Guys, I tracked down one of Opie's classmates from middle school
0 2014-06-23 by YourOldPalHoward
And it turns out he actually WAS the Candy Kid. We were totally wrong, it was a true story all along.
thanks for the $50 GH
0 2014-06-23 by YourOldPalHoward
And it turns out he actually WAS the Candy Kid. We were totally wrong, it was a true story all along.
thanks for the $50 GH
12 comments
3 humblebrag 2014-06-23
I feel like such a prick for doubting him.
-2 CUNTYMOM 2014-06-23
I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
3 CUNTYMOM 2014-06-23
And by the way, you know, when you're telling these little stories? Here's a good idea - have a POINT. It makes it SO much more interesting for the listener!
1 distantdrake 2014-06-23
what's that supposed to be? Some kind of sick joke?
-2 CUNTYMOM 2014-06-23
I uh... I don't have a home. Marie's been dead for eight years.
-3 CUNTYMOM 2014-06-23
If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak. Now are you gonna help me or are you gonna stand there like a slab of meat with mittens?
-5 CUNTYMOM 2014-06-23
I could tolerate any insurance seminar. For days I could sit there and listen to them go on and on with a big smile on my face. They'd say, "How can you stand it?" I'd say, "'Cause I've been with Del Griffith. I can take ANYTHING." You know what they'd say? They'd say, "I know what you mean. The shower curtain ring guy. Woah."
1 bambonk 2014-06-23
What a barrel of laughs! Keep making threads!
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1 GreggHughes 2014-06-23
i was the candy keeeeeed ;)
2 Ozil11__ 2014-06-23
You were probably the molested kid.
1 cdub61208 2014-06-23
I've been riding with the Philly crew
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1 rottenseed 2014-06-23
Ok ok ok...about this Candy Kid story. I listened to it, but I can't understand why that part is unbelievable. I do find the whole bookie thing hard to believe though.