Bobo breaking character as the Fugitive, awright
http://youtu.be/DBDpxXFbXmU?t=2m8s

This is a good one. When Mr. Maloonigans barked and Bobo stumbled I was fucking dieing.

i thought Bobo bumbled into a guy walking his dog a little too close THE DOG GOT A LITTLE TOO CLOSE

As annoying as Bobo can be, when he's funny that motherfucker will have me laughing all week every time I think of whatever he did. That time they got him saying all that shit to his mom, and banging the pots & pans in his house? Holy shit was that funny.

Literally today he had me laughing my ass of. After having not seen him on Twitter in a while, Dr Steve responded to a guy asking about vaccinations for adult pertussis and Kurlan chimes in with "vaccines made me retarded".

Meet the Mets!

The one man band was great. Also the time they were on the phone with him at the DMV and made him shout all sorts of heinous shit.

God. I didn't listen to the show for a few months and decided to put in my headphones and listen to the radio so I could drown out my cunt boss being a complete bitch. I tuned in right as they were taking the call for Bobo that lead to "Bobo's One Man Band". I was laughing so hard I was in tears. There's was no way I could stay in such an awful pissed off mood after hearing that.

a-a-schnewwwwwduhl...

This one had me shaking! Amazing little moron.

By far one of my favorites. I can't believe that was almost 5 years ago already.

Listening to Patrice laughing during the up and down game.

Patrice on Lady Gaga with Ant and Joe. One of my favourite fucking things ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2GGpR44fWM

I still hear Patrice do the opening lines of the song whenever someone says something they think is profound near me.

This song.... This song is dedicated to every person who has ever struggled... every person who faces hardships... this.... is for you...

....

OHHH WEEE OH BABAAAA BAWEEEE BABA BOOOO

I don't even need to listen to start laughing.

Ooommm beee oooooop daa daaaaaa

The best line I think I ever heard on the show: The 2002 in studio Norton roast with Patrice, Colin, and Vos. Back when Jim was pudgy but not really heavy.

Patrice said, "You know what? Norton is shaped like any container you pour him in."

That 'back alley Tunisian knife fighter" line that Colin said about Ant killed me.

Google Tunisian.

Spare me the lesson. How did I fuck up?

It just shows how perfect the line was.

It's about 1:00 A.m. here. I'm well aware that Colin is way smarter than me. Just clue me to what I was missing.

If you search google images for Tunisian knife fighter, an actor shows up that looks a lot like ant.

That's the best line I've ever heard. That whole segment where Colin comes in and just annihilates for 15 minutes is my favorite segment of this show ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f91Ty9F2WlU

Colin Quinn is a killer. He is the last of the regulars after Patrice passed that still does the show a lot. Burr is on hit shows Bobby ,Vos ,Derosa all have podcasts that they have to keep running.

greatest line on the show ever, plus greatest show ever, also great is one of patrice's rare bombs, i gotta listen to it at least once on the weekend.

"We can hear you're bones cracking from here, captain arthritis...stop sittin there all cool"

awkward silence......Jim says, "Captain Arthritis?" Then Patrice knows it's coming.

Even though it technically doesn't make sense captain arthritis almost works.

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Bill Burr's Grandma.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IpeBtNWf_0

Is this All the way May?

"I'll bet all the way may took a couple fingers in the shitter." was my favorite.

All The Way May was Opies great-aunt, I think.

Jimmy calling animals caught in the BP oil spill "oil thieves"

Purple suit and a gigantic coffin

When Bobo called to congratulate "Lady Nyuhhhh". I think it was March 24th.

And wasn't that the same segment as "water buffaler"? He buffled water better than anyone!

I do believe so.

I work in a very quiet office and couldn't stop laughing. people were peeking out of their office doors to see what was wrong. About as good as the time Sam got Marion with deez

Fuck when they listened back to that it was funny.

Anyone got a link?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbnJl7imiYs 13:10 minute mark.

Here's the time coded link for lazy people

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The Shockmaster

or

When they were ripping on that guy in the wheelchair and coming up with song parodies like "I'm Rolling on Sunshine"

The Shockmaster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE38amzZIng

When they were ripping on that guy in the wheelchair and coming up with song parodies like "I'm Rolling on Sunshine"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MfvRmm0wP4

Shockmaster starts here

Uncle Paul defending a molester, you can hear Jimmy's wheezy laugh as he tries to get the punchline out.

I love how all of Jimmy's characters are idiots that mispronounce everything

Tagging on, the Jerry Sandusky-era.

"San-disk-ee" -- Uncle Paul is the best.

When Louis CK stopped by and did a live commentary over Paul O's horrendous movie Gap. It was just magnificent http://youtu.be/yra-RGHdw-4

The first time I listened to Jim talk about his movie idea "The Rape of Agatha Tinsley"

Here's the audio

One of my favorite clips ever.

Why wouldn't you link it in your comment like literally everyone else has?

I hope you die in a fiery car wreck and your smoldering charred body gets raped to ashes by a colony of lepers.

You're trying too hard, babe.

Sorry, I was taking a shit and thus on my phone.

When they riffed about Paul McCartney's wife's miscarriage by changing lyrics to Beatles songs

Here's the audio.

I listen to this like once a month, fucking hilarious

it's so unbelievably brutal. The fact that Ant & Jim are both like "were going to hell" but keep coming up with them is amazing.

When Opie hung up on that guy whose wife died. I laugh every time I hear it. And on top of it is Ant and Jimmy's reactions. It's probably the best comedy Opie has ever done.

I just drooled

everything is so fucking funny about it. jimmy's shocked silence all of it. fuck.

Ant's "Japanese Hairstyles" skit. As soon as that traditional Japanese music kicks in the background while he is doing his Japanese imitation...gets me every time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsJGsPoO0Nw

Oh my GOD, me too. I can't even fucking deal. I know I'm just completely fucked for about the next five minutes after I hear it. One of his all time funniest bits.

That's the amazing shit on the show. A throwaway line/impression that then organically transforms into a bit within a minute

Patrice - it's raining stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtjQr6i-mN8

Fuck this clip reminded me of home much I loved the clip of them watching Tara Reid's show

paralazyed opie/burn victim comic

the show at its greatest when they can just riff on one topic and its gold.

"the show was so much better when opie could walk"

Wheel Em Out Wednesdays may be the funniest thing a listener has ever said.

Holy fuck. I laughed for 10 minutes straight...... Paralyzed Opie is possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard.

Probably Jim Jeffries smashing the bimbo.

Jimmy's irish accent coming out when speaking to Ozzy - "Goin' to the gym 'n' eatin' butter!"

They replay it here, and make fun of Jimmy.

This made me squirm.

when Ant talks.

Ozzy leaving the pile of books behind that Jimmy bought for his birthday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYQ3FCW5hV4#t=350

That was funny.

Oh God I love that. The build up alone is great because Jim is so cringe inducing.

"You're healthy and I am happy you are here"

Oh Jimmy

Probably during Jimmy's childhood pranks story: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lukWj68hyIs

So many gems. "Hey whore, have some mustard." "He sat down and got fuckin' chocolate all over his old back."

once a month the phrase "Hey Stanley, let's throw hot oil on him!" pops into my head and makes me laugh uncontrollably.

I've listened to this 30+ times. I play this for my roommates and with no context about the show they enjoy it massively as well

Bobby gets upset by caller's insult

Ant destroys caller whose daughter died

The infamous Cake Stomp

Recent ones that come to mind:

• "you missed it Bobby, ya big fat pig": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqfwcTpFVgs

• "....but then the AIDS came, so then they made us do dildo fuck shows...." (more so Ant and Colin's reaction afterwards. Ant's impression of Sandy is hysterical): http://youtu.be/PiTsvH_e8NA?t=50m50s

• The Bill Burr, Joe DeRosa, Bob Kelly, but no Jim Norton movie saga: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3GiMpeB7pE

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Came here to say the part about Bobby. I cry every fucking time. Just the way Jimmy reacts.

Your Baby is Dea∂

MY BABY IS BLACK

Opie came up with the idea that there should be unattractive people on the news. With the help of Anthony, Jimmy and Bobby it progressed into burn victim weatherman jokes. Ant said they all called him ol' Flute Ears every time the wind blew and he started blowing into his slide whistle.

It was 2007 or 2008 and I've never been able to find the audio or show date.

Holy shit. This.

fucking. im loling reading this. haven't heard this yet.

I think you are slightly misremembering it, because this must be it.

i was practically in tears when Vos gave his password on the air. "Peax faux" was born from that.

• Whenever they bring up The Ropers theme song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GIZrBolRS0

• Piggy boy takes a fridgey ride. That whole segment was amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9F-RFIZwfY

• Dr. Steve Chipperson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiuFGFizkxs

• Jimmy's celebrity ghost story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJXug031KWY

• $25,000 Pyramid, especially when Jimmy asks "where was that bitch" about Bobo's mom and he very literally answers "Ehhh she was in upstate, she was in upstate." Vos, Norton, Bobby, Ira, Bobo, Oscar; perfection.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQkNIwtisqM#t=81

EDIT: How you I forget Bobo's "Knock it off, spade!" to Patrice after talking dirty about Christina.

"That song ruins lives."

"It's the sound of an orphan getting molested with a balloon animal."

I just listened to this again, holy shit was it funny. This is where that "Control The Boner" production piece came from. Nothing makes me laugh harder than when Sam starts writing nasty shit and handing it to Bobo to say. I love how excited Bobo gets to say it, he can't get it out fast enough, ha ha.

imitating a callers whistle on his "s"s. The moment when ant perfects his technique is just awesome. Live long and prosper!

Whenever Erock stands up for himself and everyone goes, "Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

You fuckin' buried this cocksucka! Take out us you hoofed animal.

The Loper, Smitty, and Randi Jocktober. Jimmy in on fire, his line at 1 hour 29 mins is fucking perfect.

Ant talking about Chyna the wrestler's clit: "You could stick four fingers in her and thumb wrestle"

When they asked Homeless Charlie what he did for money: "Collect cans, mug old bitches..."

Patrice talking about how you die in Call of Duty: "...and then they give you a quote from some famous war guy. 'War is crazy shit!' -Alexander The Great"

Maxwell having a complete mental breakdown.

The newfoundland jessie ventura fan.

And Uncle Pauls "Crib Bars" line.

When Anthony was doing the Australian accent and said, "Hit her right in the freckle"

Bobo saying nigger without even a smidgeon of hesitation during the $25,000 pyramid with Vos and Bobby.

When Jimmy called 911 for the stolen bus was a work of art.

http://youtu.be/UA40Kwl3eYM

http://youtu.be/SH64SjcMD4M

Jim Norton's Leif Garrett bomb. 13 car crashes.

Get out of the way you stupid microphone!!! Oooofff, great one Opie

The whole Tony Danza thing had me howling.

Two words: rock coat.

Rock Coat mon'

June 19th, 2008 - Otto: "It's like Tor Johnson bobbing for gonorrhea." when Pat was going down on Lisa Sparxxx.

A lot of god ones in here, so I'm gonna go recent with B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b... Thanks whoever that was again.

Either Deaf Karaoke, the weird animal delicacies "gorilla taint" or when Jimmy sang to Kenny "you've got the people skills of a hornet, fa la-la-la la"

The last one: Jim Norton Destroys Club Soda Kenny: http://youtu.be/rRFRFC1HZak

The first time I heard Boardroom Jimmy

this was one of the first days i started listening and i laughed so hard.

Any time ant brings out the slide whistle. I have almost gotten onto a car accident several times due to that fucking thing.

Toot-el-ee-doo!

For some reason Jim talking about jimmy fallons secret that he picks up puppies and swings them hit me weird and I couldn't stop laughing

"Ramon! Hogwash is what Jim does in the tub after he abuses the gargoyle of a fat girl!" ("Cuss Control" guy)

Remembering Laci

O&A vs. the Tony Danza Show

Woman calls Howard

Now, if it's shit that made me late for work (i.e., captivating)... Breur's Pizza Man and when the Nicoleaky (literal) shit hit the fan.

Besides what is already listed:

Face Off

Independence Day

He died of Ammmmmmbien

Anarchy Radio is up there. But it doesn't hold up as well.

My favorite is when Jimmy came up with the hat removal service

All the mastic shit... especially with Louis and Nick Dip

The riffing on "The Boat Movie". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhTlj1fWehk

That whole week, any time the boys said that in the Scott Shannon voice, I cracked up.

The very first time Jimmy ever came up with his "Todd Pettingal phony phone call," that's gotta be in my top 10 hardest I've ever laughed at Jimmy. "You gave me a haircut with a LAWN-MOWER." My fucking jaw hurt from laughing so hard, like it made my face hurt.

I think one of them was "yeah, your wife got raped and hit with a brick" bowwww

It was after 9/11 and Anthony was doing his impression of Tom Brokaw. It was a rant about Islamic camel jockeys or something to that effect. It was from the old days of terrestrial radio so it was full of beeps, but the beeps made it funnier somehow. It was great.

Yeah, I remember those days. How great was his Brokaw, I miss that one. "En Bee Cee NAGH'LY news..." (Nightly News Theme plays) Remember the one where he did Brokaw as Maverick from Top Gun? Ha ha

I do. It's hard to explain to some people but those beep laden rants were epic because they could say worse things then they do now. They can actually say it now but don't because it's so heinous. The beeps saved them and made the bit.

god i miss his Brokaw. this bit alone is what made me love the show. sitting at my desk crying laughing like a lunatic.

i see a lot of Opie not being mentioned in here lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_ed3prhv1E

When Bawby, Burr and Dane were in talking about their early careers in standup.

http://youtu.be/CtryFlzfFp4

The first day on the air at XM. I didn't really know what to expect. And just them bitching about interns and goofing on them. It was a good day.

Patty's orgasm, from Jimmy fingering her. I was in Panama City for spring break, working. I had boobs and dicks all around, and I didn't care. I was listening to a women in her 50s orgasming on the radio.

Baby bird.

The up and down game with Patrice.

The first day on the air at XM. I didn't really know what to expect. And just them bitching about interns and goofing on them. It was a good day.

DILLON!

Remember that episode where Bill Burr had just gotten back from Sweden? And he said that guy was like "Come to my house, ve'll have a par-tee!" And then Anthony started doing "Swedish Dice?" I remember I was jogging around a park, with lots of people around, I had to fucking stop running and try not to laugh loudly in public to myself, like a goddamn maniac. I couldn't run for like 5 minutes, trying to fucking recover from that.

sounds like a fuckin hoot

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"Read this palm, you gypsy bitch"

Jim talking about Joshua's Potty

Probably Rich Vos performing at the Overlook.

Also, two Travis moments that still get me. Travis breaking a chair, and Travis describing the Burger King bacon shake.

Oh NO!

Louis and Patrice were always magic together, but this was my favorite. Everyone in the room could feel it happening, and it just exploded. Ant's "Jesus!" gets me the most.

Slave Girl and the Up & Down game are my runner ups.

My mate came over to my house for a few drinks and we ended up playing music and videos on the computer. I played Baby Bird for him. I had seen it ~10 times but never with anybody else. His reaction was a mirror of my first reaction and we laughed for so long. Then I called Monster Rain and we blew each other under my desk.

Loved the bit where they would take callers and slowly introduce the oncoming distance train clip. The caller would seem oblivious as he kept on rambling until finally at the perfect moment, the caller would stop and go whats that noise? and then the train sound would smash whatever it hit. I laughed so hard I literally crumpled to my knees.

The retarded Wizard of Oz bit where they had Nick Swardson give them a retarded pardon. It was an hour long HBO documentary about retarded adults putting on a play and it was just relentless. I would give my left nut to find that clip.

January 3, 2006. Hope this helps. I can't find it anywhere on YouTube though.

edit: About 1 hour 20 minutes in.

Just woke up and got to my job, sitting in a surveillance room for 12 hours, you good sir just made my whole day.

Bobo using 1950s racist language toward Patrice..

Patrice "It's raining stuff" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtjQr6i-mN8&feature=kp

Jim talking about Travis's mom.

Travis: "the guy was a divorce lawyer, so he got it into her head ..."

Ant: "He sure did!"

bwahahahaha

When they were listening to the Elvis channel and they ripped the Colonel to fucking shreds man that colonel was crazy, but you know the colonel

Two lines from that had me laughing so hard.

"The colonel set an infant on fire. Elvis laughed."

"I'm not signing shit you fat bitch."

"You got a 13 year old sister I can shack up with" had me howling

Best of 2013

I've laughed plenty but the one line that I remember specifically was early on when Jim was doing Chip and he started getting into fights with Sam. Chip started saying something and Sam tried to interrupt and immediately Chip said:

"SHUT UP, TWO RACE!"

I think I remember laughing hard because this was the first time Chip was pissed.

Anthony was talking about hanging with his friend Kirby and Chip snickered "What's his last name? Your-Enthusiasm-y?" Lost it.

probably when they called the old 'special' guy at mcdonalds and ant fired him

When Opie, Ant, and Jim were riffing about Mimi Beardsley. I walked around singing the Mimi Beardsley song for a month straight.

Show Song

"Don't mention the tahhhd in the basement! You can relieve Teddy's stress, but don't mention dumbella downstairs!" Fucking lose it every time.

"Mimi Beardsley, would ya eat my ahss"

"Ich bin ein stinkydick!"

"her name is horrible and it's a real cock-softener, but wait until Mimi Beardsley gets your dick in her mouth!"

When they were watching that clip about the two-headed girl and Jimmy said that the dog still barks at them after fifteen years. I nearly died.

The shark week where Opie gets ripped apart first about his "imagination" line, then the whole "paralyzed opie" incident. On my phone so wont bother linking, easily found anyway.

Both are just savage slaughter feasts, lots of talent in the room and great fodder.

Oh, and Jimmy's epic carpet bombing. Impressive shit, in more ways than one. (how is the kid gonna walk?)

Whenever Chip takes us to break I laugh my ass off

The first one was especially great because EVERYONE was caught off guard. You could hear them all start to laugh over outro(?)

April 19, 2010. They were doing some story on a farm where people went to go have sex with animals. They then came across a beastiality forum and started reading from there. I had to pull over I was laughing so hard.

Here is part 1 and part 2

The Jerry Sandusky "Curly" 3 Stooges bit. "HEY MOE! Wadda ya doing to that boy's asshole?!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeZcjrM9sYs

Holy shit this is GOLD.

Ant's dream weaver story.

I can't find the clip but when they were interviewing Henry Rollins. Henry Rollins is talking about his show where he interviews various people. Jimmy asks if he ever interviews comedians. Henry says "sure" and starts naming comedians he'd like to interview but doesn't include Norton. Norton interrupts him and says "why don't you just spit on me?"

Voss' password comes to mind.

That was quite the paux fas.

Every time they shit on Menino

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Anthony as the dentist who loses his shit when he sees a nice set of tits.

Edit: Sweet... I found it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REYl8XI9WbU

aka the "Perv Switch"

55 gallon drum challenge. It was one of the first bits of theirs that I heard, back when I would drive for a living. Instantly made me a fan.

Madagascar hissing cockroaches

Patrice talking about eating watermelon like a dirty slave.

Jimmy ripping on Ellen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL9axDdd7LM

A listener on paltalk typed in, and Anthony read "Marty hand me that candelabra" when Christopher Lloyd's house burned down.

I'm a big fan of Louie dissecting Paul O's shitty movie Gap

Louis CK watches "Gap".

"This is an anti-film." "No, this is shit."

Jimmy impersonating Bill O' Reillys grandmother getting banged by the Harlem Globetrotters. I believe it was during an 8 track porn bit.

"And then Curly Neal took a shit in my pussy!"

The first laugh I had at Opie and Anthony in 2014 was when R Lee Ermey was getting all serious about gun control and how he could've saved 20 people if he was there with his gun, and Jim said something about if R Lee was there, there would've just been 21 dead.

Also, Otto has been giving me huge laughs with his sodomite lines, and what he said about mixing Freon with PCP:

"You go crazy, but you're coooool"

Dan Soder was also killing it with the Pit Bull and Nancy Grey stuff.

Maybe due to sleep deprivation but them discussing that awful photoshopped promo pic of them where Opie has the giraffe neck and Anthony with the distorted baby arm.

Jimmy ramoning WXMA GM, and the way Ant reacts @ 2:12 knowing it's coming up again (visual element)

I always loved that clip. If nothing else, it gives a great look into the dynamic of the old XM studio.

The 8-Track porn is one of my all time favorites. I lost it when they did this one too... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d. I used to laugh pretty hard all through 2005-2007 (Did I?)

Simian Wars

When Anthony was blowing the whistle as if he was in heat imitating a lesbian gym teacher

Taradise with Anthony and Bill Burr

Lady di saying water buffaller

Opie hangs up on Kristin Bell

http://youtu.be/I6SeIf5kzX4

My baby is black

Dr Adam Cox

Leslie Nielsen drunk or stroke

Baby diaper mustache

8 track porn is fucking amazing

lots of jimmys terrible movie ideas

francine bits

Jim Norton's Grocery Man

Patty's Dewigging or High Jim Jeffries vs skank

Chip Overload

The bit with Patrice talking about delicacy foods using the most useless part of an animals body was up there.

The bit about the chimp who ate the guy's testicles, and Ant did the Curly voice made me leave the office because I was laughing so hard.

"Wheel him out Wednesday" - most brutal show ever at Opie expense.

I love it because Opie is usually good at deflecting a trashing.

Chinese Top Gun

Anthony is gold here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN7EvDDbyZc

Patrice meets Terry clifford

Lady Di's internship week. Particularly when she came in sopping wet from dumping in the train station.

Young Jimmy pranks

When Florentine told the story about taking puke pictures

http://youtu.be/veJqV_l2hrA?t=1h18m25s

Also, some of Jim's other stories

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Hf8NEp_ktY

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I used to howl when they would make fun of Spaz doing his Week in Review reports. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcXoZonKA88

http://youtu.be/Pit8f-FJtxI?t=12m

Not sure what they were discussing but Sam said something along the lines of "in Latin etymology it means 'country'"... Then Chip launches in with, "Country? I wish I had one of those growin on my back yard."

I was dying. It's one of the very few times I've deemed it necessary to take a knee while laughing.

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I totally forget the context, but one of the staffers was telling a story (Than/Travis?) and mentioned something like "I was blowing bubbles" and within a split second Ant chimed in with "who's Bubbles."

Howling I tell you.

Uncle Paul talks to Author Bill Moushey

I was in tears

When Jimmy was yelling at Gray wolf for fiddling with the knobs

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I have to throw this one in from recently. Kills me every time.

http://youtu.be/DapZE_I56eA?t=28m50s

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Fat voices. Specifically Marilyn calling in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Wxe99IHsd-M#t=7209

I know all the shit around Opie, but this is one of his bits that I genuinely like, and Patrice's reaction is what seals the deal.

Also: this Patrice bit on Niggaology:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=M9cZ3BpLwjs#t=11135

jim jefferies, patrice, snowballing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hym_Gc-P7BU

Bobo doing One-Man-Band was fucking hilarious. Recently, the boys talking about animals getting fucked by other animals.

The one where they were tearing Mastic Long Island apart with louis and derosa

The hardest i've laughed in recent memory at the show was last week's episode where Dan Soder and Ant were riffing on the KFC stuff.

Soder's African voice and hillbilly voice SLAYED.

http://youtu.be/7uCoV9GDgYw?t=34m28s

Sam vs angry Chip. So many good lines.

Intern Oscar always cracks me up. "Oh hell yeah! "

When they played the video of a car flying past a police officer on the expressway, the car hits the median and ramps it to hit the overpass above. Jimmy says it was that two headed bitch driving to school. I work in a quiet office everyone stared at me that day

One time when Jimmy said "feltching a cadaver"

Last week ... when they talked about their mic problems, watched six YouTube videos, then talked about tweets people had sent to them, and what they had for breakfast.

When Jimmy was shitting in the bathroom and making bob kelly puke. The crackle of the shit made me lose it.

Back on WNEW when Anthony did the QVC guy/Britney Spears virginity bit. Close second would be the Tony Danza calls.

Some guest was discussing music and mentioned Earth, Wind and Fire and Anthony really quietly said "and little brother" in his Damone voice. No one said anything, the guest kept babbling but I "howled" for 10 minutes.

Im going through and reading all these, does anyone else have this weird thing where you remembered exactly where you were when you heard this shit? Like almost any time someone brings up something, could have been years and years ago, I'll remember exactly where I was/where I was driving when I heard it.

Yeah I get that too, I think it's because funny shit makes you concentrate more because you want to hear it all. I remember where I was when I heard lots of funny moments in podcasts too.

Any bit with Anthony doing Don West. Holy shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcCQx_rqxCc

Opie, Anthony, and Patrice talking about the show Gangland. I think I listen to this at least once a month.

http://youtu.be/zzBMBch2Aa0

Otto and George visit the show on Anthony's birthday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ1xF2RHBt8

When they did Country Songs with Patrice and they led in with "The House Next Door to Me"...

Jim norton meeting his idol tony romo. only hilarious with visual picture...thanks youtubes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHXdLfLKlig

The N Bomb in Highway to Hell and Movin' Out

Jimmy doing Bill Oreilly's grandma during 8track porn

Jimmy to Chris Jericho: "third annual blink off"

Anthony trashes Homeless Mustard. I was howling!

"Shut IT!" "Go fight over a heating grate"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy2AlZxzGU8

Jimmy ranting about conjoined twins:

http://youtu.be/67Hq2EvHyS4

Louis CK asking Donald Rumsfeld if he's a lizard. That, and them bashing the "Diary of an Unborn Fetus" audio.

When they tore apart that Rosie O Donnell retard movie "Riding The Bus With My Sister". It was my first favorite bit.

Bobo gets his asshole examined https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0L6oUpab6c

Paul R Nelson

"Adorable Huggable Boy Disorder"

"The only one it's easy on is the barber"

John Travolta being gay on the set of Grease

Fart noises and "oos" to techno

Patrice O'Neal vs Dr Z

Patrice O'Neal relationship advice

Louis CK "Their hands look like guns"

Louis CK "You know where the word nigger comes from?"

Defintely for me would be a clip from long before I ever discovered O&A and stumbled onto it while youtubing random clips. When Ant was talking about the "1958 Edsel".

Otto fucking up the live read by shitting on a sponsor live on air. Moujon Blue it was called, I heard it live and from that moment on I knew Otto was one of my all time favorite guests.

Yeah, I remember those days. How great was his Brokaw, I miss that one. "En Bee Cee NAGH'LY news..." (Nightly News Theme plays) Remember the one where he did Brokaw as Maverick from Top Gun? Ha ha

I do. It's hard to explain to some people but those beep laden rants were epic because they could say worse things then they do now. They can actually say it now but don't because it's so heinous. The beeps saved them and made the bit.

everything is so fucking funny about it. jimmy's shocked silence all of it. fuck.

"You got a 13 year old sister I can shack up with" had me howling

January 3, 2006. Hope this helps. I can't find it anywhere on YouTube though.

edit: About 1 hour 20 minutes in.

god i miss his Brokaw. this bit alone is what made me love the show. sitting at my desk crying laughing like a lunatic.