When will Opie's wife leave him for younger dick?
0 2014-06-30 by FresnoJefferson
She's like 25+ years younger than him, so it's only a matter of time. I say as soon as their youngest starts 1st grade.
0 2014-06-30 by FresnoJefferson
She's like 25+ years younger than him, so it's only a matter of time. I say as soon as their youngest starts 1st grade.
14 comments
5 present_day_memories 2014-06-30
You have made 7 Opie threads in the last 2 weeks.
-4 FresnoJefferson 2014-06-30
You're welcome.
3 TheMonkfish 2014-06-30
Yeah he's been awful on-air for a while but this is in poor taste.
-2 FresnoJefferson 2014-06-30
You really think so? So you're saying I shouldn't have created this thread?
2 TheMonkfish 2014-06-30
I'm not saying that, but I don't know that I would have put this one out there. He's recently been a subpar contributor to the show but by all accounts he's a great dad and good guy off air, so this one resonated with me a bit (maybe my paper thin skin is why I never took to Wackbag.)
Anyhoo - no harm done OP.
2 BlueScreenOfDer 2014-06-30
Hope he learned from Ant's past and had her sign a pre-nup.
2 TriplH 2014-06-30
Pre-nups would only apply to the money he made before they were married. And now that he has two kids, he'd get killed with child support.
2 SinisterExxaggerator 2014-06-30
Yep and people with money get it the worst.
1 vincentgallosdick 2014-06-30
An Opie break down over a divorce might actually be entertaining.
2 WNEW 2014-06-30
While we're on the topic: What's your love life like OP?
-2 FresnoJefferson 2014-06-30
As a promiscuous bisexual man it's pretty damn good. I get puss whenever I want and I get that dick whenever I want, and I'm only 20 y/o. Just wait 'til I'm old enough to get into the clubs, son.
3 WNEW 2014-06-30
Stopped reading right there, you're a faggot who can't commit. Keep it moving.
1 Sentinel_Event 2014-06-30
I think she's 20 years younger so she just turned 30.
1 jasonsutliff 2014-06-30
1 jasonsutliff 2014-06-30