ANTHONY TALKS ABOUT HOW LAZY BLACK PEOPLE ARE.

CAN'T LEAVE WORK FAST ENOUGH.

please don't speak ill of Mr. Cumia. He is a good man and a great entertainer.

YAH HA HA HA HA ENTERTAINER HA HA HA HA

I really do like this account.

I didn't notice until you mentioned it. That gave me a hearty chuckle.

But he wears mommy's shoes?

edit: ugh fuck it I just hope the show is better this coming week

You can tell he's a good entertainer because he wrote good parodies, even as an untrained amateur. When the "'lectric shock OJ" chorus played for the third time, I knew we had a winner on our hands. When it played for the fourth time, unchanged, I knew I was hooked.

One of the finer points of entertainment that people tend to forget is to go on hilarious "rants" about your beliefs and pretend to get really mad all the time. For example, Youtube has Pewdiepie(27M) or DarksydePhil (270+k), two guys who really let their views and emotions be known. They both have successful accounts with many subscribers, much like Opie (65k)

Listen folks, this guy is really devoted. He has a radio show, a big house, another radio show, booze, and a cat. That's not a lot of stuff so he probably really likes all of it. Also guns and screaming bad words at people who don't drive right, but he seems mad about those things. Which is of course hilarious and good for comedy radio, especially when it comes up every day (this is called an inside joke and also a callback, good comedy techniques).

I give anthony a 8/10 as an entertainer. room for improvement, but a solid character ;)

Ok, terrific.

Thank you. It's important to me to be taken at face value.

You write like an autistic man trying to understand why people laugh.

Watching Jimmy's stand up is like watching an autistic man trying to understand why tranny jokes don't get him a mainstream tv show

chuckled.

I give you a 0/10 because holy shit, that was pathetic.

I agree with your general sentiment.

That was pretty good, thermite. Funnier than OP's, in fact.

Keep up the good work. You're a good pest.

ANTHONY CUMIA IS A DECENT HUMAN BEING! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!

http://i.imgur.com/4ftMdFf.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/14gIR3G.jpg

haha this one is great

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http://i.imgur.com/9eXsdnO.jpg

This made me chuckle.

That is pretty fucking funny.

This shouldn't of made me laugh out loud. It did though, and thank you.

I know how to relate to my audience.

I'm glad that someone else noticed this. 'Not rich' is not the same thing as 'poor'.

No one who grew up poor on LI had a grandmother with a beach house in Wading River and took in inner city youth during the summers.

He felt poor because his mother is a psychopath who took all his caddy earnings and cut just enough corners to embarrass him at school.

Some dumb jocktober hole referred to a free pizza as a treat and he was totally mystified since even when he was poor he could always afford to get pizza delivered.

not just poor. He has repeatedly said "I grew up EXTREMELY poor." also his mother was so abusive that she made him look for a comb once.

He grew up in the 70s in Huntington. Even in the worst parts, the now-Latino parts of Huntington (which they have turned into a ghetto), it was a middle class place in the 1970s.

That said, liberals want to give more green cards and citizenship to immigrant Latin Americans? Look at how shitty Suffolk is between the Northern and Southern State. It's Los Angeles East.

He said he though he was poor because his mom kept all the money and didnt spend it.

http://i.imgur.com/OCNG4WC.jpg

I like when they criticize a man's appearance, then call everyone gay who criticizes theirs.

Opie has man boobs, no homo.

over half the comments here are OP writing OP fanfic

http://i.imgur.com/H8wZLYJ.jpg

So meta.

When Jimmy was having the gun control argument with the African guy, Opie kept stepping on Jimmy to tell the guy to listen to Jim's point.

Everytime Opie stops talking, there will be a second of dead air, someone tries to speak, then Opie bursts back in and runs over what they say. If they keep trying to talk, he gets disgusted and calls them out for not knowing how to have a conversation.

Opie is the Hole.

http://i.imgur.com/QntoZ2d.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/nU2zcX9.jpg

Opie: "I HAVE A ME ME ME PERSON IN MY LIFE.

IT'S ME."

Since we're doing Opie memes and images, here's one I made a few weeks back when someone said Opie's stories were like Walter Mitty.

http://i.imgur.com/1fVI88W.jpg

"Cheers, girls. You're welcome."

Fits perfectly with the picture. Nicely done.

It's not a mental issue per se. It's a self-esteem/ego issue. If he just chilled out on that shit he'd be far less annoying.

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Anyone have videos or anything on this more than just circlejerk hatefest?

http://i.imgur.com/peCKHJ5.jpg

YAH HA HA HA HA REPEATS LINES HA HA HA

What do you think Ant uses Paltalk for?

Goddammit thermite. It seems that you may have a knack for memes.

Howling

JIM NORTON TALKS ABOUT HOW CENSORSHIP STINKS

TELLS THE WASHINGTON REDSKINS THEY SHOULD CHANGE THERE NAME

*their

While I appreciate your ability to correct spelling errors, I'm afraid I just don't believe that you've taken the necessary time to schinkle bout it.

http://i.imgur.com/TlarcdF.jpg

Did Opie actually cry or is this hyperbole?

Whadda YOU think?

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http://i.imgur.com/UMtL8sm.jpg

you should've added another line after "and gets all A's". You should've added "Before he gives her the D"

And then kills herself, lol

Please stop making these. Opie isn't famous or controversial or talented enough to have his own meme. Don't feed his fucking ego.

Let's get this viral guys, like Opie's good youtube videos.

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NORTON TALKS ABOUT HOW MENTALLY ILL PEOPLE SHOULD BE LOCKED UP

ADMITS TO HAVING A SEX ADDICTION THAT FORCES HIM TO FUCK STREET HOOKERS

He has qualified that statement by amending that it should be the mentally ill that are a burden to others or are a threat to society.

who gives a shit, he's an idiot.

Holy fuck OP is an obnoxious cunt. Any more super cool memes to flood the post with, faggot?

Well someone sure does love me

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