Paralyzed Opie

Fucking hilarious. Not even because of Opie bashing specifically, just well crafted cruelty.

Kenny: "What would you like G.H.?"

Opie: "Legs"

he isn't that clever/funny to give that response.

LOL Norton said it, not Opie.

This goes hand in hand with that.

I can't think of another time Opie gets trashed for something he says.

Holy Shit I forgot about that. He got shit for that for weeks. It was great.

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Here is a big chunk of the show that came from, worth the listen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrCEb-BSmZI&list=PL14F5F656BDE35CB2

If you downvote this post, go hang yourself. I don't think anything could be more relevant.

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I don't visit this sub to hear maniacs give their opinions on whether Opie sucks. This is exactly what I'm looking for. I just started OP's first link, it's something I haven't heard, and it's hilarious.

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No thanks!

You lazy fuck.

He works for the Susquehanna Hat Company and she's late on her payments!

Haha remove your hat was great

Scorch's PFG TV 2009 Scorch's PFG TV 2010 Scorch's PFG TV 2011

Best show ever was at NEW when they were listening to Norton's old comedy tape and Colin, Vos, Patrice, O&A were all ragging on it. Patrice had the funniest line ever: "You know, Norton is shaped like any container you pour him into."

With this picture in mind "He looks like a white trash dracula" - Patrice ; "He would look like dracula if his teeth were a little better" - Jimmy

Pretty brutal. Here's a link - The Norton Roast

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Yakov's Dinner Adventure

Video Sync

2006 OnA destroy Tucker Max https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMSwLGt-uX0

2006(?) Ant and Jimmy destroy Gordon Lightfoot : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrEeUyqKrYc

2005(?) Ant and Jimmy destroy Lacy Petersen tribute songs : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UUWsjemTMY

Louis CK did a great story about nearly dying on a wave runner, but I can't find it. Here's another boat story:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rnDxrGUeMM

There are two more from the same user

OnA destroying Howard Stern and Sirius Radio (oh the irony!) circa 2005: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiCH0lY2uAk

The Poker Chip Incident (2004) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhfA12zlJmo

OnA vs The Tony Danza Show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7gJPuKs8aQ

Steve Carlesi In The Barrel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cjQFaBePKQ

OnA hang up on a sobbing caller https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLVEh-CGsyY

Ant talks about Nicolini shitting the bed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNaMWzOyE0k

General bitterness about divorce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGAck1h_Heo

In the Steve Carlesi clip opie the math wiz says "42 days? that's 8 weeks"

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Bobo The Fugitive

Bobo Meets His Girlfriend, Loses His Girlfriend

Bubba The Love Sponge Says Hulk Hogan Isn't His Friend Anymore

Wrestling Bloopers

Jesse Ventura Refuses To Do The Show

Tony Danza Wants His Fans To Play With His Mule

Joe Piscopo Does "Comedy"

• O&A trash Sarah Jessica Parker, she calls in
• Patrice Oneal on video games
• Ant takes an 18 year old girl to his high school reunion
• Rocky Dennis
• Ant cried at school today
• Patrice Oneal talks about his time in jail
• Young Jim Norton sucks a dick in Devil's Creek
• Tree Forts and Dirt Bomb Fights with Jim Bruer

Patrice O'neal talking about his time in prison was the first time I listened to O & A. It was on you tube. But that was some compelling shit

Patrice makes model cry and run out of studio

Ant rescues Melinda from the psych ward

Antolini Saga

Francine playing Slave Girl.

Trashing the Whistler, the one-man Star Wars guy, and the toothpick guy.

Trashing the guy who wrote the Bro book

Danny Vs. Patrice

Dave ruining interview with Duff McKagen

Doody Hat

Baby Bird with Joe Rogan

"Fiddling" angers Jimmy

Patrice meets Bobo's mangled penis

Jimmy calls 911 over stolen bus

Intern David gets a handy

Tippy Tom gets to play with Ants toys

Tippy Tom gets an anal probe

50 gallon drum challenge (pre-XM/Sirius, but a must have)

Loius CK rips Paul O's movie to shreds

Thank you for such a well-formatted post and for providing links.

"Rammmoooooone, get this prissy, uptight faggot off this reddit!"

Oof

Better?

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Stolen bus is all I think about now when I hear the superman theme song

It was Paul O's movie, not No Filter Paul's (though he was in it).

You are correct, sir.

Tequila and Doughnut Day
Bra Bombing Revisit
Erock Jingle Day
Vos gives out his twitter password, calls it a Paux Fas.

And here's a single video for the whole of the Spinning comedy wheel of death / Most viscous show ever

That twitter password show was so great...

O&A bombs and flubs , Patrice vs hot cheerleader . O&A what makes a good 1950s party , Jimmy's carpet bombing , Chip takes the show to break

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Tried to find some that have yet to be mentioned:

Mimi Beardsley

Paul R. Nelson

The Speech Impediment Caller

Jim Norton Rudely Interrupts Louis CK

Harassing Erock on His Honeymoon

Trainables

Uncle Paul Defends a Molester (best Uncle Paul bit ever IMO)

And finally, the most recent line that has made me laugh uncontrollably on the show, credited to Bobo

Oh, and honorable mention for the two-headed girl

Is it just me or was the Donald Rumsfeld lizard bit with Loiue CK not as funny as some people make it out to be? I usually am more forgiving of bad bits but I thought it was so childish and lame that it wasn't funny. I'm sure it may have been to some but it's the first time a widely accepted as funny bit wasn't funny to me personally. Just curious as to why it was funny and maybe I'll change my mind if there was something I just honestly didn't get.

Think its just overplayed at this point, but The fact that he didn't say no and told some irrelevant story made it hilarious.

It was hilarious that they were doing it to donald rumsfeld. It's not a masterfully written joke, it was a childish prank with some way over-the-top good cop from anthony.

Louis C.K. and Bill Burr on together

Colin Quinn and Bob Kelly, the quick insults are amazing

Chip Chipperson

Uncle Paul

Billy the Bassman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0nxigZZ0NY

Genesis of Black Phillip

the worst thrashing of a species ever

X-Box kid/his dog -- contains my most favorite jimmy line ever

My God. I forgot about the video game Christmas kid. This is Jimmy at his funniest.

Dan Soder's Asian Scientist TV Host

Mondo Topless. The art of THE topless!!!

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Anarchy Radio...

http://youtu.be/MfoESZsrJFY

Dr. Jodi Gold

All the intern David clips.

E-Rock's greatest day in recent memory.... Tequila & Donut Day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv8JSFSyWKw

Young Jimmy Norton's Pranks - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lukWj68hyIs

Jim Norton describes what Bill Burr's grandma does in her free time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IpeBtNWf_0

Most interesting to me: Dave Rabbit

Can't believe they have not been posted

I wanna see the boat movie

and

I got a tree on my house

This is also one of my favorite shows.

All of the Thomas Menino bits are pretty good too.

I love it whenever Jimmy laughs uncontrollably. For instance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85UOyYdPoh4

They're making fun of the Tony Awards. One of the funniest jokes I've heard on the show (joke starts around 01:00)

Another great segment (Ant hates Mustard): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy2AlZxzGU8

Jimmy tide for president http://youtu.be/5zXqxPs_8UE

didn't see these anywhere

Drunk Jim Jefferies vs Justine Joli

Hulk Hogan vs Twin Towers

Jim Norton meets Tony Romo

Ted the Roaster

Erock - his halitosis. Erock - Smelling Big A's breath. Steve and Danny fight.

If The Short Bus Of Comedy Was At Caorline's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMzxguwRJMA

Thank you for this.

Colin vs. Patrice, and one of Otto's best appearances

When bill burr was in studio talking about grizzly man

From a previous thread I posted this in.

The "Most Vicious Show Ever" is one I constantly find myself going back and listening too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrCEb-BSmZI&list=PL14F5F656BDE35CB2

And two of my favorite bits that had my stomach actually hurting from laughing so hard. Patrice making fun of lady gaga and Patrice making fun of the woman with a face transplant. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5db2sy3ZSc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFc00o8lUGQ

Did the OP edit his post? Because I swear these weren't on there when I posted this. Oh well.

Tequilla & Donut Friday is one of my favorites! It keeps getting worse and worse for Erock

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv8JSFSyWKw

Shining Vos. Amazing.

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Anything Intern David

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I loved the curling bit during the 2010 winter Olympics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I07VKeP9684&feature=youtube_gdata_player

One of my favorite bits is when Patrice was in the Studio and they were talking about a Toyota Car malfunction. They were listening to an audio bit of people calling 9-11 asking for help because their car wouldn't stop on the highway. The bit was funny with some lines in it, but the funniest thing is that they didn't know the people died in the audio. The last bit of the audio is the car crashing and killing them, from then there was a five minute talk about that and death.

I can't remember the show or the name. But I'm currently going through the Patrice Archive. When I come across it I'll highlight it.

These are all moments and conversations why we calling them bits??

Raising a generation of super kids and most "ramone"ings

Thanks always needed a good list to watch in down time. Also the super kids, steve from yellow stone, cooking with retards, and the abortion story are my fav.

I don't remember who Opie was talking to but Anthony in the background yelling and swearing at that woman was a classic too.

I'm just waiting for the "This thread again??" comment that's on every fucking post in this sub. Kind of ironic, when you think about it. People expressing their hatred of repetition by being repetitive.

Patrice discussing the top 10 country songs in the US......classic bit.

E-Rocks trip to Atlantis and the ice cream bowls!

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Opie films amazing blind basketball full court shot

Britney Spears' virginity sale

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I don't have a link (couldn't find it) but it was when Opie was funny that one time.

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this is a necessary service since they're on vacation this week

I don't visit this sub to hear maniacs give their opinions on whether Opie sucks. This is exactly what I'm looking for. I just started OP's first link, it's something I haven't heard, and it's hilarious.

Think its just overplayed at this point, but The fact that he didn't say no and told some irrelevant story made it hilarious.

It was hilarious that they were doing it to donald rumsfeld. It's not a masterfully written joke, it was a childish prank with some way over-the-top good cop from anthony.