so whats everyones weekend plans?
21 2014-06-20 by opiesucks
just thought we could share and have a real moment. im just steering this reddit ship lol
21 2014-06-20 by opiesucks
just thought we could share and have a real moment. im just steering this reddit ship lol
86 comments
44 Opprobriousness 2014-06-20
Drinking alone whilst avoiding the last remaining fragments of my social circle.
12 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2014-06-20
Ant, is that you?
2 Hahrrgis 2014-06-20
Not enough karaoke.
3 [deleted] 2014-06-20
A good joke makes things somewhat surreal. Your answer wasn't surreal, that was just real.
1 [deleted] 2014-06-20
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29 -AstroNOT 2014-06-20
I'm gonna get drunk and yell at my family
16 Mrcoxie 2014-06-20
only faggots yell at thier families. you should hit them like real men do. have a good weekend.
12 ckb614 2014-06-20
only faggots have families
0 Biohzd79 2014-06-20
And they will burn in hell.
2 LLSB 2014-06-20
This gave me a good laugh. Also i would like to take this time to be a faggot & correct you *Their
-2 Opprobriousness 2014-06-20
your a faggot and you loose at life to
20 Navsies 2014-06-20
prolly just jerking off and cumming onto my face and in my mouth
1 RJPennyweather 2014-06-20
Poor Jimmy.
17 JMueller2012 2014-06-20
I'm just workin' for it, ya feel me gang?
5 DoubleGuns 2014-06-20
"Eeeeehhvryone's lookaehn..."
15 delphian1 2014-06-20
I'm going to punch the walls of my bedroom in my moms basement while I think about how much Opie ruins my life
14 jewy_kikeburger 2014-06-20
Going to my neighbor to rape her dogs.
11 WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2014-06-20
I'm jus riffin' FUUUUUUCK YEA
10 [deleted] 2014-06-20
Organizing my show clips by height of the guest. Then I'll probably go back to work on my Shrine to Scheckler and round things out by sending hate tweets to some old jocktober victims.
9 AirplaneStrikesBack 2014-06-20
EEEEEHHHHHHvryonesWOORRRRRKKIINGGfortheweekend
8 okconsumer 2014-06-20
Going to jury duty and making my peers laugh
5 dom650 2014-06-20
You should sass back that crusty old prosecutor, too. Make him look like a real jerk!
7 [deleted] 2014-06-20
Monkey House rocks the fat ass!
7 Dannyprecise 2014-06-20
Plying my girl with dinner then plying her anus with my penis.
0 DianaKurlan5 2014-06-20
Dats vulgah
6 feelmikehawk 2014-06-20
picking root boogers and popping back zits
6 shyduck 2014-06-20
Going to a matinee of "Unconstitutional" tomorrow here in Philly.
0 DianaKurlan5 2014-06-20
#gangiseverwhere
6 PanzerSmanzer 2014-06-20
Masturbation, lots and lots of masturbation.
4 [deleted] 2014-06-20
smoking weed, watching porn, and playing video games.
or as i call it, "the usual"
4 aftershave 2014-06-20
World Cup USA - Portugal game on Sunday in Downtown LA. It's gonna be off the hook. we'll probably lose
3 jomo456 2014-06-20
Getting hammered in Belmar
3 drunk8gods 2014-06-20
Gonna go to a dive bar and binge drink to erase the week's memories away. Then sit by my pool recovering on Sunday. You?
1 humblebrag 2014-06-20
You're doing it right.
3 [deleted] 2014-06-20
I'll probably just lay around fantasizing about what the boys are going to talk about on Mondays show while I beat my meat.
And I'm gonna drop some HAMMERS MANNNN
3 vincentgallosdick 2014-06-20
Getting blown
2 Phrunkis2 2014-06-20
Who's the lucky guy?
3 vincentgallosdick 2014-06-20
Your dad.
1 DianaKurlan5 2014-06-20
That's fuckin' vulgah you peece of shit
2 kgt5003 2014-06-20
Workin all weekend.
2 dazwah 2014-06-20
Continue being sick and watch the World Cup.
2 Its_Just_a_Ridee 2014-06-20
I actually just got an email saying I was picked for 2 tickets tomorrow for Artie Lange's new special taping in nj. Have other plans so not sure yet if I'm going.
2 JCP_1975 2014-06-20
Wishing I had weed while drinking unhealthy amounts of vodka.
2 Phrunkis2 2014-06-20
Finish reading The Lost World, the sequel to Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton
4 WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2014-06-20
That sounds awful
3 Phrunkis2 2014-06-20
Yeah, I have no friends.
1 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2014-06-20
Have you ever read Michael Crichton? It's damn exciting stuff.
2 MartyVanB 2014-06-20
Great book
2 VanDamme79 2014-06-20
Just watch the movie. You think reading the book will make you seem more interesting? You listen to O&A, no one respects you.
1 [deleted] 2014-06-20
He should probably just kill himself now.
1 Phrunkis2 2014-06-20
I read the first book before seeing the film, the film sucked royally in comparison.
2 Only_live_thrice 2014-06-20
Wife works nights....here with my two year old watching spongebob...about to have some rum and ginger...pretty much my weekend
3 [deleted] 2014-06-20
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2 toofatfor15 2014-06-20
Gonna go hiking with my dog and boyfriend. We're bringing peanut butter of course.
2 [deleted] 2014-06-20
Don't forget the duct tape and oven mitts!
0 DianaKurlan5 2014-06-20
Faggot
2 Unshavenhelga 2014-06-20
I'm going to Naples, Florida.
2 Holzmann 2014-06-20
Pretty cool, huh?
1 DerpSherpa 2014-06-20
Leaving first thing in the morning for 10 days at the beach in NC with the family.
7 [deleted] 2014-06-20
I hope this ends in a drowning accident
7 Skylinerr 2014-06-20
I hope it starts with one.
1 urbanfervor 2014-06-20
Gonna pick me up a hooker, plow her in the fawkin' cootah, then sit in my car alone crying while playing Smiths songs.
1 [deleted] 2014-06-20
Probably go out and engage in tomfoolery with friends. Hopefully get a couple of LLCs up and running, possibly with the help of LegalZoomTM. Does anyone have experience with using them? I'm guessing that their 'basic service' is comprised of shit that I could do myself and that I am just spending money for expediency.
2 VanDamme79 2014-06-20
I got my divorce through them. Cost me $350. They basically sent me documents to sign that I could have gotten for free. But I didn't know what to do or where to begin so it was worth it to me.
1 BumbiBestie 2014-06-20
Suck, and fuck.
1 DipsomaniacDawg 2014-06-20
I'm gunna watch a bunch of naked hippies ride bikes through Seattle and then consume intoxicants until it's Monday.
1 Skylinerr 2014-06-20
Drinking heavily and alone while browsing the internet. Probably.
1 [deleted] 2014-06-20
The other managers at my job all quit over the last week, so I'm working open to close every day. The owner is bringing a manager from one of his other stores to help me starting Monday, but until then, I'm stuck at the job.
1 iamcolinquim 2014-06-20
Gonna go down to the Giggle Asylum and do open mic under the stagename "Queefer Sloppins"
1 [deleted] 2014-06-20
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1 MartyVanB 2014-06-20
Yard work. Taking wife out to dinner. Watching some World Cup
1 humblebrag 2014-06-20
I have a second date with a petite Jewish girl.
3 VanDamme79 2014-06-20
Bring her a single rose and an easy bake oven
2 humblebrag 2014-06-20
Do you think that'll get me laid?
1 dejavu4thedead 2014-06-20
My best friend is visiting home for the first time since he moved so we're gonna get wasted and play the World Star Hip Hop drinking game.
Earlier in the day the gf and I are going to an ecology center to look at bears (RIP Steve C).
1 corizmo 2014-06-20
Getting drunk with people I dont really like, wondering what I am doing with my life.
So it goes.
1 VanDamme79 2014-06-20
It's too hot to hang out in the glory hole booths... So I don't know
1 [deleted] 2014-06-20
cut down on drinking, so probably being bored and playing video games
1 EdtheBroBot 2014-06-20
Other than being a stand alone fruit I'm going to the olde ship in Santa Ana CA to watch the US vs Portugal game. Anyone else from OC should too
1 [deleted] 2014-06-20
Flying to Mexico with my young family even though I'm old.
1 ifIdie2nite 2014-06-20
Going to a science museum with my friend then cleaning my room and getting going on college coursework / some sort of income / calorie counting / physical therapy.
I've realized that there's no separation between my actions and who I am so I'm trying to become someone who I want to be.
Step 1 involves pushing through my situational depression and not sitting on my ass all day perpetuating what's causing it while waiting for it to go away
1 xyniphis 2014-06-20
I am going to spend the majority of it half asleep on the couch while my kids destroy the house, then in twenty mins before the wife gets home from work, i‘ll do a super quick, super half assed clean up. Then on sunday, im watching s1e01 of game of thrones, starting a weekly watch that will take me all the way to the new season.
So basically, some really big stuff.
1 ixcuincle 2014-06-20
I used to listen to Friday's show today but I haven't heard the show in over 2 weeks
0 VeritablyClean 2014-06-20
lonely? or just needy
0 The_Time_Master 2014-06-20
Answering phone calls from Sirius begging me to restart my subscription.
/I cancelled because my job doesn't require me to drive anymore, and I don't spend much time driving at all
7 dmix 2014-06-20
Noone cares. especially everyone.
1 The_Time_Master 2014-06-20
Thanks for showing that you care enough to reply!
0 LatinoComedian 2014-06-20
Seeing Tom Papa at the Stress Factory tomorrow night and then I leave for Columbia on Sunday.
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1 RIPcunts 2014-06-20
Could be talking about the school you fucking nitwit.
1 [deleted] 2014-06-20
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1 phlammo 2014-06-20
Or the jacket company.
1 [deleted] 2014-06-20
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0 Ebhagz 2014-06-20
Doing open mics
-3 SinisterExxaggerator 2014-06-20
Steer it into your mothers cunt and while your down there, say hello to little Jimmy for me.
12 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2014-06-20
Ant, is that you?
1 [deleted] 2014-06-20
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3 [deleted] 2014-06-20
A good joke makes things somewhat surreal. Your answer wasn't surreal, that was just real.
2 Hahrrgis 2014-06-20
Not enough karaoke.