I'm a football (soccer) fan and I have to say this made me laugh as it's possibly the most ignorant I ever heard Patrice speak about anything after geography. Doesn't matter though because he could talk about any subject no matter how little he knew about it and make it fucking hilarious. Funniest man in conversation ever
He says you're not a man if you don't like American Football, then again I like Hockey 'cause I'm Canadian but he didn't seem to respect hockey either so fuck it.
I've tried association football, I really have. I tried following the Premier League and rooting for Manchester City -- I figured in their down years they were closest to rooting for the Islanders. It's not really that interesting. You rarely see anything close to an upset. This as opposed to the NHL, where the Islanders can beat them on an inspired night. Hull City vs. the top Premiership club? They will pound them 9/10ths of the time.
I think the World Cup is pretty fun though, despite (and because of) FIFA's worthlessness as an organization. I try to stream every game at work or while I'm at home. Had a shitty Japanese referee (because FIFA insists on getting refs from every part of the world, instead of the "best") not made a horrible call, Croatia may have tied Brazil.
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7 12YearOldGayKids 2014-06-12
I'm a football (soccer) fan and I have to say this made me laugh as it's possibly the most ignorant I ever heard Patrice speak about anything after geography. Doesn't matter though because he could talk about any subject no matter how little he knew about it and make it fucking hilarious. Funniest man in conversation ever
2 jimmybrite 2014-06-12
Yeah I love the guy but he can be so wrong.
He says you're not a man if you don't like American Football, then again I like Hockey 'cause I'm Canadian but he didn't seem to respect hockey either so fuck it.
1 PresidentJonStewart 2014-06-12
He shit on hockey all the time.
0 12YearOldGayKids 2014-06-12
I'll never forget when he said you don't need to fly south to get to New Zealand from New York. Retards are smarter than that.
2 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2014-06-12
Well technically you could fly Northeast through the North Pole and get to New Zealand. Who is the retard now?
1 Tom_Stall 2014-06-12
And after you get to the North Pole what direction are you flying towards New Zealand?
You.
0 [deleted] 2014-06-12
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0 12YearOldGayKids 2014-06-12
Specifically his point was you just have to go west and something to do with the rotation of the earth will make you go south.
2 smithjosh 2014-06-12
I've tried association football, I really have. I tried following the Premier League and rooting for Manchester City -- I figured in their down years they were closest to rooting for the Islanders. It's not really that interesting. You rarely see anything close to an upset. This as opposed to the NHL, where the Islanders can beat them on an inspired night. Hull City vs. the top Premiership club? They will pound them 9/10ths of the time.
I think the World Cup is pretty fun though, despite (and because of) FIFA's worthlessness as an organization. I try to stream every game at work or while I'm at home. Had a shitty Japanese referee (because FIFA insists on getting refs from every part of the world, instead of the "best") not made a horrible call, Croatia may have tied Brazil.
3 [deleted] 2014-06-12
Yeah the Croats were robbed, that ref was totally overwhelmed by the occasion.
1 [deleted] 2014-06-12
I swear the ref was queeb.
1 jags85 2014-06-12
That was brave of you.
1 Azrael_ 2014-06-12
Have the boys touched on the World Cup yet? I wanna hear their opinions
3 iamfromreallife 2014-06-12
They talked about it yesterday, and, no shit, they stated that no one in America cares about soccer. Can you believe that??
0 DraycosTFM 2014-06-12
Part 2 for the lazy