"Growing up on the wrong side of the tracks, Vos struggled to beat drug and alcohol addictions. He now celebrates his victories on stage with stories about kids, divorce, marriage and recovery."
Best known from "Opie & Anthony" and NBC's "Last Comic Standing, Rich Vos is one of the most exciting and broadest headlining comedians in the country. Back Stage Magazine says of Vos, He has an uncanny "Everyman" ability to likeably bond with anyone in the audience.
I hope you guys realize that Vos didn't write this. Comedians don't actually write these things. I just listened to Artie Lange and Norton talking about how ridiculous, corny, and stupid a lot of the publicists descriptions of their acts are, and how they cringe when they actually look at how their act has been described to sell tickets.
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34 -AstroNOT 2014-06-16
"Growing up on the wrong side of the tracks, Vos struggled to beat drug and alcohol addictions. He now celebrates his victories on stage with stories about kids, divorce, marriage and recovery."
EWWWWWWWW
9 mcmck 2014-06-16
I see the awful, terrible things in my life, and I turn it into something funny.
4 cooper367 2014-06-16
We were wrong Vos. You were right.
7 [deleted] 2014-06-16
Haha, it's the wrong side of the tracks part that bothers me.
5 FancyAndImportantMan 2014-06-16
That is officially where I tapped out. I didn't even notice the "inundated with letters of thanks and gratitude for the good work he has done."
17 present_day_memories 2014-06-16
It's a shame he can't read them
5 kgt5003 2014-06-16
It's almost like he wrote this specifically thinking "boy if the right people read this there is no way they won't make a movie about my life!"
20 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2014-06-16
"An old Jew's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk...."
7 scrambler12345 2014-06-16
Voshhghhelle, Voshhghhelle
5 hansel4150 2014-06-16
Rochelle! Come in, you'll catch cold!
10 RichVosFanclub 2014-06-16
ya know guysch im out there khillin' it every night, breakin down wallsch... i wrote for da oscarshhhh, ya know
10 FancyAndImportantMan 2014-06-16
It gets worse, from the ticket site:
8 B-Train 2014-06-16
"How I learned to overcome mental retardation and become moderately successful"
8 boogsuge 2014-06-16
This is clearly the work of Bonnie.
7 racecartitty 2014-06-16
"...and performing shows for colleges, corporations, and charities."
that use of alliteration made me want to punch the monitor in anger.
6 scrambler12345 2014-06-16
i saw him and he killed. you should go if you're able.
0 RJPennyweather 2014-06-16
Fuck off Vos....and learn to capitalize you fucking cunt.
5 JMueller2012 2014-06-16
They forgot to put air quotes around performer
3 Doom_Art 2014-06-16
They didn't touch on his magical acting skills.
I mean, he was the best Lenny Bruce I ever saw.
3 thrillated 2014-06-16
Louie Bft-bft-bft-Beans!
3 [deleted] 2014-06-16
I hope you guys realize that Vos didn't write this. Comedians don't actually write these things. I just listened to Artie Lange and Norton talking about how ridiculous, corny, and stupid a lot of the publicists descriptions of their acts are, and how they cringe when they actually look at how their act has been described to sell tickets.
2 FancyAndImportantMan 2014-06-16
Of course. I'm sure his agent got right on it.
"Daddy needs you to type this!!"
3 MBartholomae1 2014-06-16
I see he's playing in "Minniapolis" on January 16 and 17
-1 dukefett 2014-06-16
Even though that sounds terrible, he's a great comic and have seen him a few times, definitely recommend it.
17 present_day_memories 2014-06-16
It's a shame he can't read them