I'm confused, was she the girlfriend that did sexual favors to a Fox News guy while she was living with Ant? Was she the one that fucked a guy in LA while Ant and her were still together? Is she the one that told Ant about how weird Will Sasso was when she dated him, years after she dated Ant yet kept in-touch with her racist boogieman? Don't worry fellas, she has been baptized in feminism now, so all of her past Sins have been cleansed.
I've checked the comments on XOJane. Melissa tried to whiteknight for herself in the comments section but forgot to switch the account. Someone caught it before she deleted it.
I don't think webstuff makes "huge manhattan office" money like a magazine used to, but it makes "closet in the bronx" money till the loans the owners dad cosigned on don't get paid.
Damn! She just simultaneously outed herself as a complete hypocrite and a complete lunatic.
That takes some doin'.
It never ceases to amaze me the depths of crazy a woman will descend to when the world doesn't conform to her delusions about herself. Rather than say "Could these 98% of the people that are trashing me actually have a point?", they just dig in and "fight", but all they wind up doing is digging themselves a deeper hole.
If you actually look at a fashion magazine, a lot of them do look like her. You see that goofy big ear, long head look quite a lot.
She's a little past her modelling years though. If your name isn't a commodity by your late twenties, you're probably done. Way too many hotter, younger girls that don't know shit about the business who will work for half of what you're asking.
what's the whole story with danny? i keep seeing references to some tension between him and others, and i'm just curious (and nosy i guess). who is he mad at and why exactly?
He's a passive-aggressive bitch that alienated and argued with nearly everyone on the show (including Patrice), and eventually Ant as well, who was the person that stuck up for him the most. Most of his friends on facebook are O+A listeners, but even when he was working there if someone mentioned or quoted the show he'd jump all over them. Claims not to care what anyone thinks, but says it so often about O+A related stuff, that you can tell he's deeply hurt.
Has Danny ever explained why he's the victim when he got his own ass fired? Why the hell would anybody with a brain keep pressing their luck and expecting their bosses to bail them out?
She 's claiming it was all jokes? She's lucky no one posted the audio of that Live From The Compound to YouTube where she angrily compared the girls Ant was giving money to, to black people. I found it on a file hosting site a couple of weeks ago. "You might as well give the money to fucking niggers then..." "...Because they just fucking buy drugs with it. Sit around smoking weed."
That's funny because isn't' sitting around smoking weed all he did for pretty much all of highschool? He's racist for a lot of reasons, but she might have found the only stereotype he doesn't care about.
How do you date Anthony Fucking Cumia, reap all the benefits, and then go on to become a feminist blogger? Aw shucks guys, guess I was just blinded by all that white privaledge at the time, turns out equal rights and stuff are actually good! I totally get it now!
Edit: After listening to the commentary, Jim changed my view a little, I do think it was bullshit that she was fired, I just wanted to make fun of her for being that naive. Fuck her, but fuck that site way more.
Cut to 2014 and I’m writing articles about accused rapists and criticizing men for saying degrading things about women. I’m the definition of a hypocrite.
I didn't see it as "blaming" so much as providing context for the remarks. It's not like she's saying Anthony brainwashed or corrupted her— she even says she was originally drawn to him because she found his dark humor amusing.
having the luxury to change my mind is the definition of privilege
Am I reading this right? She's so stricken with white guilt that she believes that thinking things and then thinking about them differently if she wants to is a privilege? Jesus, I think white people want to be physically and mentally enslaved to show how sorry they are for what a bunch of southerners did 150 years ago.
That's the hidden point to all of this: I'm so much smarter than you, I have to punish myself rather than rely on your sense of context to interpret my actions.
Ah, I remember how backwards we were in those strange old days, four years ago. We were all so young and naive back then. Game of Thrones was in its first season, and Jesse had to kill Gale in Breaking Bad! Ah, how young and foolhardy we were! Barack Obama was entering his third year as President and Osama Bin Laden was still alive living the good life in Pakistan! What a different world it was! I'm so glad we've moved on!
I can't believe the crazy opinions I used to have back then! Now that I'm in my 30s it feels so strange to have once believed that Jaime Lannister was the bad guy. Maybe it was because my girlfriend at the time loved Robb Stark and her hatred of Jaime rubbed off on me. Was I so full of hatred that I wouldn't even consider that maybe.. just maybe Skylar White was in a very difficult situation and any woman would react that way?
Even then I knew deep down that I wasn't a Jaime hater, and Skylar, well, she's a good woman. I always knew it. I know I'm a hypocrite singing their praises now, but please forgive me - it's been almost 4 years and life was so much different back then.
I turn on the tube and what do I see
A whole lotta people cryin' "Don't blame me"
They point their crooked little fingers ar everybody else
Spend all their time feelin' sorry for themselves
Victim of this, victim of that
Your momma's too thin; your daddy's too fat
Get over it
Get over it
All this whinin' and cryin' and pitchin' a fit
Get over it, get over it
You say you haven't been the same since you had your little crash
But you might feel better if I gave you some cash
The more I think about it, Old Billy was right
Let's kill all the lawyers, kill 'em tonight
You don't want to work, you want to live like a king
But the big, bad world doesn't owe you a thing
Get over it
Get over it
If you don't want to play, then you might as well split
Get over it, Get over it
It's like going to confession every time I hear you speak
You're makin' the most of your losin' streak
Some call it sick, but I call it weak
You drag it around like a ball and chain
You wallow in the guilt; you wallow in the pain
You wave it like a flag, you wear it like a crown
Got your mind in the gutter, bringin' everybody down
Complain about the present and blame it on the past
I'd like to find your inner child and kick its little ass
Get over it
Get over it
All this bitchin' and moanin' and pitchin' a fit
Get over it, get over it
Get over it
Get over it
It's gotta stop sometime, so why don't you quit
Get over it, get over it
This chick has always been a dunderhead. I used to cringe when she was on LFTC. She tried soooooo hard to be "cool" and "edgy" but in reality she was basically just throwing on slutty outfits, twirling her hair and laughing at Anthonys jokes for an hour. One time she was blowing bubbles in her cocktail and I had to turn the shit off. Fucking annoying try hard.
Blaming Anthony for her racism is such horseshit. Just like that crap she wrote about how Anthony is a "racist, misogynist blah blah blah" right after they broke up. Yeah, no shit he is. And you loved it. So move the fuck on already.
She's also the girl that claimed a married actor hit on her during a flight. I still suspect that was a bullshit act as well. She's a huge attention queen.
Aren't there dozens of hours of her sitting next to Ant on Live from the Compound shows where he (they) are both plastered and ranting about countless topics that would make for uncomfortable questions years down the road?
i was watching an episode of munchies on the vice channel(shut up) and she was on it. melstet is so incredibly vapid, its odd how she even finds her way to these types of gigs in the first place
I was shocked to find that she was writing for Vice too. I'm not sure how she managed that. And what she was writing was garbage about modeling and shit like that too. "I ate cookies backstage at fashion week and everyone thought i was weird. OMG." Why would they hire her? It makes no sense...
Because when you google her name, you get linked to threads with assholes like us talking about her.
She has a built in audience, no matter how small. She makes her money by mentioning she fucked Anthony.
I guess XOJane has no problem with the fact that she is a domestic abuser, but making a racist comment, that's too far. It's OK to assault your significant other by throwing objects at them, but don't say a bad word.
Isn't this the same bitch who has complained about getting endless messages from pests about rape, breast cancer, and her buck teeth? Does she think such tweets will cease now that she has decided too pass the buck to Anthony for getting canned? Fuck this lack of identity cunt, "I used to be a sh*t head", honey you still are and you deserve every unflattering message coming your way.
Why are we not jocktobering the comments? Have you people lost your souls? Go through Disqus using your jocktober facebooks and let's give this cunt some new jokes to apologize for!
Seventy years ago he wrote about O&A's apology clock bit:
“In a society in which there is no law, and in theory no compulsion, the only arbiter of behaviour is public opinion. But public opinion, because of the tremendous urge to conformity in gregarious animals is less tolerant than any system of law. When human beings are governed by “thou shalt not”, the individual can practise a certain amount of eccentricity: when they are supposedly governed by “love” or “reason”, he is under continuous pressure to make him behave and think in exactly the same way as everyone else.”
He was a fucking socialist you dumb shit. That's the joke.
"Every line of serious work that I have written since 1936 has been written, directly or indirectly, against totalitarianism and for democratic socialism, as I understand it."
No, he was an anti-totalitarian ... you dumb shit, cos apparently that's what we're calling people we don't know now. And you attempted a joke, you didn't land a joke, that's different. We all saw it, we all recognized the form, we just didn't laugh.
Anti-totalitarian outranks and obscures any of your tired-out one-dimensional artificial dichotomies. It's about up/down, not left/right ... so a mid-twentieth century socialist anti-totalitarian is just an anti-totalitarian. That's how it works.
You want to go round and round again, or do you just want to leave it at two comments each?
Did you do a lol, did you? Did you really lol? I don't think I believe that.
No, I made it quite clear what he was. I described exactly what he was. There was nothing ignored. He was a man, full of marked contradictions, looking for realistic answers, taking his best shot at squaring the circle, but throughout both his physical, intellectual and ideological journeys was guided principally and above all else by a basic anti-totalitarian thread which never wavered and only ever strengthened. That was his most singular and overwhelming defining characteristic.
He says, "Capitalism leads to dole queues, the scramble for markets, and war. Collectivism leads to concentration camps, leader-worship and war"
I'd take one anti-totalitarian socialist, over twenty anti-socialists who aren't quite so concerned about totalitarian danger. Any day. So should you.
To glibly dismiss a thinker who saw as many of the angles as he did, as something as simpleminded and one-dimensional as 'socialist', is an unjustifiable disservice to the quality of his writings.
"As we moved slowly through the outskirts of the town we passed row after row of little grey slum houses running at right angles to the embankment. At the back of one of the houses a young woman was kneeling on the stones, poking a stick up the leaden waste pipe which ran from the sink inside and which I suppose was blocked. I had time to see everything about her – her sacking apron, her clumsy clogs, her arms reddened by the cold. She looked up as the train passed, and I was almost near enough to catch her eye. She had a round pale face, the usual exhausted face of the slum girl who is 25 and looks 40, thanks to miscarriages and drudgery; and it wore, for the second in which I saw it, the most desolate, hopeless expression I have ever seen. It struck me then that we are mistaken when we say that “It isn’t the same for them as it would be for us”, and that people bred in the slums can imagine nothing but the slums. For what I saw in her face was not the ignorant suffering of an animal. She knew well enough what was happening to her – understood as well as I did how dreadful a destiny it was to be kneeling there in the bitter cold, on the slimy stones of a slum backyard, poking a stick up a foul drainpipe."
The thing I posted was a direct quote from his essay, Why I Write.
But please keep writing multiple paragraphs on why he isn't a socialist because it doesn't it fit your twisted definition of socialist. I'm waiting with bated breath.
btw i'm not dismissing him. i just find humor in certain people quoting a socialist on (what they think are) the dangers of socialism (a thing that usually isn't even socialism but whatever the neoliberals are doing at the moment)
Seriously, you now choose to reveal you've been wasting my fucking time thus far, boasting of your wilful confusion and massive unwarranted fuckin' deliberate misapprehension of what I have written here.
I refuse to rewrite it, or rephrase it, or repeat it till you figure out what exactly I have been saying. But here's a fucking clue. I said it doesn't matter if he was a socialist, whatever that outmoded overbroad pointless label may or may not mean; It only matters he was an anti-totalitarian. That was his overarching critical insight.
Now go back and re-read what I wrote, and read it properly this time you thick cunt, and keep re-reading it, and don't come back here till you have the beginnings of a much better appreciation of the actual point being discussed here.
But it will be a while, because based on your second sentence, you currently have zero fucking clue as to what this discussion was even about.
You just spent the last two hours calling me "shit-head" and stomping your feet because I had the temerity to express a contrary opinion to you on the relative weights of Orwell's views on the technicalities of centralised planning versus his clearly more important views on murderous totalitarianism.
And you choose to, utterly un-ironically, attempt to then pull a "The only thing that matters is what you says matters" as some sort of sign off?
And you thought you'd get away with that ... have you got rocks in your fucking skull that you didn't see how easily I'd pull the legs out from under that gasping, desperate tactic, and turn it straight back.
The good guys at this sort of thing look more than one move ahead.
But thanks to your latest clumsy reply, I can agree, I think we have now unambiguously identified the cunt in this thread. Congratulations you intolerant aggressive myopic narrow-minded cunt.
I wished I lived in your bizarro world. You outright dismiss facts because they don't fit your world view, you are completely unaware of the irony in quoting Orwell while telling me minutes later that the only facts about him that matter are the ones you deem suitable and you actually think you won an argument (is that what this was?) because you dropped a couple of paragraphs littered with big words without realizing that you worked yourself up over a joke/trap post.
(and no i didn't literally laugh out loud and yet i still used it. weird)
"Unfortunately, Melissa also made a comment on Twitter today that undermined her entire apology. After careful consideration, we've decided that we can no longer work with Melissa as a contributor for this reason. "
From the comments section: That Andy Warhol quote should be updated to "In the future, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes from being accused of racism."
What an idiot. Did she fail to realize that she was forced to make an apology because of shit she's said years ago? The last thing you do is make fun of that apology. In the end, she showed that Anthony didn't make her a piece of shit, she was already one.
First someone would have to bring him up to speed and as they were telling the story he would be like, "wait...aint that the bitch Anthony used to fuck?" then giant Patrice happy laugh for 30 seconds followed by Patrice trashing her for a few minutes.
There is nothing more disgusting than this whore trying to make it like she was in a daze of sexist and mysogynystic jokes. You were 26 BITCH. It's not like you were 17.
She's just a dumb bitch. She shouldn't be blaming anyone or playing a sympathy card. The desperation and grovelling is tedious. However she shouldn't be fired whatsoever, she's actually perfect for that shitty site.
The entire notion that any joke she made ever actually hurt anyone is bullshit to begin with. The fact that she then had to publicly reject all of the jokes she made, acknowledge that they somehow hurt someone, and try to explain away why she didn't see at the time how hurtful they were is just going further down the rabbit hole of bullshit.
She should have said that they were jokes and if anyone has a problem with jokes it's THEIR problem, not hers. She ended up being fired anyway, she could've at least been honest.
I don't know what is better: that she uses the feminist angle to blame Ant for her own actions, or that she went back on it later on Twitter and expected nobody to notice. She's not only a tool, but a complete idiot as well.
She dated rich men outside her age group, and she is about done as a model. She has absolutely nothing to fall back on, besides marrying some 50-something millionaire thrice-divorced douchebag LA lawyer, agent, or producer.
I actually have to give Ant credit. Being 30 years old, I would've been irate if she aired our private conversations in a magazine. Ant took it as a joke. I guess being a millionaire and fucking desperate, wacked-out whores has its privileges in that you can just shrug it off.
I didn't feel like she was blaming him, so much as admitting her own weak personality. She's not unlike some of the pests (or even people in this sub) who will put out repugnant insults and wishes behind their anonymity. For instance, the inevitable rape threats received by almost any women who disagrees with O&A (pink socks, etc, ad nauseum). The difference is she never pretended to be someone else--her repugnant views and dumb jokes were under her own name.
Didn't she also live tweet as Brian Presley (an actor) tried to hit on her while drunk on a plane and talking about his wife and children? Only afterwards it transpired she invented it all while he was asleep next to her?
She's already got a bigger career headstart from the show than 90% of the local standup comics in NYC. Now she's complaining about being influenced by Anthony's sense of humor? Give me a fucking break.
From the comments section: That Andy Warhol quote should be updated to "In the future, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes from being accused of racism."
I didn't see it as "blaming" so much as providing context for the remarks. It's not like she's saying Anthony brainwashed or corrupted her— she even says she was originally drawn to him because she found his dark humor amusing.
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88 jsimm043 2014-06-09
She spent her twenties trying to pander to her boyfriends.
Now she'll spend her thirties trying to pander to her employers.
I don't see a huge difference.
50 [deleted] 2014-06-09
In her case boyfriends paid better.
28 [deleted] 2014-06-09
That was uncalled for and I'm sorry.
25 harriswill 2014-06-09
Reset that clock.
9 [deleted] 2014-06-09
I'm confused, was she the girlfriend that did sexual favors to a Fox News guy while she was living with Ant? Was she the one that fucked a guy in LA while Ant and her were still together? Is she the one that told Ant about how weird Will Sasso was when she dated him, years after she dated Ant yet kept in-touch with her racist boogieman? Don't worry fellas, she has been baptized in feminism now, so all of her past Sins have been cleansed.
2 [deleted] 2014-06-09
look she even does impressions
8 DaKuech 2014-06-09
She does these impressions, you'd swear it was the real people.
3 gambit32 2014-06-09
Lets not forget she likes costumes too
http://i.imgur.com/yXcrkTW.jpg
3 [deleted] 2014-06-09
Holy shit! reset the apology clock
2 krankle 2014-06-09
I can't believe that shite has 92 likes.
1 MaxKawalski 2014-06-09
Wha...?
She needs a fucking slap.
1 PanzerSmanzer 2014-06-09
To be fair, I'm sure the impressions are a lot better when she has her clothes off and is about to fuck you.
1 kentrel 2014-06-09
Nailed it.
81 aftershave 2014-06-09
I've checked the comments on XOJane. Melissa tried to whiteknight for herself in the comments section but forgot to switch the account. Someone caught it before she deleted it.
http://i.imgur.com/y6J0pOD.jpg
NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR ART. El-oh-el.
36 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2014-06-09
Wow, that is fucking embarrassing.
18 waterbuffaler 2014-06-09
Holy shit. That is cringier than Bob Levy's call-in's. Humiliating.
9 sheetrock 2014-06-09
Skimming through these comments, I think my favorite is the one from Elizabitch Taylor, who writes: "I fucking knew you were lying about your age."
Also, xoJane is a gig people care about keeping? I thought all this web stuff didn't make any money.
2 free2game 2014-06-09
I don't think webstuff makes "huge manhattan office" money like a magazine used to, but it makes "closet in the bronx" money till the loans the owners dad cosigned on don't get paid.
2 MoonshineSchneider 2014-06-09
clearly you've never been to Buzzfeed's huge Manhattan office.
6 RKO36 2014-06-09
lol yucakroo.
5 ToothGnasher 2014-06-09
If this is real I'll be so fucking happy...
5 FresnoJefferson 2014-06-09
fucking gold. made my day. :D
5 Koolaider 2014-06-09
Ahh, Christ. I couldn't stand to read more than the first two sentences.
3 [deleted] 2014-06-09
Holy shit that's amazing
2 GortPlanetX 2014-06-09
WOW. That's so sad. Grace and class simply cannot be bought.
2 devilsadvocate33 2014-06-09
Damn! She just simultaneously outed herself as a complete hypocrite and a complete lunatic.
That takes some doin'.
It never ceases to amaze me the depths of crazy a woman will descend to when the world doesn't conform to her delusions about herself. Rather than say "Could these 98% of the people that are trashing me actually have a point?", they just dig in and "fight", but all they wind up doing is digging themselves a deeper hole.
1 Ignatius_Oh_Reilly 2014-06-09
If this was an act, it would be an incredible work of satire.
-1 20somethingzilch 2014-06-09
hahahaha think she'll off herself?
67 dankfranklin 2014-06-09
Maybe she was fired because she's an unfunny, uninteresting model.
15 Leeham721 2014-06-09
The bar for model is pretty fucking low these days.
8 uhh-huhh 2014-06-09
i'd fuck her
8 jelliedbabies 2014-06-09
But would you take pictures of the act for commercial purposes?
2 rahtin 2014-06-09
If you actually look at a fashion magazine, a lot of them do look like her. You see that goofy big ear, long head look quite a lot.
She's a little past her modelling years though. If your name isn't a commodity by your late twenties, you're probably done. Way too many hotter, younger girls that don't know shit about the business who will work for half of what you're asking.
3 Phrunkis2 2014-06-09
I'd fuck her too, but I'd also fuck Sarah Jessica Parker, so it's not saying much, that being said, I do think Melissa's hot.
7 Unshavenhelga 2014-06-09
Stetten's much hotter than the teenage skank Ant flew to after.
-2 Phrunkis2 2014-06-09
Yeah I'd dick her too.
4 Ebhagz 2014-06-09
lol exactly I'd fuck Oprah if I could doesn't make a damn difference
2 Phrunkis2 2014-06-09
I'd draw the line before Oprah.
2 [deleted] 2014-06-09
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1 chode-y 2014-06-09
I'd stand behind the line you drew and shoot my cum on Oprah's face like a horny commando with a sniper rifle.
1 MaxKawalski 2014-06-09
I'd fuck SJP!
7 Phrunkis2 2014-06-09
Esssss Jayyyyy Peeeeeeeeeeee!
1 chode-y 2014-06-09
Haychhhhh Ohhhhhh Areeeeee Esssss Eyyyyyyyyyyy
2 Icculus1833 2014-06-09
every single O&A fan I follow on twitter follows her.
33 dochattan 2014-06-09
People follow a sad fuck pretending to be Ant's cat as well.
9 [deleted] 2014-06-09
Why would you follow an O&A fan?
2 Phrunkis2 2014-06-09
I follow Stevey Knight.
11 [deleted] 2014-06-09
Who wouldn't follow that beautiful, stuttering prick?
2 Icculus1833 2014-06-09
any time I see someone with a WOW on their pic, I follow them. they tend to be funnier than the other common interest people I follow.
49 Holzmann 2014-06-09
Danny and her should just meet over coffee, talk about Anthony, and then have a good cry together. Then the healing process can begin.
19 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2014-06-09
They can share stories about how big Ant's dick is.
4 [deleted] 2014-06-09
Maybe he can get her an entry level job at Rockstar, he's probably worked his way up to shift manager at this point.
2 dontcallmejames 2014-06-09
what's the whole story with danny? i keep seeing references to some tension between him and others, and i'm just curious (and nosy i guess). who is he mad at and why exactly?
12 WiretapStudios 2014-06-09
He's a passive-aggressive bitch that alienated and argued with nearly everyone on the show (including Patrice), and eventually Ant as well, who was the person that stuck up for him the most. Most of his friends on facebook are O+A listeners, but even when he was working there if someone mentioned or quoted the show he'd jump all over them. Claims not to care what anyone thinks, but says it so often about O+A related stuff, that you can tell he's deeply hurt.
3 MeteorBlitzkieg 2014-06-09
Has Danny ever explained why he's the victim when he got his own ass fired? Why the hell would anybody with a brain keep pressing their luck and expecting their bosses to bail them out?
-2 HANKKKINGSLEY 2014-06-09
Probably already had the Rockstar gig lined up and was hoping it would be interesting for the show.
34 VanDamme79 2014-06-09
So why is the thumbnail of a baby suckin on big tits? And where do I find a larger image?
14 NoirMagieGateau 2014-06-09
Get a girl pregnant.
5 Alienmonkey 2014-06-09
This needs to be answered.
I was thinking it was a balding octo-tittied mom, but I could be wrong.
4 opiesucks 2014-06-09
thats why i clicked this shit article.
3 dochattan 2014-06-09
Right click/Save as
Google image search
???
Profit
Or here.
23 VanDamme79 2014-06-09
Jesus! Better left as a thumbnail!
7 Autorotator 2014-06-09
Yeah, that was a little disappointing.
4 Koolaider 2014-06-09
Ohhh jeeeeeziz
1 cabaretcabaret 2014-06-09
It's from that honest breastfeeding photo series. It must be the thumbnail for all links to XOJane
33 vatred 2014-06-09
She 's claiming it was all jokes? She's lucky no one posted the audio of that Live From The Compound to YouTube where she angrily compared the girls Ant was giving money to, to black people. I found it on a file hosting site a couple of weeks ago. "You might as well give the money to fucking niggers then..." "...Because they just fucking buy drugs with it. Sit around smoking weed."
25 shutyourgob 2014-06-09
That's what happens when you don't have a personality of your own and you're trying to impress Anthony Cumia.
6 SHUT_UP_STUPID 2014-06-09
Like most of the listeners.
8 factoryset 2014-06-09
Upload it to make sure she doesn't get a job at Gawker.
5 vatred 2014-06-09
I'm not going to upload it. Her bullshit annoys me, but she's already been fired for something she tweeted years ago.
3 [deleted] 2014-06-09
this is worse: http://i.imgur.com/yXcrkTW.jpg
1 vatred 2014-06-09
Ha! Never seen that before.
3 [deleted] 2014-06-09
please post a link or IM it
2 RancorousC 2014-06-09
That's funny because isn't' sitting around smoking weed all he did for pretty much all of highschool? He's racist for a lot of reasons, but she might have found the only stereotype he doesn't care about.
29 JewyKikeStein 2014-06-09
That's a gem.
Let's be honest guys, it's all fun and games until someone's feelings are hurt. That's where I personally draw the line.
16 BeerCanThick 2014-06-09
Nah, it is all fun and games until the career is on the line. Then "Words Hurt."
3 dianakurlan2 2014-06-09
Agree, Jewy Kikestein.
1 racecartitty 2014-06-09
i agree, colin!
1 Icon_Crash 2014-06-09
Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but names will get me fired.
29 Koolaider 2014-06-09
It's like the pendulum is swinging back the other way.
9 [deleted] 2014-06-09
yesssss
9 grimmis123 2014-06-09
Best get out of moyyyyyyy way
28 omgwtfitssteve 2014-06-09
How do you date Anthony Fucking Cumia, reap all the benefits, and then go on to become a feminist blogger? Aw shucks guys, guess I was just blinded by all that white privaledge at the time, turns out equal rights and stuff are actually good! I totally get it now!
Edit: After listening to the commentary, Jim changed my view a little, I do think it was bullshit that she was fired, I just wanted to make fun of her for being that naive. Fuck her, but fuck that site way more.
6 nikolam 2014-06-09
Reap the benefits? Those were consolation prizes for having to fuck an old man.
26 hansel4150 2014-06-09
I hate people who don't take responsibility for their own actions. Own up to it.
7 YourOldPalHoward 2014-06-09
Sounds like owning up to me.
17 hansel4150 2014-06-09
She blamed Ant in the first few paragraphs
3 YourOldPalHoward 2014-06-09
I didn't see it as "blaming" so much as providing context for the remarks. It's not like she's saying Anthony brainwashed or corrupted her— she even says she was originally drawn to him because she found his dark humor amusing.
11 Frappo 2014-06-09
Why even bring him up though?
2 CowsAreCurious 2014-06-09
Because he's still the biggest name she's ever been associated with.
1 [deleted] 2014-06-09
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1 Ricktron3030 2014-06-09
And she said she wasn't blaming him.
22 NoirMagieGateau 2014-06-09
Fuck her, and fuck XoJane. That giant beast Mandy Stedmemitll or whatever was on with that Duke Pornstar cunt and she was also unbearable.
3 phaseMonkey 2014-06-09
Fucking cunts of a fuck cuntbag those two. Any SJW should be shot into sun.
1 sthippie 2014-06-09
used to work with said beast. she is, in fact, unbearable in real life too.
1 luvmuppet 2014-06-09
xojane is pretty much digital fish wrap.
21 SkipErrl 2014-06-09
i love how shes blaming her firing on a guy she dated for ONE YEAR FOUR YEARS AGO
5 RKO36 2014-06-09
Has it been that long? Geez.
17 im_not 2014-06-09
Am I reading this right? She's so stricken with white guilt that she believes that thinking things and then thinking about them differently if she wants to is a privilege? Jesus, I think white people want to be physically and mentally enslaved to show how sorry they are for what a bunch of southerners did 150 years ago.
16 o89 2014-06-09
not to mention condescending. Are non-privileged people too dumb to change their minds or what?
11 PhilipeNegro 2014-06-09
That's the hidden point to all of this: I'm so much smarter than you, I have to punish myself rather than rely on your sense of context to interpret my actions.
14 Roland1232 2014-06-09
I fucked her once. She was squirtin all over the place and stuff.
3 NoirMagieGateau 2014-06-09
Fuck yeah! Me too!
2 fireantss 2014-06-09
It was like niagra falls or sumthin. She was cummin for days or maybe even weeks
1 McGobs 2014-06-09
No she wasn't, Chip.
1 realister 2014-06-09
Don't think thats true at all
1 Icon_Crash 2014-06-09
Stetten? How come she aint' staindin or sumthin?
14 kentrel 2014-06-09
Ah, I remember how backwards we were in those strange old days, four years ago. We were all so young and naive back then. Game of Thrones was in its first season, and Jesse had to kill Gale in Breaking Bad! Ah, how young and foolhardy we were! Barack Obama was entering his third year as President and Osama Bin Laden was still alive living the good life in Pakistan! What a different world it was! I'm so glad we've moved on!
I can't believe the crazy opinions I used to have back then! Now that I'm in my 30s it feels so strange to have once believed that Jaime Lannister was the bad guy. Maybe it was because my girlfriend at the time loved Robb Stark and her hatred of Jaime rubbed off on me. Was I so full of hatred that I wouldn't even consider that maybe.. just maybe Skylar White was in a very difficult situation and any woman would react that way?
Even then I knew deep down that I wasn't a Jaime hater, and Skylar, well, she's a good woman. I always knew it. I know I'm a hypocrite singing their praises now, but please forgive me - it's been almost 4 years and life was so much different back then.
7 FresnoJefferson 2014-06-09
it was a different world then.
2 kentrel 2014-06-09
To put it in perspective, Justin Bieber's "Baby" was top of the charts. I think they still play it on the Golden Oldies - Best of the 10s.
13 Opprobriousness 2014-06-09
xojane's very existence gives me hypertension.
4 phaseMonkey 2014-06-09
Xojane causes my dick hole to prolapse.
12 Abarf 2014-06-09
I turn on the tube and what do I see A whole lotta people cryin' "Don't blame me" They point their crooked little fingers ar everybody else Spend all their time feelin' sorry for themselves Victim of this, victim of that Your momma's too thin; your daddy's too fat
Get over it Get over it All this whinin' and cryin' and pitchin' a fit Get over it, get over it
You say you haven't been the same since you had your little crash But you might feel better if I gave you some cash The more I think about it, Old Billy was right Let's kill all the lawyers, kill 'em tonight You don't want to work, you want to live like a king But the big, bad world doesn't owe you a thing
Get over it Get over it If you don't want to play, then you might as well split Get over it, Get over it
It's like going to confession every time I hear you speak You're makin' the most of your losin' streak Some call it sick, but I call it weak
You drag it around like a ball and chain You wallow in the guilt; you wallow in the pain You wave it like a flag, you wear it like a crown Got your mind in the gutter, bringin' everybody down Complain about the present and blame it on the past I'd like to find your inner child and kick its little ass
Get over it Get over it All this bitchin' and moanin' and pitchin' a fit Get over it, get over it
Get over it Get over it It's gotta stop sometime, so why don't you quit Get over it, get over it
5 mintwaltman 2014-06-09
Awesome poetry, man! Got any more?
3 Abarf 2014-06-09
Fitting isn't it?
12 waterbuffaler 2014-06-09
This chick has always been a dunderhead. I used to cringe when she was on LFTC. She tried soooooo hard to be "cool" and "edgy" but in reality she was basically just throwing on slutty outfits, twirling her hair and laughing at Anthonys jokes for an hour. One time she was blowing bubbles in her cocktail and I had to turn the shit off. Fucking annoying try hard.
Blaming Anthony for her racism is such horseshit. Just like that crap she wrote about how Anthony is a "racist, misogynist blah blah blah" right after they broke up. Yeah, no shit he is. And you loved it. So move the fuck on already.
1 luvmuppet 2014-06-09
She's also the girl that claimed a married actor hit on her during a flight. I still suspect that was a bullshit act as well. She's a huge attention queen.
10 mintwaltman 2014-06-09
Aren't there dozens of hours of her sitting next to Ant on Live from the Compound shows where he (they) are both plastered and ranting about countless topics that would make for uncomfortable questions years down the road?
9 VeritablyClean 2014-06-09
The comments are such drippy dyke talk, yuck
"so brave, putting the blame on an older white man, you go girl!"
0 HANKKKINGSLEY 2014-06-09
That's an obvious troll.
1 VeritablyClean 2014-06-09
not an actual quote, I wrote that mockingly
9 JD-S 2014-06-09
just show tits already.
9 trollbotix 2014-06-09
Cumia did nothing wrong.
1 [deleted] 2014-06-09
Waddle Doodle
8 Rootz121 2014-06-09
i was watching an episode of munchies on the vice channel(shut up) and she was on it. melstet is so incredibly vapid, its odd how she even finds her way to these types of gigs in the first place
6 waterbuffaler 2014-06-09
I was shocked to find that she was writing for Vice too. I'm not sure how she managed that. And what she was writing was garbage about modeling and shit like that too. "I ate cookies backstage at fashion week and everyone thought i was weird. OMG." Why would they hire her? It makes no sense...
5 rahtin 2014-06-09
Because when you google her name, you get linked to threads with assholes like us talking about her.
She has a built in audience, no matter how small. She makes her money by mentioning she fucked Anthony.
I guess XOJane has no problem with the fact that she is a domestic abuser, but making a racist comment, that's too far. It's OK to assault your significant other by throwing objects at them, but don't say a bad word.
8 FrunkisOA 2014-06-09
She just seems like a cunt
7 TruckerLarryMustDie 2014-06-09
Don't worry I will save you Melissa! CUNT!
7 WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2014-06-09
Isn't this the same bitch who has complained about getting endless messages from pests about rape, breast cancer, and her buck teeth? Does she think such tweets will cease now that she has decided too pass the buck to Anthony for getting canned? Fuck this lack of identity cunt, "I used to be a sh*t head", honey you still are and you deserve every unflattering message coming your way.
5 factoryset 2014-06-09
I read your comment in RuPaul's voice.
7 Happy_ScrappyHeroPup 2014-06-09
Fuck her for passing the buck instead of being honest, but fuck XoJane even more for firing her (and being XoJane).
7 schmoegreene 2014-06-09
Why are we not jocktobering the comments? Have you people lost your souls? Go through Disqus using your jocktober facebooks and let's give this cunt some new jokes to apologize for!
4 omgwtfitssteve 2014-06-09
Because she is getting BLOWN THE FUCK OUT by xoJane commenters already, and it's funny.
2 HANKKKINGSLEY 2014-06-09
https://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/1073/7674/original.jpg?w=800&h
oh gawd this is delightful.
2 highflyin 2014-06-09
Looks like some of us have started.. yay! :) EDIT: Looks like they are deleting stuff pretty fast.
7 majestik6 2014-06-09
Remember 1984? They brainwash the protagonist, convince him to change his thoughts and apologize for how he used to think.
And then they blow his brains out.
1 HeyBuddays 2014-06-09
1984? isn't that the book written by a socialist?
3 RupertRooksby 2014-06-09
No, it was written by an anti-totalitarian.
Seventy years ago he wrote about O&A's apology clock bit:
“In a society in which there is no law, and in theory no compulsion, the only arbiter of behaviour is public opinion. But public opinion, because of the tremendous urge to conformity in gregarious animals is less tolerant than any system of law. When human beings are governed by “thou shalt not”, the individual can practise a certain amount of eccentricity: when they are supposedly governed by “love” or “reason”, he is under continuous pressure to make him behave and think in exactly the same way as everyone else.”
1 HeyBuddays 2014-06-09
He was a fucking socialist you dumb shit. That's the joke.
"Every line of serious work that I have written since 1936 has been written, directly or indirectly, against totalitarianism and for democratic socialism, as I understand it."
2 RupertRooksby 2014-06-09
No, he was an anti-totalitarian ... you dumb shit, cos apparently that's what we're calling people we don't know now. And you attempted a joke, you didn't land a joke, that's different. We all saw it, we all recognized the form, we just didn't laugh.
Anti-totalitarian outranks and obscures any of your tired-out one-dimensional artificial dichotomies. It's about up/down, not left/right ... so a mid-twentieth century socialist anti-totalitarian is just an anti-totalitarian. That's how it works.
You want to go round and round again, or do you just want to leave it at two comments each?
4 CUNTYMOM 2014-06-09
lol this guy felt so smart after writing this, nobody's impressed, use cunt more.
0 HeyBuddays 2014-06-09
So...you're willingly ignoring what the man actually was because it doesn't fit your viewpoint/agenda?
lol
0 RupertRooksby 2014-06-09
Did you do a lol, did you? Did you really lol? I don't think I believe that.
No, I made it quite clear what he was. I described exactly what he was. There was nothing ignored. He was a man, full of marked contradictions, looking for realistic answers, taking his best shot at squaring the circle, but throughout both his physical, intellectual and ideological journeys was guided principally and above all else by a basic anti-totalitarian thread which never wavered and only ever strengthened. That was his most singular and overwhelming defining characteristic.
He says, "Capitalism leads to dole queues, the scramble for markets, and war. Collectivism leads to concentration camps, leader-worship and war"
I'd take one anti-totalitarian socialist, over twenty anti-socialists who aren't quite so concerned about totalitarian danger. Any day. So should you.
To glibly dismiss a thinker who saw as many of the angles as he did, as something as simpleminded and one-dimensional as 'socialist', is an unjustifiable disservice to the quality of his writings.
"As we moved slowly through the outskirts of the town we passed row after row of little grey slum houses running at right angles to the embankment. At the back of one of the houses a young woman was kneeling on the stones, poking a stick up the leaden waste pipe which ran from the sink inside and which I suppose was blocked. I had time to see everything about her – her sacking apron, her clumsy clogs, her arms reddened by the cold. She looked up as the train passed, and I was almost near enough to catch her eye. She had a round pale face, the usual exhausted face of the slum girl who is 25 and looks 40, thanks to miscarriages and drudgery; and it wore, for the second in which I saw it, the most desolate, hopeless expression I have ever seen. It struck me then that we are mistaken when we say that “It isn’t the same for them as it would be for us”, and that people bred in the slums can imagine nothing but the slums. For what I saw in her face was not the ignorant suffering of an animal. She knew well enough what was happening to her – understood as well as I did how dreadful a destiny it was to be kneeling there in the bitter cold, on the slimy stones of a slum backyard, poking a stick up a foul drainpipe."
-1 HeyBuddays 2014-06-09
The thing I posted was a direct quote from his essay, Why I Write.
But please keep writing multiple paragraphs on why he isn't a socialist because it doesn't it fit your twisted definition of socialist. I'm waiting with bated breath.
1 RupertRooksby 2014-06-09
What the fuck are you talking about?
Seriously, you now choose to reveal you've been wasting my fucking time thus far, boasting of your wilful confusion and massive unwarranted fuckin' deliberate misapprehension of what I have written here.
I refuse to rewrite it, or rephrase it, or repeat it till you figure out what exactly I have been saying. But here's a fucking clue. I said it doesn't matter if he was a socialist, whatever that outmoded overbroad pointless label may or may not mean; It only matters he was an anti-totalitarian. That was his overarching critical insight.
Now go back and re-read what I wrote, and read it properly this time you thick cunt, and keep re-reading it, and don't come back here till you have the beginnings of a much better appreciation of the actual point being discussed here.
But it will be a while, because based on your second sentence, you currently have zero fucking clue as to what this discussion was even about.
0 HeyBuddays 2014-06-09
The only thing that matters is what you says matters.
I understand now. (But do you?)
2 RupertRooksby 2014-06-09
You are not good at this are you?
You just spent the last two hours calling me "shit-head" and stomping your feet because I had the temerity to express a contrary opinion to you on the relative weights of Orwell's views on the technicalities of centralised planning versus his clearly more important views on murderous totalitarianism.
And you choose to, utterly un-ironically, attempt to then pull a "The only thing that matters is what you says matters" as some sort of sign off?
And you thought you'd get away with that ... have you got rocks in your fucking skull that you didn't see how easily I'd pull the legs out from under that gasping, desperate tactic, and turn it straight back.
The good guys at this sort of thing look more than one move ahead.
But thanks to your latest clumsy reply, I can agree, I think we have now unambiguously identified the cunt in this thread. Congratulations you intolerant aggressive myopic narrow-minded cunt.
1 HeyBuddays 2014-06-09
lol
I wished I lived in your bizarro world. You outright dismiss facts because they don't fit your world view, you are completely unaware of the irony in quoting Orwell while telling me minutes later that the only facts about him that matter are the ones you deem suitable and you actually think you won an argument (is that what this was?) because you dropped a couple of paragraphs littered with big words without realizing that you worked yourself up over a joke/trap post.
(and no i didn't literally laugh out loud and yet i still used it. weird)
1 mintwaltman 2014-06-09
democratic socialism <> totalinarianism
6 2400 2014-06-09
where does it say that she was fired? (honest question)
6 BattleChoads 2014-06-09
http://www.xojane.com/issues/a-statement-regarding-racially-insensitive-comments
5 CarlosDanger007 2014-06-09
"Unfortunately, Melissa also made a comment on Twitter today that undermined her entire apology. After careful consideration, we've decided that we can no longer work with Melissa as a contributor for this reason. "
What did she tweet?
6 ashsmashers 2014-06-09
From the comments section: That Andy Warhol quote should be updated to "In the future, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes from being accused of racism."
5 shinbreaker 2014-06-09
What an idiot. Did she fail to realize that she was forced to make an apology because of shit she's said years ago? The last thing you do is make fun of that apology. In the end, she showed that Anthony didn't make her a piece of shit, she was already one.
6 Ebhagz 2014-06-09
What a retarded bitch
6 FaroutIGE 2014-06-09
Patrice would've had a field day with this one
8 jsnoots 2014-06-09
First someone would have to bring him up to speed and as they were telling the story he would be like, "wait...aint that the bitch Anthony used to fuck?" then giant Patrice happy laugh for 30 seconds followed by Patrice trashing her for a few minutes.
12 jelliedbabies 2014-06-09
"that goofy bitch Anthony used to fuck?"
8 MeteorBlitzkieg 2014-06-09
I heard it in the Patrice voice, and it rocked.
-5 [deleted] 2014-06-09
I think first you'd have to dig him up
1 freeponyrides 2014-06-09
Or a house day
6 realister 2014-06-09
She is a cunt who thinks she is too hot for everyone
6 BullsLawDan 2014-06-09
Someone tell Opie to hit the reset button on the apology clock. This bit is going to go on for years.
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5 flocephus 2014-06-09
One time I called her a fat cunt when I called in to the compound, I'm glad I don't feel any differently today.
5 KingTutsstache 2014-06-09
There is nothing more disgusting than this whore trying to make it like she was in a daze of sexist and mysogynystic jokes. You were 26 BITCH. It's not like you were 17.
God, these bitches are the worst
5 [deleted] 2014-06-09
Fake bitch. Feminists are not very bright people. Melissa has added herself as another exemple to that big list.
5 [deleted] 2014-06-09
Is she making an apology? I guess we need to reset the apology clock.
5 btm29 2014-06-09
maybe she should stop trying to blame everyone else for her problems and get o'er it.
5 TyroneBrawley 2014-06-09
Now people in the comments are calling out other writers for "racist" stuff they tweeted. Watch it all burn.
LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH.
5 Houghton91 2014-06-09
She's just a dumb bitch. She shouldn't be blaming anyone or playing a sympathy card. The desperation and grovelling is tedious. However she shouldn't be fired whatsoever, she's actually perfect for that shitty site.
5 [deleted] 2014-06-09
She's a fucking phony. She was a hanger-on / gold digger then, and now she is trying to be a phony progressive 'social justice' person.
5 [deleted] 2014-06-09
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4 SXMGirl 2014-06-09
http://www.xojane.com/issues/a-statement-regarding-racially-insensitive-comments
The official statement from XoJane stating she was let go.
3 mhm28 2014-06-09
Do not go to the comment section. Idiot holes all over.
1 phaseMonkey 2014-06-09
Fucking cunts
4 bushisbetr99 2014-06-09
What a shit fuck.
3 FresnoJefferson 2014-06-09
she's a shit fuck who needs a shit dick.
2 bushisbetr99 2014-06-09
Could not have said it better myself.
4 AlchemyWizard 2014-06-09
The definition of a cunt. She apologized by blaming someone else. Fuck her.
4 grimmis123 2014-06-09
What a giant fucking phoney.
4 regis69 2014-06-09
The entire notion that any joke she made ever actually hurt anyone is bullshit to begin with. The fact that she then had to publicly reject all of the jokes she made, acknowledge that they somehow hurt someone, and try to explain away why she didn't see at the time how hurtful they were is just going further down the rabbit hole of bullshit. She should have said that they were jokes and if anyone has a problem with jokes it's THEIR problem, not hers. She ended up being fired anyway, she could've at least been honest.
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2 SXMGirl 2014-06-09
Posted the link above.
3 KR1288 2014-06-09
She's not wrong she's just an asshole
3 newsdaylaura18 2014-06-09
I like that her title reads that she "used to be a shithead" as if that's changed at all.
3 MeteorBlitzkieg 2014-06-09
I don't know what is better: that she uses the feminist angle to blame Ant for her own actions, or that she went back on it later on Twitter and expected nobody to notice. She's not only a tool, but a complete idiot as well.
Ant, date smarter women.
3 thefirebuilds 2014-06-09
I miss Melinda
1 TEDS_CAKE_EMPORIUM 2014-06-09
Ant probably does as well.
3 smithjosh 2014-06-09
She dated rich men outside her age group, and she is about done as a model. She has absolutely nothing to fall back on, besides marrying some 50-something millionaire thrice-divorced douchebag LA lawyer, agent, or producer.
I actually have to give Ant credit. Being 30 years old, I would've been irate if she aired our private conversations in a magazine. Ant took it as a joke. I guess being a millionaire and fucking desperate, wacked-out whores has its privileges in that you can just shrug it off.
2 [deleted] 2014-06-09
What a bitch.
2 KingTutsstache 2014-06-09
Did she actually get fired for this?
2 Chip--Chipperson 2014-06-09
Not that I've kept up with her, but she seemed fun when dating Anthony
2 ThePittWolf 2014-06-09
In the words of Anthony "you made your bed now fuck everyone in it"
2 dey_c_me_trollin 2014-06-09
used to be a shithead? bitch, please
2 luvmuppet 2014-06-09
So I wonder if this whole story was more of her attention clowning bullshit.
I won't use the word whore because she's offensive to whores.
She's now taken to talking shit about xoJane on her own website. She'll never learn. This woman is toxic.
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1 MartyVanB 2014-06-09
So what did she tweet today that got her canned?
5 [deleted] 2014-06-09
A picture of her asshole and pussy lips with the caption 'No Minorities Allowed in Here'
2 ToothGnasher 2014-06-09
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1 doppeljr 2014-06-09
I guess Anthony will have to apologize now.
1 highflyin 2014-06-09
I always thought the Beavis Cumia twitter was Stetten. Hope they don't see some of those tweets if it really is her...
1 dianakurlan2 2014-06-09
This wouldn't have happened if Melissa had to her own self been true. She's a chameleon.
Comment, Mandy?
1 steve1879 2014-06-09
Using a hate site like XO Jane to apologize for hateful remarks is kind of odd.
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1 sukotsuto 2014-06-09
She's racist and meant those tweets. She's just hiding behind the apology.
Ant doesn't mind being called racist, even though he's more racially aware than racist.
1 Unshavenhelga 2014-06-09
I didn't feel like she was blaming him, so much as admitting her own weak personality. She's not unlike some of the pests (or even people in this sub) who will put out repugnant insults and wishes behind their anonymity. For instance, the inevitable rape threats received by almost any women who disagrees with O&A (pink socks, etc, ad nauseum). The difference is she never pretended to be someone else--her repugnant views and dumb jokes were under her own name.
1 kimchifart 2014-06-09
You realise this means the apology bit will go on for eternity now? I want a fucking apology for that.
1 cabaretcabaret 2014-06-09
Didn't she also live tweet as Brian Presley (an actor) tried to hit on her while drunk on a plane and talking about his wife and children? Only afterwards it transpired she invented it all while he was asleep next to her?
1 Ricktron3030 2014-06-09
I don't see she is fired.
1 Rhaegarys 2014-06-09
'Used' to be?
1 TrapTeamInDaBooty 2014-06-09
She just not good writer
0 RustyVibrator 2014-06-09
She's already got a bigger career headstart from the show than 90% of the local standup comics in NYC. Now she's complaining about being influenced by Anthony's sense of humor? Give me a fucking break.
-1 cabaretcabaret 2014-06-09
You go girl
6 ashsmashers 2014-06-09
From the comments section: That Andy Warhol quote should be updated to "In the future, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes from being accused of racism."
3 YourOldPalHoward 2014-06-09
I didn't see it as "blaming" so much as providing context for the remarks. It's not like she's saying Anthony brainwashed or corrupted her— she even says she was originally drawn to him because she found his dark humor amusing.
12 jelliedbabies 2014-06-09
"that goofy bitch Anthony used to fuck?"
-5 [deleted] 2014-06-09
I think first you'd have to dig him up
2 HANKKKINGSLEY 2014-06-09
https://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/1073/7674/original.jpg?w=800&h
oh gawd this is delightful.
1 phaseMonkey 2014-06-09
Fucking cunts
1 Ricktron3030 2014-06-09
And she said she wasn't blaming him.