With the constant comments by O&A&J about how a vast majority of their fanbase is extremely fat themselves, I wonder how many people are upvoting this comment because they think "yeah, i'm fat, but at least I'm not morbidly obese"
The second he comes on air it's an immediate fast-forward. Can't and won't listen to anything that fucking worthless piece of fat, pompous, mumbling, wanna-be food-hipster has to say.
I eagerly await the day his fat filled heart explodes as he writhes in pain shitting and pissing himself slowing fading into death. Fuck you Roland, fuck you right in your annoying fat-swollen face.
How does that fact surprise anyone? He's a miserable fat fuck with food addiction. I encourage this behavior in the hopes that an upcoming stroke fixes his speech impediment or kills him.
I don't want any harm to come to him, I just wish he didn't do booking for the show and didn't come on air. He books terrible uninteresting guests by the boatload to get 1 good guest. No ones favorite part of the show is when fucking Hugh Jackman comes in, it is shooting the shit with other comedians or just O&A&J.
How about Jimmy's one really super detailed 45 second long question to each guest, where he makes it look like he REALLY prepped for the interview for atleast 12 minutes on Wikipedia? I love those. He puts on that serious Jimmy voice.
Honestly not many people make me want to write on Reddit about how I hate them but Roland, is the exception. He is a worthless Greaseback whale, his voice is so squeaky because he is part Orca. I seriously hope a really strong stranger high five's RO RO on the Subway and breaks his turkey arm, causing a stroke, heart attack, and blood clotting. The result being 17 stents placed like the California interstate, to move blood throughout that earthquake making land mass, known as Roland...a fat, pompous, know it all "tough guy"....a FrontRunner, obsessed with material culture and whats out in the mainstream, its so sad the blatant need to be liked, yet... Who would fuck this mess?
You can have mini heart attacks, and not even be in enough pain to go to the hospital. I bet he's had several events already, obesity is a good way to have them.
Thank god for downloading the show, so I can fast forward through his mumbling and slobbery comments.
I don't want him to die, I would love for him to get the Roger Ebert treatment and lose the ability to taste and eat food. That would be worse than death for that disgusting mess.
Amen brotha. That day is coming too. I can't stand that fat fuck and how everyone tip toes around it. How is it that the show can go on rants about obesity, E-rock's addiction, and nothing gets said about what a fat turd Roland is?
Is it me or does Jimmy fucking hattteee Rolando? When Roland goes into his food soliloquies Jim seems to get petulant, probably because he's killing himself to get in good shape and that dude Roland is just like you know what fuck this lol
Too bad this subreddit only represents 20 O&A fans. Everyone else LOVES Roland's food mumbling and booking food guests and listening to celebs eat food. I'm goijg Reddit silent to prove my point. I will only post her a few times per day .
Could care less if he lives or dies, just don't have him speak on the show. It's gotten to the point I'll immediately pause and skip his segments. HE ENTIIIIIICES ME.
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! That's a secret that nobody calling the show should ever ask about. Don't do it! Definitely do not ask about the heart attack when you call into the show.
With the constant comments by O&A&J about how a vast majority of their fanbase is extremely fat themselves, I wonder how many people are upvoting this comment because they think "yeah, i'm fat, but at least I'm not morbidly obese"
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24 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2014-06-09
Roland is fat.
7 PSU19420 2014-06-09
*morbidly obese, you're giving him too much credit.
5 blockbaven 2014-06-09
With the constant comments by O&A&J about how a vast majority of their fanbase is extremely fat themselves, I wonder how many people are upvoting this comment because they think "yeah, i'm fat, but at least I'm not morbidly obese"
as if it makes a difference
as if they arent fooling themselves
20 mesobuku 2014-06-09
The second he comes on air it's an immediate fast-forward. Can't and won't listen to anything that fucking worthless piece of fat, pompous, mumbling, wanna-be food-hipster has to say.
I eagerly await the day his fat filled heart explodes as he writhes in pain shitting and pissing himself slowing fading into death. Fuck you Roland, fuck you right in your annoying fat-swollen face.
12 [deleted] 2014-06-09
Why is he even on air in the first place? He NEVER delivers.
2 Ebhagz 2014-06-09
he delivers the cronuts and that's all that matters
3 [deleted] 2014-06-09
Doesn't deliver the cronut guy though, after HOURS of build up he really fucked up with that one.
13 opiesucks 2014-06-09
a BBQ festival sounds fucking awesome to me.
10 Motorboat_Jones 2014-06-09
How does that fact surprise anyone? He's a miserable fat fuck with food addiction. I encourage this behavior in the hopes that an upcoming stroke fixes his speech impediment or kills him.
10 thebedshow 2014-06-09
I don't want any harm to come to him, I just wish he didn't do booking for the show and didn't come on air. He books terrible uninteresting guests by the boatload to get 1 good guest. No ones favorite part of the show is when fucking Hugh Jackman comes in, it is shooting the shit with other comedians or just O&A&J.
5 Kirillb85 2014-06-09
The boys can't interview big name guests anyways. It's mostly ass licking and how can you act without using your hands questions. We get it.
3 phlammo 2014-06-09
They're not a Sir Paul McCartney calibre show...
3 KnickedUp 2014-06-09
How about Jimmy's one really super detailed 45 second long question to each guest, where he makes it look like he REALLY prepped for the interview for atleast 12 minutes on Wikipedia? I love those. He puts on that serious Jimmy voice.
2 [deleted] 2014-06-09
That mock serious tone, like anybody's that worried about him.
8 hals318 2014-06-09
I'm punching the next fat person I see in the face.
7 kimchifart 2014-06-09
If I read this thread about myself I would feel like shit.
4 jags85 2014-06-09
Unlike Roland you have a soul.
7 ixcuincle 2014-06-09
Kickstart a fund so he can go to the Texas fair. They deep fry EVERYTHING there.
1 CowsAreCurious 2014-06-09
It's true. We even have fried coca-cola.
6 theGardensofAllah 2014-06-09
Honestly not many people make me want to write on Reddit about how I hate them but Roland, is the exception. He is a worthless Greaseback whale, his voice is so squeaky because he is part Orca. I seriously hope a really strong stranger high five's RO RO on the Subway and breaks his turkey arm, causing a stroke, heart attack, and blood clotting. The result being 17 stents placed like the California interstate, to move blood throughout that earthquake making land mass, known as Roland...a fat, pompous, know it all "tough guy"....a FrontRunner, obsessed with material culture and whats out in the mainstream, its so sad the blatant need to be liked, yet... Who would fuck this mess?
4 BottleOfAon 2014-06-09
He's Homer Simpson without the charm but with Cartman's voice.
4 [deleted] 2014-06-09
You can have mini heart attacks, and not even be in enough pain to go to the hospital. I bet he's had several events already, obesity is a good way to have them.
Thank god for downloading the show, so I can fast forward through his mumbling and slobbery comments.
2 [deleted] 2014-06-09
From where do you dl the show?
4 opieblows 2014-06-09
Every time that bloated dummy says issdelicious I want a bullet to rip through his skull. How many treats do ya need?
4 CowsAreCurious 2014-06-09
I don't want him to die, I would love for him to get the Roger Ebert treatment and lose the ability to taste and eat food. That would be worse than death for that disgusting mess.
3 Ebhagz 2014-06-09
I can't even hate I wish I could go to a BBQ festival
3 Kirillb85 2014-06-09
Amen brotha. That day is coming too. I can't stand that fat fuck and how everyone tip toes around it. How is it that the show can go on rants about obesity, E-rock's addiction, and nothing gets said about what a fat turd Roland is?
3 gardenhoser205 2014-06-09
Is it me or does Jimmy fucking hattteee Rolando? When Roland goes into his food soliloquies Jim seems to get petulant, probably because he's killing himself to get in good shape and that dude Roland is just like you know what fuck this lol
1 xBrianSmithx 2014-06-09
Is Jimmy just jelly?
2 gardenhoser205 2014-06-09
totes jells
2 Leeham721 2014-06-09
BBQ festival? Fuck off. Youre putting meat on a fire, what's festivalish about that?
2 BoardroomBimmy 2014-06-09
Too bad this subreddit only represents 20 O&A fans. Everyone else LOVES Roland's food mumbling and booking food guests and listening to celebs eat food. I'm goijg Reddit silent to prove my point. I will only post her a few times per day .
2 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2014-06-09
Something I forgot about that I was reminded of during that segment: Erock and Opie think Leinenkugels is a good example of craft brewing.
2 jackassinjapan 2014-06-09
All the food people he knows are trying their hardest to commit legal murder.
2 Hahrrgis 2014-06-09
Roland needs a food intervention, one where they show him that vegetables exist.
2 TheRadicalMan 2014-06-09
Could care less if he lives or dies, just don't have him speak on the show. It's gotten to the point I'll immediately pause and skip his segments. HE ENTIIIIIICES ME.
1 bcb77 2014-06-09
Yeah, he's fat. Yeah, he's retarded. But, wishing death on him is going overboard.
1 EskimoEscrow 2014-06-09
1 rjl_ 2014-06-09
Totally-not-a-fat-fuck here; I'd spend 3 days at a BBQ fest in a second.
0 [deleted] 2014-06-09
Too extreme. The guy's just a talent booker.
6 jsimm043 2014-06-09
I'm with you' he's more sad than anything else. I just wish his mic would stop working.
-3 Frappo 2014-06-09
You wish a talent booker, a staff member of a radioshow, dies in real life because he's an asshole? you must not go outside alot, you'd go insane.
sorry if i'm being literal but you did say 'seriously'.
10 EskimoEscrow 2014-06-09
Alright, let's meet in the middle. He has a heart attack, but it's not fatal.
7 PSU19420 2014-06-09
And his face is left paralyzed forcing him to "eat" through an IV.
2 BigGreenYamo 2014-06-09
And then someone farts in the port.
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-4 [deleted] 2014-06-09
He should ask @opantxm how he got his
2 phlammo 2014-06-09
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! That's a secret that nobody calling the show should ever ask about. Don't do it! Definitely do not ask about the heart attack when you call into the show.
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5 blockbaven 2014-06-09
With the constant comments by O&A&J about how a vast majority of their fanbase is extremely fat themselves, I wonder how many people are upvoting this comment because they think "yeah, i'm fat, but at least I'm not morbidly obese"
as if it makes a difference
as if they arent fooling themselves