Get that out from between the crib bars Uncle Paul!

71  2014-06-28 by [deleted]

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shooka shooka shooka, thurrrsty lil' fella?

heh heh heh shhuuuure

Even without the Uncle Paul reference this thing is insane! I don't even know where to start with it, the idea of treating your kid like a hamster or that they suggest loading it with energy drink or stew.

Yeah shuuure put the stew in there get it all nice and creamy first a he a he ahe. Yeah you used to drink up the stew when you was a kid.

And that's another thing, they don't even mention sardine erl.

You just made it feel like my spine was replaced with ice cubes.

It's a gag gift box that you can order in case you didn't know.

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"They were in a relationship! "

That father should go to jail! Interfering with a married couple like that. You can't just go beatin people up!

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"She's four!" "That's what I mean, she's ready to travel."

Goin at it like a little gerbil!

She's slippin and slappin at it with her little hands!

No fucking way...

edit: turns out i was right.

For those who don't know, it's a gag gift box... http://prankpack.com/products/crib-dribbler Sorry to be a literal lyle here.

HAY DATS MY JOB!

belt jingles "Suppah time."

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Yeah shuuure put the stew in there get it all nice and creamy first a he a he ahe. Yeah you used to drink up the stew when you was a kid.

It's a gag gift box that you can order in case you didn't know.

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