing the original picture). Hadn't considered the second girl to be a decoy. Good thought. Regardless, a creep shot is a creep shot is a creep shot. (Edited for clarity.)
2 freeponyrides 2014-07-03
My theory is that she smelled gunpowder and Escalade pleather on Ant and got horny and tried to rape him.
1 [deleted] 2014-07-03
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-1 SlipperyWeasel99 2014-07-03
Fake? Possibly. Gay? Only if she was a he.
1 [deleted] 2014-07-03
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-1 Spokker 2014-07-03
Is Ant going to take up chess next?
3 pekingoose 2014-07-03
yeah,but who wants to bang teenage boys.