I'm not comfortable telling people over the internets what I do for a living. I don't need any shenanigans muking up my jobsite. I'll tell ya what I don't do is cut corners

I fist 3 year-olds

I put food on the table, that's what I do for a living. I pack a sandwich in the morning, grab my container of coffee and then I'm out on the job site till the horn blows. Punch in, punch out, that's my day. You go learn your fancy javascripts, I'm happy with a hammer in my hand and the sun on my back.

Mind your fucking business and let's get back to hating Opie and Sam.

I go on reddit and write hurtful things about Opie.

Thumb wrestling referee. Shit is so cash.

I critique greeting cards for a major metropolitan newspaper via a thumbs up/thumbs down system.

What if they're just in the middle, neither bad nor good but just mediocre?

Caddy golf courses for the mafia

Do you get a little taste?

Were you a candy kid too?

Hope you remember where you buried the tampons

I'm a Folly Steeper.

"What do YOU do for a living, character?"

I work for the free money store aka welfare

tin knocker

I put up numbers

Raping immigrants.

I'm Saaaaammm

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I'm a water treatment plant operator (aka doin god's work).

Cheek surgeon

I'm paranoid for a living.

I send the automated tweets for opie and others.

What do YOU do?

They call me the candy kid. I can get whatever you want.

Didn't we do this already?

Prolapsed asshole taste-tester.

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