Opie's line of the day. So Poignant

0  2014-06-11 by thefirebuilds

"Words are just stupid words."

You can find this near the feces discussion. Immediately after "breaking it down." It being using "feces" instead of "SHIT" on the nightly news.

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Nah man, night time news should be edgy!! (Insert awful production piece)

why can't it? but I'm asking, why can't it? wait, why can't the nightly news be a little edgier? maaaaaaan. the nightly news is boring, it should be edgier! Is anyone watching the news anymore? It could be so much edgier! Let's break it down for a minute.

I think the Opster is working on building himself a nice little niche to fill. The Edgy News brought to you by the Opster. If enough people give feedback saying "yeah man! I want my news more edgy" Opie will pitch the idea of having a news program where he just kinda shoots the shit and give you the fuckin breakdown, maaaaaan. Which would be interesting because he is one of the least informed people I've ever listened to try to babble about anything topical.

"In Washington, Democrats and Republicans are still waging war over Obamacare... I think they all suck. Anyway, back to the topic of YouTube haters.."

The Edgy News will be broken down into two half hour episodes, because he doesn't have time for hour-long shows.

6:00-6:30: Segments on his kids

6:30-7:00: Segments on how little he talks about his kids

"When are they gonna figure out how to make the news edgier?"

"Haven't they figured that shit out yet???"

Haha, what a fucking dope. Love Opie's idiocy.